alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 May 2015, 11:57, 85 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alright.
The Lorne Bar has reopened and it's surprisingly not shit.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 May 2015, 12:01, Reply)

I'm waiting for The Schooner to open again.
Preferably with Sunday afternoon strippers again.
(McChinaman banned, Mon 4 May 2015, 15:43, Reply)

Ahh... The Schooner. I used to visit there at dinnertimes when I worked in the bookies.
Didn't it open dead early as well? Now you've got to go to Coopers or The Portals for a 7am pint.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 May 2015, 15:47, Reply)

6am I think. Used to go after a nightshift, or (like most people) when I'd been up all night and was well fucked.
On one of the latter occasions, a mate put on the full 12 minute version of "I'll Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" four times in a row. This seemed funny the first time.
(McChinaman banned, Mon 4 May 2015, 15:57, Reply)

lol.
Yeah, I've been in the portals after the afterparty stopped at 7am. Full of folk from further south still going until they can get a train back.

Last time I was there I had a nice chat with a couple of alcoholics who were just in there because they were awake and the offie wasn't open yet. The correctly guessed I'd been on the garys.

A couple of my mates upset a bloke in their local because they put £30 in the jukebox and challenged themselves to go through a song starting with every letter in the alphabet. He was even more upset that after going to a different pub for a couple of hours his tunes still hadn't played.

I also remember being stood hiding from the rain in the Castlegate between the Casino shutting and Portals opening, knowing that I had work in about 3 hours. God knows how I didn't get sent straight home when I went to that one.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 May 2015, 16:03, Reply)

Didn't know Portals opened so early. Is that in the last couple of years?

(McChinaman banned, Mon 4 May 2015, 16:05, Reply)

Nah. It's been 7 or half-7 for as long as I can remember.
It did change a few years ago; the back room is now gone.

There's also the Balaclava. Quality.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 May 2015, 16:08, Reply)

I've just moved back after 8 years. Can't remember it being a thing back then.

(McChinaman banned, Mon 4 May 2015, 16:10, Reply)

Ahh. It'll be my tenth year here in Sept.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 May 2015, 16:11, Reply)

I left in 1998

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 May 2015, 16:13, Reply)

I remember the street party

(McChinaman banned, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:44, Reply)

I remember the first day covers.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:50, Reply)

#vietnam

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:58, Reply)

samantha cameron y/n

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 May 2015, 12:19, Reply)

n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 May 2015, 13:55, Reply)

wrong
leanne "would" y/n
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 May 2015, 13:59, Reply)

y

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 May 2015, 14:33, Reply)

alright alright

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 4 May 2015, 12:29, Reply)

alright alright alright

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 May 2015, 12:34, Reply)

^cartesian alright system

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 May 2015, 12:49, Reply)

BB king has been put in a hospice.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 May 2015, 13:11, Reply)

I share my birthday with him.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 May 2015, 15:57, Reply)

sweaty as fuck

(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 4 May 2015, 13:13, Reply)

I've got an idea of a film that's just two hours of a dour Yorkshireman telling people to shut the fuck up and that he's got work in the morning.
I could call it 'Sleepless in Settle'.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 May 2015, 13:21, Reply)

you could use the Sleepless in Settle Compo/Nora Batty I did on /board about ten years ago as the poster

(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 4 May 2015, 13:43, Reply)

I hope there is erotic fan fiction to go with it

( $$ ✅, Mon 4 May 2015, 14:04, Reply)

Compo peeled off her wrinkled stockings and gazed at the wrinkled flesh beneath.
By 'eck, Nora. Get yersen over them railings and I'll give you a reet doing up the Batty.
(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 4 May 2015, 14:47, Reply)

I'm office smirking at the notion of compo pumping someone in a bath as it sails downhill.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 May 2015, 15:04, Reply)

smir wan strikethrough lolarity

(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 4 May 2015, 16:33, Reply)

Office wanking seems a decent way to spend Bank hols.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 4 May 2015, 16:47, Reply)

better than drinking carling in a moribund Kent pub

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 May 2015, 16:52, Reply)

I've just laid a twee path under a twee arch of twee rambling roses
I'm the twee personification of twee bank holiday Mondays
(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:01, Reply)

I went to Flamingo Land yesterday and saw a baby baboon or sutin, it was well cute

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:03, Reply)

did it have a big red arse?
I bet it did after you left.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:32, Reply)

haha!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:37, Reply)

Pergola?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:03, Reply)

I hardly know her!

(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:07, Reply)

Jakarta?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:08, Reply)

ha ha ha ha you sound like a right prick, m8

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:31, Reply)

bit harsh

(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:46, Reply)

Fairly interesting colour video of Berlin in 1945
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5i9k7s9X_A
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:23, Reply)

saw a peacock today, deal with it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 May 2015, 18:16, Reply)

I saw at least half a dozen of them yesterday

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 May 2015, 18:25, Reply)

Nice try Tommy Two Shits, I'm calling bullshit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 May 2015, 18:26, Reply)

nah, I did m8, and some capybaras, some tapirs, some tigers, some hippos and two rhinos, possibly others

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 May 2015, 18:27, Reply)

I saw some koi carp today too.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 May 2015, 18:29, Reply)

there were some penguins as well, they were well cute

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 May 2015, 18:29, Reply)

The best animal is the Bush Dog, they look like little bears.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 May 2015, 18:33, Reply)

I think my favourite animal is my pet cat xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 May 2015, 18:45, Reply)

Is this a real thing, like Mrs Dozer?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 4 May 2015, 18:50, Reply)

Totes cute m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 May 2015, 18:52, Reply)

odd name for a cat

(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 4 May 2015, 19:21, Reply)

cats are for woofters and spinsters.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 May 2015, 19:34, Reply)

I hate cats and spinsters

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 4 May 2015, 19:41, Reply)

pea
(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 4 May 2015, 18:32, Reply)