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Cor! Look at the tits on that!!
What's your favourite bird, bitch, cow or simply female?
alt. What's your favourite rooster, cock, peacock, gander, tom cob, tercel, drake or simply male?
alt. any exciting evening food plans?
altalt. If money were no object, what type of building would you live in?
I reckon Id fancy a converted barn or church. Long as I didn't burn up on entry (ooer)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:27,
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latest was 10 years ago)
chicken and mushroom stew.
I want to live in a treehouse.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:29,
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Or a nuclear bunker.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:30,
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Or if money is no object on a space station at Lagrangian point between the earth and the moon.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:32,
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Or in a diamond castle on Mars called Chomp Heights.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:38,
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a fortress made of 20p chocolate bars
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:39,
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Maybe in the 1970s grandad
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PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:40,
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haha, like you can even get real food now, it's all video games these days
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:43,
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an app a day
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:43,
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keeps women away
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:45,
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they were only 10p then
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:49,
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made in poland now, apparently
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:52,
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hermione lagrangian
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:38,
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she'd get it
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:38,
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cor!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:38,
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in b4 lazytown defence
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:39,
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she's a bit old for me
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:45,
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no coincidence that 'premature babies' and 'premature ejaculation' show up as consecutive google autocompletes
eh, lads???
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:48,
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I like them either really young or really old
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:56,
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A bald, toothless, dribbling mess
but that's enough about (insert /ot regular of choice here)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:09,
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flip
alt: pea
alt: dinner
altalt: converted lighthouse
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:33,
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^ lights are on, no one home
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:34,
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what is it with your obsession with renovated property?
You big fat mincer.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:37,
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ask your bonnie tiler m8
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:49,
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not a tiler pal
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:56,
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sorry BUDDY, specialised toothbrush clarifier
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:11,
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not even close m8
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:22,
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bothered
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:32,
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so not bothered that you mention it all the time
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:34,
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in a jovial manner dear.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:40,
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yeah, totes unbothered hun xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:43,
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alt alt either Lendal Tower, 18 St Pauls Square or dunno a stately home lol
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:38,
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I used to live in a building on Paternoster Square, near St Paul's.
I like large single floor spaces, maybe a mezzanine. The exception being I would love to live in an Marrakech style house with open air courtyard. And I probably will, but not in Africa.
Food this evening is king prawn, garlic and herb sauce with angel hair pasta.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:48,
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spaghetti
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:50,
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no, spaghetti is very thick. like you gay sum. lolz
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:33,
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Im not one for thin spaghetti. I like the kind of flat one.
Linguine and Tagliatelle
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:41,
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the pasta depends on the style of sauce and the ingredients, not your favourite. hth mumsnet cooking leet skillz m8
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 20:04,
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Dunno to all
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:01,
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cheers
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:02,
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cbeers
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:16,
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Soz I meant Altalt half a flat ho ho ho
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:19,
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you are a fucking idiot hahaha
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:25,
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You've upset me so I'm going to post something about someone else because I lack self awareness
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:29,
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you lack a wife and a (full) relationship with your estranged daughter
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:31,
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I still lurk daily despite everyone thinking I'm a nasty little wanker, I'm not bothered though honest
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:33,
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^ nasty little wanker
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:35,
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Not upset in the slightest
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:40,
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#nlw
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:42,
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Siggin diss
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:46,
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you frightful oik
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:11,
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get fucked mong tiger
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:11,
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fogj
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:16,
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^ COCK
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:12,
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I'm your favourite?!
Oh, JEFF, you brute!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:22,
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Owls are my favourite bird but Crows are dappa as well.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:19,
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alright Gorms
Prolly can't do Leeds, I'm off to see Chris Duckenfield playing records on Saturday and then Flamingo Land on Sunday.
Sozzers.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:24,
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No bother. Was just a thought if our paths were naturally crossing.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:35,
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Ducko is one of the country's best house DJs like, come over eh
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:37,
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TOOLS DOWN FUCK YOU
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lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:56,
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The flash is pretty good.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 19:02,
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although the 35-105mm is substandard for this price point
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 19:07,
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I only use primes, sorry bruv.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 19:23,
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if you're referring to the superhero series, I lost interest just over half way through series 1.
It was totes obvs who the lighting dude was though.
Daredevil is brilliant
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 19:16,
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They've got time travel and shit involved now. it's ok, better than Arrow not as good as Daredevil.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 19:17,
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Gotham is mainly excellent, good pacing. both the Flash and Arrow suffer for taking themselves too seriously.
I am now with the Daredevil programme, it is b movie horror schlock with some nice cinematography, the script editor needs a slap.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 20:02,
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fuck off Agents of Shield
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 20:03,
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I like tits, legs, fannys and (women's) arses.
I'm not bent.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 19:27,
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a nice pink arse and no hair on his balls
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 19:32,
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WATCH IT m8 He will 2.0 you
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 19:34,
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here's hoping.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 19:40,
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Alex Polizzi, posh rich and (in my fantasies) very VERY rude
Alt: There's a rooster lives in my brother's village called Bismark. He beats up dogs and cats who come near his harem.
Alt: Probably curry with some colleagues
Alt alt: A big place in the Welsh countryside with a large, well - equipped workshop. Both metalworking and woodworking, machine tools, welding equipment etc.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 19:35,
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captain placid likes going to Wales, possibly to have curry
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 19:39,
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Place that's home? Cymru
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 19:43,
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Pet terrorising harem cock
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 19:46,
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Polizzi, television hotelier cor!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 19:49,
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Is that all of them?
Do I win £5?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 19:50,
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Potentially there's heaps, chum!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 19:59,
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Pile them high, Cap'n
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 20:04,
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