BIG DOGS COCKS

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 May 2015, 8:11, 56 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I just swore too
Some flucken count just flew a plane over the house trailing an election slogan. Please will they all just fuck off!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:15, Reply)

Yeah, it's not like there's an election today, or anything.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:19, Reply)

The big cocks of dogs, or the cocks of big dogs?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:18, Reply)

whichever you'd prefer.
I saw my favourite example of how to use the oxford comma yesterday.

"We went to the park and I fucked a dog"
"We went to the park, and I fucked a dog.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 May 2015, 8:21, Reply)

imagine how it would be, to be at the top making cash money

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:23, Reply)

marketing director at pizza hut 2006/2007

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:36, Reply)

I always find them disappointingly small.
:(
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:33, Reply)

Bit rude.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:44, Reply)

Don't make your dogs feel inadequate now

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:46, Reply)

dontcha wish your girlfriend was house trained like me

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:50, Reply)

Twenty years of yoga to learn to lick your own arsehole. Dogs can do it from birth.
Life just isn't fair.
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:52, Reply)

on the plus side, women don't normally eat each other's shit.
unless you pay them to.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:53, Reply)

they do have a habit of chasing the ocado man and biting his groin though

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:54, Reply)

haha

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:59, Reply)

'house md' scans better

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:52, Reply)

I've just been made aware of Big Giant Swords
I must watch this as soon as possible
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:20, Reply)

whats it about?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:31, Reply)

cerne abbas cock

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:34, Reply)

the winner takes it all

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:37, Reply)

Canals

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:37, Reply)

+ Pork

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:41, Reply)