Today is mostly catching up on loads of little bits of work
I've also found that I'm entitled to £200 worth of vouchers for being fucking awesome in work.

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I have an astonishing memory for useless information, to the point where I've been banned from playing Trivial Pursuit. My memory for anything useful is fucking shocking though

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Salmon Tuesday for me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 9:47, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

me too
i can remember pointless things in incredible detail from school, but then quite frequently not what i had for breakfast. early onset old timers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 9:53, Reply)

Great for pub quiz
Not so great for remembering to buy food
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 9:54, Reply)

we should go on university challenge
the university of old gits
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 9:55, Reply)

Starter for 10
Yoghurt, with a fork
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 9:55, Reply)

i had that the other day
but it was mint yoghurt stirred through a salad of smashed falafel, chickpeas, quinoa and roasted veg. does that count?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 10:23, Reply)

Sort of

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 10:44, Reply)

It's not a car allowance though, is it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 9:57, Reply)

It really isn't
But hey ho. Mrs Cow now earns more than me

#keptcow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 10:03, Reply)

It's all any of us dream of.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 10:04, Reply)

#livingthedream

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Apr 2015, 10:05, Reply)

Nobody will play Trivial Pursuit with me, either.
We should have a Trivial Pursuit b4$h.

Morning.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Apr 2015, 10:00, Reply)

Morning you
I need to flog stuff on eBay tonight
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 10:03, Reply)

Hit me up later if you need a hand.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Apr 2015, 10:04, Reply)

Thanking you kindly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 10:04, Reply)

Thankyoupleasesir

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Apr 2015, 10:16, Reply)

As a progressive male I wouldn't be phased by a missus that earns more than me. In fact I'd encourage it so I could fulfil my dream of spending my days sat on the sofa with my hands down the front of my jogging bottoms.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 10:21, Reply)