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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Tell me of the time a collaboration made your tits tingle.
alt. Lunch
altalt. I've been invited to go camping for a weekend (I know lol). Do you like being at one with nature or are you a city person at heart?
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:01, 184 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
when grohl joined qotsa
When nine inch nails hooked up with Pete Murphy
When And The Hippos Were Boiled in Their Tanks finally got published
A Love From Outer Space
Nathan Barley.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:04, Reply)
Peter Noone knows

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:09, Reply)
Petain
My all time collaborator
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:04, Reply)
dunno to all apart from the altalt which is yes to both

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:05, Reply)
Aerosmith & Run-D.M.C. I'm not sure if that can ever be topped
alt: Yes please
alt:alt: Camping is for pricks, I don't mind nature but 4 walls, hot running water and central heating is a must.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:08, Reply)
Its tricky to think past that

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:09, Reply)
it's like that and that's the way it is, Huh

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:12, Reply)
Temple Of The Dog - Hunger Strike
I FUCKING LOVE that song

Alt:
Beans on toast with fuckloads of hot pepper sauce and cbeese

AltAlt:
At one with nature. I really like living near the sea.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:08, Reply)
Agreeing with Sporters here.
Whole album - brilliant.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:45, Reply)
RuPaul and Lady Gaga
Sugababes and Girls Aloud
Bananarama and Lanananeeneenoonoo
Spice Girls and the Sugar Lumps
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:11, Reply)
Comedy songs are always good, especially when they feature the hilarious French and Saunders

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:13, Reply)
I love their movie spoofs too :)

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:14, Reply)
It's funny because Dawn French portrays the main characters as a fat woman.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)
everyone loves fat chicks.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)
meato definitely does

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)
wor jase doesn't view them as 'comedy songs'

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:15, Reply)
I like motorhomes. I like the city. I like the countryside. I am a none camp, stealth bummer.
Alt. Fancy chilled ravioli.

Collaborators, Marx and Engel, the gang of four and the wombles
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:14, Reply)
do you dress like a lumberjack?

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:15, Reply)
lumberjack look is the gayest look.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:17, Reply)
gayer than lederhosen and a little feathered cap?

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:19, Reply)
much gayer, were talking LA LA lah LEZ B AN

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:21, Reply)
tsk ... like lessbians are even a real thing

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:22, Reply)
The Bug vs Earth are playing at Supersonic, which should be pretty good.
I particularly enjoyed when [BAND NAME REDACTED] joined my band for our album launch.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:17, Reply)
can you launch something downwards?

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)
y

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:19, Reply)
I liked that one with Cutty Ranks

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:20, Reply)
link pls

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:22, Reply)

boomkat.com/cds/10936-the-bug-featuring-cutty-ranks-gun-disease
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:26, Reply)
Pleased to note that the lyrics seem to mostly revolve around a raggamuffin murrrrdererrr

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:35, Reply)
EXACTLY

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:36, Reply)
Vanilla Ice
I like camping under the stars surrounded by wild animals and ting.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)
This one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un3TmvzoVYM nothing has or ever will beat it.

Alt. 12 packs of wotsits and a bottle of tizer

AltAlt I like Camping but its more about the drinking than being at one with nature.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:20, Reply)
you deffo win at lunch

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:21, Reply)
if not life.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:24, Reply)
a life without Tizer is no life at all

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:27, Reply)
John Lee Hooker and Bonnie Raitt
Also, the utterly amazing b3ta collaboration project back in the day.
Alt: Give us a chance, it's still early yet.
AltAlt: camping is shit and for benders.

Oh.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:23, Reply)

www.eclectech.co.uk/rfe.php
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:28, Reply)
i lol'd at this
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/ed-miliband/11564637/Miliband-could-savage-our-cities-faster-than-any-bomb.html

to illustrate an article about housing, you need a picture of miliband stabbing his brother in the back, struggling to eat a bacon sandwich, and ooooh being a womaniser? dirtier than socks.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:28, Reply)
well, what do you expect from the Torygraph?
You silly little woman.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:31, Reply)
fair, balanced and reasoned journalism
just like your bible, the daily mail.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:32, Reply)
the telegraph offers none of those things

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:35, Reply)
no, really??

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)
really

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:44, Reply)
yes ... the Telegraph is famously non-partisan during elections

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)
alright dr birmingham
your opinion is even more worthless than bo-jo's, ta.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)
I'm sorry that people keep pointing out your stupidity
Perhaps be less stupid?
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)
yer.....i'm not interested in another lecture from you on yet another topic about which you know fuck-all but think you know everything, ta

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:42, Reply)
I'm sorry for trying to help you be less stupid

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)
i'm sorry you can't see that you're more full of shit than a portaloo at one of your beloved festivals
but there we are.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:54, Reply)
What does she expect from an article written by Boris Johnson?

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)
you kind of would
even though he's rotten to the core.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)
that's a video, friend

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:32, Reply)
I had a Friends video once.
Could I *be* any more waki?
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)
I don't know mate, I wish I had all the answers, I really do

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)
were you on a break at the time?

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)
The Independent seem to have something against Russell Brand too.
Weird.
Ive gone full circle with Katie Hopkins too. cant stand the woman now. She's a parody of herself.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:36, Reply)
I think that 'something' may be to do with him being a fucking stupid cunt.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)
with stupid fucking ideas about not voting

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)
his horoscopes were always rubbish too

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)
fat poofs are fucking shit, quite literally

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)
not voting is cool if you're just lazy, as a revolutionary statement it's bent.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)
as a revolutionary statement it's breathtakingly stupid

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)
yeah alright shut up about it now no one cares

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)
not clicking this

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)
i clicked it for you

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:44, Reply)
depends
if you combine it with an army and overthrow the government it could be more effective
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)
you are proposing the overthrow of democratic government and replacing it with a military dictatorship?
Typical Tory.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:45, Reply)
i was merely pointing out that it depends whether you combine your inaction with action
but now you come to mention it...
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:46, Reply)
We should take the vote away from anyone who refuses to use it.
Then see how much they care about ploitics.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)
i don't use it and i don't care about politics, i don't care about anything because i'm cool

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:44, Reply)
*disenfranchises*

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:44, Reply)
not even on the electoral register m8, that's just how i roll. i'm far too busy having a gr8 time to worry about the day to day worries of all you rats in the rat race

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:46, Reply)
Are you saying there was a time when you had a different opinion of Katie Hopkins?
Jesus, Jayson.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)
it was back when she was a man

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)
She came across as "ok" on Big Brother.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:50, Reply)
Big Brother?
Jesus, Jason.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:52, Reply)
Now see what you've gone and done Jayson, you big twat?
You've made me AGREE with DOZER.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:54, Reply)
fod
I like the celebrity one.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:55, Reply)
that's possibly worse than the spastics one

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:58, Reply)
Celebrity spastics.
I'm surprised they've just not declared Stephen Hawking to be king and finished it.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:21, Reply)
you're a sweet little man.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)
<s>little</s> fat

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:55, Reply)
<s>sweet</s> bald

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:56, Reply)
<s>man</s> potato

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:56, Reply)
clicking all these.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:57, Reply)
likewise

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:10, Reply)
bastards.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:36, Reply)
A sweet potato?

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:57, Reply)
Ummmm
Why would my socks be dirty?
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)
cornish tin miner
you're the closest we've got
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)
There are no working mines in Cornwall soz

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:58, Reply)
lazy

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:58, Reply)
Oh NO
Not Keith Harris! Say it ain't so!

Wiv Da Angles

Probably with his hand up their bums.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)
I'm hoping for some saccharine animated tribute of Orville finally flying with angel wings

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:42, Reply)
67, he wasn't even that old.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:50, Reply)
Not even on my radar yet.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:58, Reply)
iggy pop and Death in Vegas.
I AM A MURDERER.

Alt: sandwiches and moaning in the tea room. They've moved a chap called old Bob to our site, he's a Fucking hilarious old hateful cunt.

Altalt: I do enjoy camping. I also enjoy hotels.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:46, Reply)
How about putting up tents in hotel rooms?

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:47, Reply)
only if you fill the tent with cannabis smoke

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)
Camping is all about the cannabis smoke as far as I'm concerned.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:50, Reply)
bonfires, cannabis and barbecue.
I've got a mean recipe for vegan bbq chicken (doesn't have chicken)
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)
Great, when do we go?

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)
summer in Nottingham forest

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:55, Reply)
hateful about what?
quotes, we need quotes.

i love a nice hotel, me.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:47, Reply)
I haven't been camping since I did DofE.
Far too fond of plumbing and mains electricity.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)
i hadn't until we went to the big chill
and my friend had only brought half the tent; we had to lash it to other surrounding tents like some kind of saggy canvas parasite.

never again.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:50, Reply)
"he's not a Fucking engineer, the only thing he can engineer is a shit in the morning, and he gets that all over his hands"
"If he was any Fucking stupider, he'd forget how to fall over"
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:50, Reply)
hahahaha
he sounds great
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:50, Reply)
he is yeah, my new favourite.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:52, Reply)
"Lol"

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:50, Reply)
why is he so horrible about you?

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)
you're mean.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:52, Reply)
he loves you really
when you got him drunk, he came in at about 2am going, "windy pig's EXCELLENT." about 137 times.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)
we need to organise further drinking.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:55, Reply)
windy pig is a nice man and one day i hope we can be friends

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:55, Reply)
What he meant was that WindyPig was better at sex than you.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:55, Reply)
there's a height difference that would make sex between us awkward.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:56, Reply)
not if i bring my sex ladder

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:56, Reply)
proper lol.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:57, Reply)
he clearly has a thing for long ginger hair

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:01, Reply)
and retards

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:01, Reply)
Ugly ones

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:02, Reply)
Bit harsh, mate.
Poor WP.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:03, Reply)
These are great!
He needs to post on here
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:05, Reply)
that was an alright album eh

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:47, Reply)
I liked it yerr.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:50, Reply)
Dirge is a right tune.
I have the weatherall mix somewhere in my archives.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)
I don't have any interest in hearing it.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:52, Reply)
neither do I

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)
Dirge and Aisha were the best two on there

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:03, Reply)
yer prolly

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:05, Reply)
I saw them at Glastonbury years ago monged off my tits

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:10, Reply)
^life changing bumbles

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:11, Reply)
Industrial quantities of Carling and E

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)
bumholes more like!!!!!

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:37, Reply)
their bassist is mcbeef's best mate

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)
Camping's fantastic if you do it properly.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:55, Reply)
Hello Sailor!

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:01, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0dWo31hwpI
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:04, Reply)

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