don't you have some sort of secretary or such for pointless menial tasks such as laminating.
We've got an apprentice to do all the shit jobs.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 15:46, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

a bucket of striped paint ahahahajajakajapes

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:48, Reply)

he did fall for the "long stand" trick.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 15:51, Reply)

#glasshammer

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:55, Reply)

HUZZAH!

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:55, Reply)

the workmen at my old estate agency were horrific to each other
i found it particularly horrifying that, on a refurb job, the joiners would shit in the new toilets before they were plumbed in, leaving a nice treat for the plumbers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:56, Reply)

I'm going to do that for you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:57, Reply)

we're not having a new bathroom
you can't shit in the kitchen sink
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:58, Reply)

^upset spinster obsessed with my skids

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:58, Reply)

bravo

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:00, Reply)

*side eye*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:01, Reply)

My builder housemate used to make a point of throwing his gloves at the apprentice joiner if he'd been doing groundwork.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:08, Reply)

His gloves better have been
covered in shit or this a pointless story.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:09, Reply)

Of course they were he'd been 'doing groundwork'.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:20, Reply)

Don't know what that is. Soz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:28, Reply)

It's builder speak for being 'up to your elbows in shit'.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:37, Reply)

He is the secretary or such for pointless menial tasks such as laminating
#adminskills #wordgotaround
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:48, Reply)

#dataentry #callhandler

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 15:52, Reply)

Laminating is womans work.
Listening to them do that task is the purview of barbarians.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:49, Reply)

this is one of those jokes I'm going to have to explain innit?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:52, Reply)

You don't have to. No.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:53, Reply)

Glad you got it mate.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:54, Reply)

it will magically get funny if you do that

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:56, Reply)

Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.

Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?

Conan: Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

Mongol General: That is good! That is good.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:57, Reply)

See, you've ruined it now

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:00, Reply)

:(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:07, Reply)

My coat has got ten buttons but I can only laminate?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:57, Reply)

LTI

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:59, Reply)