i lol'd at this
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/ed-miliband/11564637/Miliband-could-savage-our-cities-faster-than-any-bomb.html

to illustrate an article about housing, you need a picture of miliband stabbing his brother in the back, struggling to eat a bacon sandwich, and ooooh being a womaniser? dirtier than socks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:28, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

well, what do you expect from the Torygraph?
You silly little woman.
(Good evening Good evening, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:31, Reply)

fair, balanced and reasoned journalism
just like your bible, the daily mail.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:32, Reply)

the telegraph offers none of those things

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:35, Reply)

no, really??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)

really

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:44, Reply)

yes ... the Telegraph is famously non-partisan during elections

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)

alright dr birmingham
your opinion is even more worthless than bo-jo's, ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)

I'm sorry that people keep pointing out your stupidity
Perhaps be less stupid?
(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)

yer.....i'm not interested in another lecture from you on yet another topic about which you know fuck-all but think you know everything, ta

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:42, Reply)

I'm sorry for trying to help you be less stupid

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)

i'm sorry you can't see that you're more full of shit than a portaloo at one of your beloved festivals
but there we are.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:54, Reply)

What does she expect from an article written by Boris Johnson?

( Peej, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)

you kind of would
even though he's rotten to the core.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)

that's a video, friend

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:32, Reply)

I had a Friends video once.
Could I *be* any more waki?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)

I don't know mate, I wish I had all the answers, I really do

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)

were you on a break at the time?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)

The Independent seem to have something against Russell Brand too.
Weird.
Ive gone full circle with Katie Hopkins too. cant stand the woman now. She's a parody of herself.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:36, Reply)

I think that 'something' may be to do with him being a fucking stupid cunt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)

with stupid fucking ideas about not voting

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)

his horoscopes were always rubbish too

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)

fat poofs are fucking shit, quite literally

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)

not voting is cool if you're just lazy, as a revolutionary statement it's bent.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)

as a revolutionary statement it's breathtakingly stupid

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)

yeah alright shut up about it now no one cares

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)

not clicking this

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)

i clicked it for you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:44, Reply)

depends
if you combine it with an army and overthrow the government it could be more effective
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)

you are proposing the overthrow of democratic government and replacing it with a military dictatorship?
Typical Tory.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:45, Reply)

i was merely pointing out that it depends whether you combine your inaction with action
but now you come to mention it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:46, Reply)

We should take the vote away from anyone who refuses to use it.
Then see how much they care about ploitics.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)

i don't use it and i don't care about politics, i don't care about anything because i'm cool

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:44, Reply)

*disenfranchises*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:44, Reply)

not even on the electoral register m8, that's just how i roll. i'm far too busy having a gr8 time to worry about the day to day worries of all you rats in the rat race

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:46, Reply)

Are you saying there was a time when you had a different opinion of Katie Hopkins?
Jesus, Jayson.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)

it was back when she was a man

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)

She came across as "ok" on Big Brother.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:50, Reply)

Big Brother?
Jesus, Jason.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:52, Reply)

Now see what you've gone and done Jayson, you big twat?
You've made me AGREE with DOZER.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:54, Reply)

fod
I like the celebrity one.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:55, Reply)

that's possibly worse than the spastics one

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:58, Reply)

Celebrity spastics.
I'm surprised they've just not declared Stephen Hawking to be king and finished it.
( Muns, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:21, Reply)

you're a sweet little man.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)

<s>little</s> fat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:55, Reply)

<s>sweet</s> bald

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:56, Reply)

<s>man</s> potato

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:56, Reply)

clicking all these.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:57, Reply)

likewise

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:10, Reply)

bastards.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:36, Reply)

A sweet potato?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:57, Reply)

Ummmm
Why would my socks be dirty?
( Peej, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)

cornish tin miner
you're the closest we've got
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)

There are no working mines in Cornwall soz

( Peej, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:58, Reply)

lazy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:58, Reply)