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Is it too late to join Sportsthread?
Alt: I'm a massive spastic and manage to injure myself at every opportunity. Best one was
this classic storyAltAlt: Ribbing is usually 'for her pleasure', no?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:18,
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Shinlols
OW!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:20,
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Seriously.
MASSIVE spasmo.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:28,
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I once found that I'd not quite got a splinter out of my foot a week later
The back of my heel started to swell up and I had to cut an inch long chunk of floorboard out of it with a blunt knife
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:30,
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ooooyabastard!
*cringes*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:31,
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I nearly fucking framed the bit of wood
It was massive
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:32,
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Matron!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:33,
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I dont like to boast
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:42,
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you dilbert
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:20,
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No way, I wear them inside out
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:20,
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bollocks
you wear natural ones woven from hemp and the pubic hairs that you find scattered around the commune
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:21,
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+ inside out
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:23,
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+ And round and round
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:29,
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Yeah, no point wasting them on your hand, eh?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:27,
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You've got to love a posh wank
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:30,
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If you wear it inside out if feels like you're wanking someone else off
That's what I heard anyway
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:32,
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"heard"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:33,
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Thora
y/n
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:33,
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Amber
y/y
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:38,
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ZING!
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:30,
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+ went the string on my banjo
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:31,
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*crosses legs*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:31,
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how pretty! you've made a butterfly print of cockblood on your thighs
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:35,
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Rorscock
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:39,
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