Does anyone have office memes?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:12, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Not so much memes as vicious nicknames behind peoples backs.
The fat bird that sits near me has a posh voice and gets called Hyacinth Bucket or The Duchess. She'd cry if she found out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:22, Reply)

Us too, we call one girl fivehead behind her back.

( Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:23, Reply)

?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:26, Reply)

Like a forehead, only bigger

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:27, Reply)

thats the one

( Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:31, Reply)

We have a BTSS here
Big tits, slopy shoulders
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:31, Reply)

Hahahahahaha. Love it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:32, Reply)

Her breasts are works of art
Her workload is a fucking disgrace
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:32, Reply)

I take it she leans forward in a lowcut top while asking if you could pick up one of her jobs
and you nod like Churchill the insurance dog.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:44, Reply)

Oh yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:54, Reply)

Seems fair
can't say I wouldn't do the same.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:03, Reply)

We have a gym on site and most of the girls in the office go every lunch time
Over the last few years I have watched them change and they all now have fantastic arses, hasn't improved their faces though, bunch of bobfocs
( Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:34, Reply)

ha!
We have a bobfoc here. She is known at "The Witch"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:36, Reply)

Our finance admin is known as Dallas
Proper massive 80's hair, pink lipstick and tits
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:33, Reply)

how old?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:35, Reply)

I'd guess at 45

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:36, Reply)

groo!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:37, Reply)

Her sidekick send all her emails as "General Administration"
hence she is known as Major Catastrophy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:38, Reply)

We have nicknames for most people in work
None of them are nice ones
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:27, Reply)

I aim to remain abrupt and aloof with everyone else who works here and it is seen as a bit of a running joke that I will complain and refuse to do anything.
But the truth is I really do hate them all and have no intention of doing anything.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:29, Reply)

I do this a bit but it's overshadowed how whenever anyone asks me a question I apathetically respond with 'it'll be alright'.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 19 May 2015, 11:15, Reply)

My bosses PA gets called "Thick Cunt"
on account of the fact that I have never met anyone as fucking stupid and tragically cliched south london single mum fuck piece dinny irritating moron pick your fucking feet up when you walk the most interesting thing that ever happened to you was that you got fucked by a Paddy and he left you with a kid stop talking about irish people like they are some romantic andalucian bull fighting race , piece of shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:30, Reply)

Excellent ranting, would lol again (9.8/10)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:31, Reply)

So you fancy her then?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:33, Reply)

I would hurt fuck her. It'd be well out of order.
keyword: hurt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 10:34, Reply)