Pretty have an official policy of giving away free hot drinks to people the staff like
Has anyone here had a free coffee or are you all too ugly.

If you're not registered to vote its too late now. What else is too late or whatever.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 16:08, 41 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I meant pret

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 16:12, Reply)

pret is shit and for cunts

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 16:14, Reply)

^doesn't get free coffee

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 16:17, Reply)

they'd have to offer free gobjobs to get me to step through the door

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 16:23, Reply)

I have never visited a 'Pret' as it appears to only cater to colossal bellends.
HTH xxx
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 Apr 2015, 16:19, Reply)

pret is up there with pizza express in the 'food experience' stakes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 16:21, Reply)

Yeah, way to lose all your paying customers, you fucking idiots.
As soon as they realise the prices are high because each charged drink pays for all the free ones.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 16:21, Reply)

BCM
SUX
KOX
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 16:22, Reply)

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_|_|X
 |O|X

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 16:28, Reply)

worst game of Snake ever

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 16:42, Reply)

I like how the kids these days with their 'smart phones' have to download an emulator or some shit just to be able to play old phone games

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 16:48, Reply)

anybody who actually does this should be electrocuted via the genitals

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 16:50, Reply)

so wow, much cool
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 19:27, Reply)

It's things like this that caused the holocaust

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 16:38, Reply)

too late for your mum and dad to retire abroad as they now have to look after you all over again.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 17:09, Reply)

it's a click from me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 18:26, Reply)

psychochomp talks hot coffee

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 17:19, Reply)

preferable to holding conversations about money, property or nyommy foood

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 17:21, Reply)

not much of a conversation then xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 17:32, Reply)

Hello,
Moto
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 17:33, Reply)

A STORMTROOPER BANGS HIS HEAD!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 17:43, Reply)

I'll delete this when it gets to 200

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 17:44, Reply)

I'm going out for dinner in a bit, I expect this thread to be limping along when I get back.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 18:21, Reply)

I'm having chorizo stuffed roast chicken.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 18:25, Reply)

Good luck with that.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 18:23, Reply)

I registered to vote but I don't think I can be bothered to vote

( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 19:11, Reply)

You have to go to the polling station to let them know this now, because you've registered

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 19:14, Reply)

i can see the polling station from my house
I might stand at the window and think what could have been.
( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 19:22, Reply)

CITIZEN, YOUR APATHY HAS BEEN NOTED
YOUR NAME HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE LIST FOR OUR EXPERIMENTAL SELF-CONTAINED DYSTOPIA

Any night now the black van will come to whisk you away
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 19:25, Reply)

WHY'S IT GOTTA BE BLACK?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 19:25, Reply)

Hertz took all the white ones

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 19:28, Reply)

Also, because you never go back
roffle
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 19:29, Reply)

cool

( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 19:51, Reply)

I still haven't had my card through the door
yet the woman who hasn't lived above me for 2 years has had hers.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 19:25, Reply)

I'm reading this as 'I killed her two years ago and still no-one has been to check on her'.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 19:36, Reply)

nah theres some other foreigners living there now.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 19:37, Reply)

I suppose the smell and flies went some time ago

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 19:52, Reply)