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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Is it too late to join Sportsthread?
Alt: I'm a massive spastic and manage to injure myself at every opportunity. Best one was this classic story

AltAlt: Ribbing is usually 'for her pleasure', no?
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:18, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Shinlols
OW!
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:20, Reply)
Seriously.
MASSIVE spasmo.
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)
I once found that I'd not quite got a splinter out of my foot a week later
The back of my heel started to swell up and I had to cut an inch long chunk of floorboard out of it with a blunt knife
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:30, Reply)
ooooyabastard!
*cringes*
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:31, Reply)
I nearly fucking framed the bit of wood
It was massive
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:32, Reply)
Matron!

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:33, Reply)
I dont like to boast

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:42, Reply)
you dilbert

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:20, Reply)
No way, I wear them inside out

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:20, Reply)
bollocks
you wear natural ones woven from hemp and the pubic hairs that you find scattered around the commune
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:21, Reply)
+ inside out

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)
+ And round and round

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:29, Reply)
Yeah, no point wasting them on your hand, eh?

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)
You've got to love a posh wank

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:30, Reply)
If you wear it inside out if feels like you're wanking someone else off
That's what I heard anyway
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:32, Reply)
"heard"

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:33, Reply)
Thora
y/n
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:33, Reply)
Amber
y/y
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:38, Reply)
ZING!

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:30, Reply)
+ went the string on my banjo

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:31, Reply)
*crosses legs*

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:31, Reply)
how pretty! you've made a butterfly print of cockblood on your thighs

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:35, Reply)
Rorscock

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:39, Reply)

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