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I could get £10,000's rent on a safety deposit box and just put a note saying 'You're a cunt!' in it.
Then sling the key away. I'll sign it over to the person who pisses me off most without them realising it. Once the rent expires, they'll probably go in to retrieve the contents thinking that it contains something of worth. At which point the written message telling them that they're a cunt will be a revealed. The deposit box company will have a good laugh, and if it gets nicked then I'll just be calling the theieves cunts.
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Muns, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:18,
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Won't that get you like a century for a safety deposit box, they're not that expensive.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:19,
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it's a really massive sign
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lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:20,
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With flashing lights that spell the message.
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Muns, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:25,
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I'd rather convey that sort of message via marching brass band and a banner. 10g's would probably be enough to hook that up.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:27,
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you can't go locking brass bands in boxes
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lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:29,
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Morris dancers?
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Muns, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:30,
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you're only allowed to lock them in pewter-lined willow baskets
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lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:31,
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Once oil is discovered in North Korea, and they've been liberated
we can use their card flipping skills to spell it out.
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Muns, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:29,
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Apparently they recently executed their defence minister, with anti aircraft shells. Lovely fuckers.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:34,
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a blessed mercy I should imagine
they've previously executed people using flame throwers and hungry dogs.
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lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:41,
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I'm sure they probably deserved it.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:42,
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One of them sniggered at his haircut and those peculiar collars on his suits.
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lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:45,
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like any good progressive police state would.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:45,
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He fell asleep when he was supposed to be protecting Kim.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:42,
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I'm sure the posh places will charge more than that.
It'll help with the ruse too.
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Muns, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:28,
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i'll store it for you for that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:38,
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Half a storage box?
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Muns, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:58,
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