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	 I AM THE KING OF BEETER
	I AM THE KING OF BEETER
 	I AM AN ANARCHIST!!
Evening prick thread.
Plans?
Alright?
BYE!
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:10,
	
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	 I'm going ot have a sandwich.
	I'm going ot have a sandwich.
 	Might watch some TV and shitpost on here.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:11,
	
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	 You're the lord of beeta m8 , the gaylord lol classic bantz
	You're the lord of beeta m8 , the gaylord lol classic bantz 
 	dunno to everything else
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:15,
	
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	 Go up the ladder to the roof, where we can be closer to Heaven.
	Go up the ladder to the roof, where we can be closer to Heaven.
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:15,
	
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	 I ENT GOING UP THERE M8
	I ENT GOING UP THERE M8
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:46,
	
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	 *Something about "going up there."*
	*Something about "going up there."*
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:13,
	
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	 DG XX
	DG XX
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:16,
	
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	 Alreet Geordie?
	Alreet Geordie?
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:16,
	
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	 pub quiz night innit
	pub quiz night innit
 	Also, looking forward to a two day week next week!!!!!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:20,
	
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	 Hi I'd just like to let Frog and other people who care that I got home safely and didn't get mugged by any delinquent youths
	Hi I'd just like to let Frog and other people who care that I got home safely and didn't get mugged by any delinquent youths
 	Thank you for your time.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:21,
	
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	 fuck off
	fuck off
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:25,
	
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	 Phew! Hope you had a wonderful day.
	Phew! Hope you had a wonderful day. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:30,
	
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	 My meeting finished early so I went for a pint anyway
	My meeting finished early so I went for a pint anyway 
 	Cheers 🍻
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:20,
	
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	 I finished at 5, but went for a pint as well.
	I finished at 5, but went for a pint as well.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:21,
	
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	 Good work
	Good work 
 	I'd do that every day if I didn't have kids
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:25,
	
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	 A decent pint in a proper pub is a nice way of ending the working day.
	A decent pint in a proper pub is a nice way of ending the working day.
 	I had a luvverly pint of Fosters in the Chav and Giro.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:26,
	
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	 I had a nice pint of Hophead in the Bree Louise
	I had a nice pint of Hophead in the Bree Louise 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:30,
	
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	 Cheers
	Cheers 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:46,
	
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	 NANCY
	NANCY
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:46,
	
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	 glad to hear it m8
	glad to hear it m8
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:58,
	
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	 Going old school and having sausage, egg and chips for dinner.
	Going old school and having sausage, egg and chips for dinner.
 	Along with copious amounts of red wine in the knowledge that I have tomorrow off. 4 day weekends ftw!
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:53,
	
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	 alright davvers
	alright davvers
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:55,
	
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	 Alright Dozers.
	Alright Dozers.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:57,
	
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	 nice darts
	nice darts
 	I am ploughing thru a nice m & s petit Chablis and have some marks oven grub
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:59,
	
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	 You are the anti-christ
	You are the anti-christ
 	Don't know what you want but you know how to get it etc..
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:21,
	
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	 and that's what gets results!
	and that's what gets results!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:33,
	
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	 Supposed to be a non-drinking night tonight
	Supposed to be a non-drinking night tonight
 	but fuck it - ima crack open a bottle of wine
Might make a niçoise salad for tea.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:55,
	
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	 sounds rubbish m8, sort your life out
	sounds rubbish m8, sort your life out 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:56,
	
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	 Actually, reading it back it does sound a bit rubish, yeah.
	Actually, reading it back it does sound a bit rubish, yeah. 
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:26,
	
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	 I had some wotsits and a can of lager because I know how to live.
	I had some wotsits and a can of lager because I know how to live. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:38,
	
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	 been playing ukip cluedo
	been playing ukip cluedo
 	it was the immigrants, every time, everywhere.
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:56,
	
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	 You should watch question time now m8
	You should watch question time now m8
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:08,
	
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	 Sit down you Eton prick
	Sit down you Eton prick
 	#chomplive
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:13,
	
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	 I am.
	I am.  
 	Cameron is a cunt, I vote Labour but I am going to vote Conservative.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:13,
	
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	 He is, although I'm enjoying the angry audience.
	He is, although I'm enjoying the angry audience.
 	I'll be drinking three 660ml bottles of San Miguel (£1.25 at tescos bargain fans) while watching and talking about these cunts.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:17,
	
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	 I am one and a half bottles of wine gone.
	I am one and a half bottles of wine gone.  
 	I would bang Cameron right now.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:20,
	
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	 Good job
	Good job
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:27,
	
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	 let's talk at 9.30 to see who we think won
	let's talk at 9.30 to see who we think won
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:28,
	
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	 That checked shirt cunt called Cameron "mate"
	That checked shirt cunt called Cameron "mate" 
 	Have some fucking respect for the Eton Prick.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:30,
	
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	 barako barner probably
	barako barner probably 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:33,
	
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	 I'm voting labour to cancel your vote out
	I'm voting labour to cancel your vote out
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:21,
	
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	 rather that than UKIP you South Coast racist.
	rather that than UKIP you South Coast racist.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:26,
	
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	 They'll get my second vote since I have one vote for each address I have.
	They'll get my second vote since I have one vote for each address I have. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:28,
	
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	 Is that an arrestable offense?
	Is that an arrestable offense?
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:31,
	
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	 Dunno, not my problem.
	Dunno, not my problem. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:32,
	
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	 somewhere in milton keynes a dyslexic man is dialling 996.
	somewhere in milton keynes a dyslexic man is dialling 996.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:35,
	
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	 Somewhere in York a man still dresses like its 1996
	Somewhere in York a man still dresses like its 1996
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:36,
	
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	 too true m8
	too true m8
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:37,
	
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	 as long as you vote UKIP down follekeystonee well away from my manor
	as long as you vote UKIP down follekeystonee well away from my manor
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:31,
	
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	 I'll probably switcheroo it and vote ukips in London and lib dem in Kent.
	I'll probably switcheroo it and vote ukips in London and lib dem in Kent. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:32,
	
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	 ain't no UKIP in the ville
	ain't no UKIP in the ville
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:34,
	
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	 Fine I'll just vote republican or whatever
	Fine I'll just vote republican or whatever 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:34,
	
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	 Why doesn't anyone ever question the low tax ideas.
	Why doesn't anyone ever question the low tax ideas.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:15,
	
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	 because their perfect and so dont need querying
	because their perfect and so dont need querying
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:16,
	
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	 deficit it bad, everyone agrees with that.
	deficit it bad, everyone agrees with that.
 	Either cut spending, or increase taxes or a mixture, no parties have suggested raising taxes as a legit logical solution to it.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:19,
	
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	 bunch of cowards.
	bunch of cowards.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:20,
	
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	 you're right
	you're right
 	
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lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:21,
	
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	 lol
	lol
 	that's a parody right?
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:31,
	
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	 The International Buisness Times is a very respected publication!
	The International Buisness Times is a very respected publication!
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:32,
	
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	 and now you're wrong again
	and now you're wrong again
 	
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lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:39,
	
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	 Not my words, the words of IBTIMES
	Not my words, the words of IBTIMES
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:40,
	
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	 I'm not even clicking it, you credulous dilwad.
	I'm not even clicking it, you credulous dilwad.
 	
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lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:43,
	
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	 willful ignorance
	willful ignorance
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:00,
	
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	 or their cocks are too short
	or their cocks are too short
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:01,
	
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	 or they're short sighted.
	or they're short sighted.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:03,
	
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	 bit of a myopic outlook m8
	bit of a myopic outlook m8
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:05,
	
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	 or their a tranny used to tucking their cock between their legs
	or their a tranny used to tucking their cock between their legs
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:05,
	
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	 THEY'RE
	THEY'RE
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:06,
	
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	 they're cock?
	they're cock?
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:08,
	
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	 THEY
	THEY
 	ARE 
A 
TRANNY
You know what you did.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:09,
	
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	 they are?
	they are?
 	it was only a theory
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:12,
	
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	 shut up
	shut up
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:19,
	
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	 ^^upset
	^^upset
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:25,
	
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	 cor!
	cor!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:07,
	
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	 That's tragic levels of fatness.
	That's tragic levels of fatness.
 	
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 .Yeti.
 .Yeti., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:05,
	
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	 what cock said that?
	what cock said that?
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:09,
	
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	 Innit doh
	Innit doh
 	Fat cunts.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:11,
	
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	 Milliband needs some sort of nasal surgery.
	Milliband needs some sort of nasal surgery.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:39,
	
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	 Milliband has fucking killed that EU referrendum question.
	Milliband has fucking killed that EU referrendum question.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:50,
	
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	 Just for clarity, the correct spelling is 'MILIB&'
	Just for clarity, the correct spelling is 'MILIB&'
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:58,
	
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	 he'll be a shit priminister
	he'll be a shit priminister
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:00,
	
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	 Bollocks, he's brilliant. He's going to under promise and over deliver. He just said so ON TELLY.
	Bollocks, he's brilliant. He's going to under promise and over deliver. He just said so ON TELLY. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:01,
	
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	 HE JUST SAID THAT!
	HE JUST SAID THAT!
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:08,
	
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	 cleg cleg cleg cleg
	cleg cleg cleg cleg
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:02,
	
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	 HOW DID THAT MUZLAM GET INTO THE TELEVISION AUDIENCE, WHOS PROTECTING PRESIDENT DAVE??
	HOW DID THAT MUZLAM GET INTO THE TELEVISION AUDIENCE, WHOS PROTECTING PRESIDENT DAVE??
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:05,
	
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	 hahaha.  genuine tears here.
	hahaha.  genuine tears here.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:09,
	
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	 delete this real name please
	delete this real name please 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:09,
	
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	 Question Time needs more Alt: questions, they only ask one and get a couple of replies then start a new thread. Rubbish.
	Question Time needs more Alt: questions, they only ask one and get a couple of replies then start a new thread. Rubbish. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:08,
	
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	 What did they have for lunch?
	What did they have for lunch?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:09,
	
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	 Natalie Bennet wants to know the vegetarian option
	Natalie Bennet wants to know the vegetarian option 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:12,
	
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	 nothing
	nothing
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:20,
	
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	 Farage just said smelly tits
	Farage just said smelly tits
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:14,
	
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	 That guy who thought he was being funny is a cunt, he should wake up ashamed about what he said tomorrow.
	That guy who thought he was being funny is a cunt, he should wake up ashamed about what he said tomorrow.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:14,
	
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	 Clegg ain't got no 'bantz', I'm afraid he's not getting my votes.
	Clegg ain't got no 'bantz', I'm afraid he's not getting my votes. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:17,
	
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	 sadly I think Cameron won that.
	sadly I think Cameron won that.  
 	although whilst a bit pissy cleggy did OK
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:38,
	
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	 Chompy says milib& now I don't know who to vote for again
	Chompy says milib& now I don't know who to vote for again 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:41,
	
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	 I am going agin a lifetime and voting Tory.
	I am going agin a lifetime and voting Tory.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:42,
	
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	 You are dead to me.
	You are dead to me. 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:43,
	
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	 and me
	and me
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:46,
	
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	 Cameron is a shit prime minister
	Cameron is a shit prime minister 
 	
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