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	I AM THE KING OF BEETER
 	I AM AN ANARCHIST!!
Evening prick thread.
Plans?
Alright?
BYE!
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:10,
	
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	I'm going ot have a sandwich.
 	Might watch some TV and shitpost on here.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:11,
	
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	You're the lord of beeta m8 , the gaylord lol classic bantz 
 	dunno to everything else
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:15,
	
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	Go up the ladder to the roof, where we can be closer to Heaven.
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:15,
	
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	I ENT GOING UP THERE M8
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:46,
	
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	*Something about "going up there."*
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:13,
	
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	DG XX
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:16,
	
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	Alreet Geordie?
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:16,
	
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	pub quiz night innit
 	Also, looking forward to a two day week next week!!!!!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:20,
	
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	Hi I'd just like to let Frog and other people who care that I got home safely and didn't get mugged by any delinquent youths
 	Thank you for your time.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:21,
	
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	fuck off
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:25,
	
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	Phew! Hope you had a wonderful day. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:30,
	
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	My meeting finished early so I went for a pint anyway 
 	Cheers 🍻
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:20,
	
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	I finished at 5, but went for a pint as well.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:21,
	
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	Good work 
 	I'd do that every day if I didn't have kids
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:25,
	
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	A decent pint in a proper pub is a nice way of ending the working day.
 	I had a luvverly pint of Fosters in the Chav and Giro.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:26,
	
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	I had a nice pint of Hophead in the Bree Louise 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:30,
	
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	Cheers 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:46,
	
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	NANCY
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:46,
	
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	glad to hear it m8
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:58,
	
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	Going old school and having sausage, egg and chips for dinner.
 	Along with copious amounts of red wine in the knowledge that I have tomorrow off. 4 day weekends ftw!
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:53,
	
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	alright davvers
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:55,
	
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	Alright Dozers.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:57,
	
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	nice darts
 	I am ploughing thru a nice m & s petit Chablis and have some marks oven grub
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:59,
	
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	You are the anti-christ
 	Don't know what you want but you know how to get it etc..
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:21,
	
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	and that's what gets results!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:33,
	
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	Supposed to be a non-drinking night tonight
 	but fuck it - ima crack open a bottle of wine
Might make a niçoise salad for tea.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:55,
	
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	sounds rubbish m8, sort your life out 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:56,
	
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	Actually, reading it back it does sound a bit rubish, yeah. 
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:26,
	
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	I had some wotsits and a can of lager because I know how to live. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:38,
	
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	been playing ukip cluedo
 	it was the immigrants, every time, everywhere.
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 19:56,
	
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	You should watch question time now m8
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:08,
	
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	Sit down you Eton prick
 	#chomplive
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:13,
	
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	I am.  
 	Cameron is a cunt, I vote Labour but I am going to vote Conservative.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:13,
	
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	He is, although I'm enjoying the angry audience.
 	I'll be drinking three 660ml bottles of San Miguel (£1.25 at tescos bargain fans) while watching and talking about these cunts.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:17,
	
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	I am one and a half bottles of wine gone.  
 	I would bang Cameron right now.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:20,
	
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	Good job
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:27,
	
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	let's talk at 9.30 to see who we think won
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:28,
	
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	That checked shirt cunt called Cameron "mate" 
 	Have some fucking respect for the Eton Prick.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:30,
	
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	barako barner probably 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:33,
	
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	I'm voting labour to cancel your vote out
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:21,
	
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	rather that than UKIP you South Coast racist.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:26,
	
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	They'll get my second vote since I have one vote for each address I have. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:28,
	
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	Is that an arrestable offense?
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:31,
	
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	Dunno, not my problem. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:32,
	
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	somewhere in milton keynes a dyslexic man is dialling 996.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:35,
	
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	Somewhere in York a man still dresses like its 1996
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:36,
	
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	too true m8
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:37,
	
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	as long as you vote UKIP down follekeystonee well away from my manor
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:31,
	
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	I'll probably switcheroo it and vote ukips in London and lib dem in Kent. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:32,
	
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	ain't no UKIP in the ville
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:34,
	
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	Fine I'll just vote republican or whatever 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:34,
	
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	Why doesn't anyone ever question the low tax ideas.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:15,
	
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	because their perfect and so dont need querying
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:16,
	
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	deficit it bad, everyone agrees with that.
 	Either cut spending, or increase taxes or a mixture, no parties have suggested raising taxes as a legit logical solution to it.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:19,
	
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	bunch of cowards.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:20,
	
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	you're right
 	
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lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:21,
	
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	lol
 	that's a parody right?
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:31,
	
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	The International Buisness Times is a very respected publication!
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:32,
	
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	and now you're wrong again
 	
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lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:39,
	
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	Not my words, the words of IBTIMES
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:40,
	
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	I'm not even clicking it, you credulous dilwad.
 	
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lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:43,
	
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	willful ignorance
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:00,
	
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	or their cocks are too short
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:01,
	
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	or they're short sighted.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:03,
	
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	bit of a myopic outlook m8
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:05,
	
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	or their a tranny used to tucking their cock between their legs
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:05,
	
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	THEY'RE
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:06,
	
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	they're cock?
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:08,
	
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	THEY
 	ARE 
A 
TRANNY
You know what you did.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:09,
	
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	they are?
 	it was only a theory
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:12,
	
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	shut up
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:19,
	
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	^^upset
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:25,
	
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	cor!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:07,
	
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	That's tragic levels of fatness.
 	
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 .Yeti., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:05,
	
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	what cock said that?
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:09,
	
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	Innit doh
 	Fat cunts.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:11,
	
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	Milliband needs some sort of nasal surgery.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:39,
	
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	Milliband has fucking killed that EU referrendum question.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:50,
	
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	Just for clarity, the correct spelling is 'MILIB&'
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 20:58,
	
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	he'll be a shit priminister
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:00,
	
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	Bollocks, he's brilliant. He's going to under promise and over deliver. He just said so ON TELLY. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:01,
	
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	HE JUST SAID THAT!
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:08,
	
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	cleg cleg cleg cleg
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:02,
	
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	HOW DID THAT MUZLAM GET INTO THE TELEVISION AUDIENCE, WHOS PROTECTING PRESIDENT DAVE??
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:05,
	
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	hahaha.  genuine tears here.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:09,
	
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	delete this real name please 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:09,
	
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	Question Time needs more Alt: questions, they only ask one and get a couple of replies then start a new thread. Rubbish. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:08,
	
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	What did they have for lunch?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:09,
	
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	Natalie Bennet wants to know the vegetarian option 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:12,
	
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	nothing
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:20,
	
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	Farage just said smelly tits
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:14,
	
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	That guy who thought he was being funny is a cunt, he should wake up ashamed about what he said tomorrow.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:14,
	
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	Clegg ain't got no 'bantz', I'm afraid he's not getting my votes. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:17,
	
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	sadly I think Cameron won that.  
 	although whilst a bit pissy cleggy did OK
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:38,
	
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	Chompy says milib& now I don't know who to vote for again 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:41,
	
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	I am going agin a lifetime and voting Tory.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:42,
	
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	You are dead to me. 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:43,
	
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	and me
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:46,
	
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	Cameron is a shit prime minister 
 	
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