bristolharbourfestival.co.uk/music/

I'll get a program when they're out, so we can plan what sounds good but we can't be arsed to move from thepub to go and see.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 10:48, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

i don't think i like the sound of the majestic groove of pee wee ellis
it sounds like a really horrific name for his mum's vajayjay.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 10:49, Reply)

As long as we don't miss The Levellers.
There's only one way of life
And that's your own, your own, your own

Classic!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 10:52, Reply)

FUCK. OFF.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 10:55, Reply)

What a beautiful day (hey hey)
I'm the king of all time
And nothing is impossible
In my all powerful mind
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 10:59, Reply)

When we saw them in Luton,
my other half decked someone in the mosh pit*. She's my hero.

*a half dozen teenagers attempting to get rowdy in a crowd of lightly-stoned 30/40/50-somethings.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:04, Reply)

excellent work
apart from the bit where you went in the mosh pit at a levellers gig
(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:08, Reply)

Time for a massive row about differing musical preferences!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:14, Reply)

If you don't like things I like and vice versa I don't really mind.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:17, Reply)

what about people who buy things with their money that you wouldn't necessarily buy with your money?

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:20, Reply)

i simply won't put up with people spending their money on things they enjoy
see also: people not spending enough or spending too little/fewer/less money on things
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:24, Reply)

God. I hate things that are more expensive and/or less expensive than the version I've got.

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:29, Reply)

And don't even start on things that are exactly the same as the one I have but in a different (i.e. wrong) colour.

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:30, Reply)

How much should I pay for Trainers?
I don't really care about makes
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:30, Reply)

If they're less than £91 they're pikey shit and if they're more than £147 then they're chavvy shit.
Subject to inflation and exchange rates.
(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:32, Reply)

Is this trainers as in "actual shoes designed for running"
or as in "casual footwear"?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:42, Reply)

running shoes for actual running should cost 4/3 of your weight in kilos

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:50, Reply)

£3 upwards

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:32, Reply)

Actually you're quite old so you may need to spend a bit more to obtain age appropriate ones like Merrel or some ironic Converse.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:35, Reply)

It'll save him money on corn plasters in the long run.

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:39, Reply)

Should my Converse be ironic then?
I am a little bit younger than Bonz, mind.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:41, Reply)

You dont look it though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:45, Reply)

Excuse me I still have all my own hair and a 28" waist

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:49, Reply)

n

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:45, Reply)

currently I wear Karrimor walking trainers
(not at the moment as I am wearing a suit at work and that would look silly)
I will take you advice on board, could I get away with some ironic Silver Shadows?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:44, Reply)

n
do you wear your walking boots with your three piece suit? i bet you do
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:45, Reply)

Is that wrong?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:47, Reply)

plus how did you know I am wearing a 3 piece ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:47, Reply)

because you have mentioned it before and that's how i imagine you now
i think this is you


( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:50, Reply)

I still picture Bonz as David Gedge off of The Wedding Present.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:53, Reply)

How odd...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 12:00, Reply)

I don't really know why

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 12:02, Reply)

Its ok
I picture you like Jason King
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 12:05, Reply)

lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 12:06, Reply)

That was pretty much my 'look' in the late 90s

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 12:16, Reply)

Apart from the hair
beard and waistline
oh and the face that is spot on

I cant grow a proper mans beard :(
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 12:01, Reply)

I thought you had a pony tail?
Are you a fatso then? Can I call for fatzodog?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 12:02, Reply)

Or are you going to pretend to be a size zero? because, i'm telling you now, that ain't gonna work m8te

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 12:03, Reply)

No I have longer hair but not man bun length anymore
And I was suggesting he is larger than me. (own hair and 28 inch waist)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 12:04, Reply)

You're a bit old for trainers now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:34, Reply)

Yeah. He should get a proper bra.

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:34, Reply)

Just shy of 2

( Peej, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:37, Reply)

I think the Levellers are at the top of my list of 'bands I don't like who I've seen most often'
Possibly second to Muse.
(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:19, Reply)

I have a levellers backstage story
I'm not going to tell it but I will summarise that they're all cunts.
( Peej, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:38, Reply)

I find this fewer surprising

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:51, Reply)

These people are rumoured to be playing
https://bristolroots.wordpress.com/2014/11/11/screamin-miss-jackson-the-slap-ya-mama-big-band-ep-review/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 10:57, Reply)

Definite pub hour if YouTube is anything to go by.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 10:59, Reply)

"the band perform everything from foot-stomping hoedowns to blues ballads and torch songs, with many stops in between."
Smack my Brizz up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 11:00, Reply)