My dream pub should have busty flirtatious barmaids

Very quiet music, since I'm not in my 20's any more I'm actually interested in listening to what my friends are saying.

Not a jukebox, though, once you let the proles choose they'll want it turned up when their hippety hop track comes on.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:25, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Also a covered area for smokers
Don't make me stand in the fucking rain.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:26, Reply)

this

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:31, Reply)

How about an outside area for the non-smokers as well?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:39, Reply)

that's the whole point
if you dirty bastards get subjugated enough, you might quit the dirty weed
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:43, Reply)

Don't you think it looks more fun out there with the dirty smokers, rather than stuck inside with the bores?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:44, Reply)

Smoking areas are where the party are!

( Muns, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:59, Reply)

yeah
who doesn't want their hair and clothes to stink like cancerous death?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:00, Reply)

The bores?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:03, Reply)

sorry, what was that?
I didn't catch it for the sound of your hacking cough, stinking breath, yellowed teeth and deep craggy wrinkles...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:10, Reply)

Nah, that's cigarette smokers you're thinking of

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:11, Reply)

At least we have smoking as an excuse for those things.

( Muns, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:30, Reply)