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Morning folks
Friday at last!

and I have next week off work. Check me out!

How was the bash? How was not going to the bash?

Tell all within....

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:29, 345 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mornin' V
Lucky you, having a week off. Never mind, at least my boss is away for a week or two, so I have autonomy. Which means I get twice as much b3ta time and still manage to do at least as much work, because of the lack of nonsense being spoken!

Liked your band clip below by the way. Your band sounds pretty damn good.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:32, Reply)

Morning Everyone
I coughed up some blood this morning.
Think I should really go to the docs about this chest infection:(
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:40, Reply)

thanks k2k6!
good news about the extra b3ta time too

I'll try and get the other half to video us on sunday and get some other songs up on youtube.

BK: going to do the doc is probably a good plan....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:45, Reply)

Good morrow, BK
Sounds like you really need to visit the quack. Coughing blood is never good.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:48, Reply)

it was just a little bit
I've prbably just scratched the back of my throat with too much coughing.

Just going to chill at the weekend and try and not smoke and see how I am Monday.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:49, Reply)

Morning all
See how you fare over the weekend BK, if you're still bad, get thee to ~~a nunnery~~ ~~clap clinic~~ your GP.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:57, Reply)

Smoking
A mate of mine, at the time a heavy smoker, landed in hospital a few years ago with pneumonia and pleurisy.

He was told that when it cleared up, he should stop smoking, which he has. But while the infection was still present, apparently it was best for him to keep on the fags, because the smoke stopped excess fluid production in the lungs, or something like that, which would have made the condition worse.

Strange but true.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:58, Reply)

Morning LM
Yup, I think a weekend lounging about in bed with laptop, dvd's, F1, vitamins, water and medicinal whisky is in order.

For the weekends after I am busy with a provisional trip to London in 3 weeks. Woo!

*edit* @K2
That is odd - felt ropey with it last weekend at BGB's and it hasn't cleared on its own so think it's an infection. Don't want to chug antibiotics till I'm sure though.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:00, Reply)

Morning!
Just had to take the car to a garage on the industrial estate, the window collapsed into the door last night!
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:16, Reply)

Has everyone
gone home already?

Edit - Evidently not. Kaol's just appeared. Morning K.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:16, Reply)

Ning ning ning
I am chirpy, its friday, and I have my new fancy dress outfit. yey
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:19, Reply)

Morning!
Bash was good last night, some new faces, some old.
I was a bit out of sorts, and not drinking, but still, had fun :)
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:19, Reply)

Morning all!
*Bounces* Glad all you bashers are ok and weren't eviscerated by Kaol.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:23, Reply)

Morning Kaol, Ethelred
I probably shouldn't have had a drink at my quiz last night.
Been overdoing everything a bit lately.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:25, Reply)

Jim...
No bashers have posted yet :p

Also, I convinced Mr. Wookiee that djtrialprice was you :D
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:25, Reply)

Morning all
Glad to hear the bash was ok last night. I reckon I might have to start working on getting the better half to let me out of my box to come to one of these things soon.
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:25, Reply)

Pirate Monkey
if you live anywhere near Leamington Spa, then come the next Sunday!

I'm going to try and make it to one of the London ones soon - I need to meet some of these people.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:27, Reply)

@ himjim
There's one brewing in London for the 18th of next month I think.

I'm going to hopefully make it down for that one.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:29, Reply)

Well, Jim...
You get to meet me next weekend, what more could you want?

*grins*
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:29, Reply)

Morning all!
I'm all packed and ready for hitch-hiking action tomorrow morning. Adventure!

Just hope I get back for the Grand Prix on Sunday evening :)

Edit: Ooh ooh ooh there's going to be a sequel to Tron! Called Tr2n! By Pixar! With Jeff Bridges!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:39, Reply)

Morning people!
Hope everyone is ok today.
BK - look after yourself young man. coughing up blood is full of ouchies so be careful.

Bash next month you say? I'll do my best to come to that one. I might be living in London by then but if I'm not then I'll be temping so I can get a day or two off. Ace.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:39, Reply)

Kaol
I'm practically fapping in anticipation.

I'm busy on the 18th :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:40, Reply)

NING!

I am:

hungover (again)

and feeling blue...about missing the bash and being nostril deep in depressed colleagues.

thank jiggery for the sweet release of B3ta!
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:41, Reply)

@ Lucy
*hug*

I think I need to make some changes in my lifestyle.
Another famous quiz win last night, with no outside help whatsoever. *ahem*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:41, Reply)

@ BK
I'd love to win a quiz - maybe we should try and get a b3ta team together for something.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:43, Reply)

Going to a London bash?
take me take me! I get bored on trains by myself :p

Good morning everyone I woke up at 850 and said a few bad words before texting my boss to say I will be a tad late!

(I have been here 20 mins though I wasn't that late)

BK go to the friggin doctors!!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:45, Reply)

Bk
*hugs back*

Change that lifestyle then boyo! Have a nice relaxed weekend with lovely food and taking care of yourself.

Ahem. Quizzes. Yes. No cheating though. That's naughty.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:45, Reply)

Himjim
I'm awesome at quizzes! :D

I was robbed of my place on my uni's University Challenge Team... Because I turned up stinking of whisky :(
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:45, Reply)

Well there is a quiz
on at the Well on Sunday evenings if you want to go? And if we are able to stand up after the cider festival *glees*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:47, Reply)

Morning TGB!
Yes! Come to the bash next month and we can get drunk and compare accents! yay!

Kaol - Why does that not surprise me?! ;p
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:47, Reply)

@ Kaol
But it's then that your brain works best. Same as playing pool. You're always better after 3 pints. But if you go over that limit, it's another story....
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:47, Reply)

@ TGB
I'll go docs on Monday if I still feel shit. I've been way too often for various things lately. I'm beginning to think I'm a hypochondriac:(

Apparently the 18th next month bash is being organised by Spakka
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:50, Reply)

@TGB...

Next London bash (that I go to), you can tag along with Captain Placid and I...

(That's if he isn't still full of stupendously epic fail).

Tp be fair, he has been very crawley-bumlick since his uber arse up for the last Leam Bash...I'm trying hard to find it in my heart to trust him ever again...some wounds run deep etc...

*goes all flighty and poetic*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:50, Reply)

Awww Kaol I've had the same problem
I've waltzed out to a snowboarding competition reeking of Cherry Liqueur. That was funny.

The classic lines:

"Are you drunk?"

"No!

*Falls over*

EDIT: TGB YES QUIZZAGE AWESOME PLAN..
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:51, Reply)

morning newcomers
damn you and your bashes

damn you!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:52, Reply)

I've given presentations
still obviously pissed form the night before.

Not good.
But it's never affected my quizzing performance.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:54, Reply)

One from last night.
I was well pleased to get this right.
No Googling!

Which shaggy cartoon lion, drawn by Rginald Hoy, shot to fame in the 1960s?
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:55, Reply)

So... Potential quiz night
Next Sunday :D

Sounds a plan, if it works out, timing-wise.

Jim, I love the "I'm not drunk" stories...
My first b3ta-bash, I was shit-faced, and walked down some stairs, straight into a wall, instead of turning the corner.
The obvious response to this in my drunken mind was to deny it had happened, and shout "I'M NOT DRUNK".

I don't think anyone believed me.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:55, Reply)

Morning!
I'm still at home in my pyjamas!
*yawns*
*stretches*
*makes tea*

Great bash!
*waves at Kaol*
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thealternativefact, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:57, Reply)

Thanks Poof!
*glees*

I love it when a plan comes together!

BK haha shit to fame?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:57, Reply)

@TGB
Don't know what you mean!

*whistles*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:02, Reply)

@BK
I had no idea about the lion, so I Googled it.

I still have no idea, as I couldn't find the answer!

Morning all who've appeared since I got a phone call a while back.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:03, Reply)

@ K2
60s is a clue - think sport.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:05, Reply)

DJ...
It's ok, I know as much as you do that the name on the tip of your tongue is "Kaol".
Despite everyone trying to convince me to kiss you.

Morning Clendrix! *waves*
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:05, Reply)

@ Boss Keloid
Who's Rginald Hoy?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:06, Reply)

@BK
It's the one from the world cup isn't it? Was his name World Cup Willie?
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:08, Reply)

@himjim
Bollocks, my spelling's all over the shop today. Reginald Hoy. Never heard of him but that as the question.

Pirate Monkey has it!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:09, Reply)

Heavens to Murgatroyd, BK
The only cartoon lion I can think of (and I'm not sure he was a lion!) was Snagglepuss.

And Googling Rginald (or even Reginald) Hoy comes up with nothing of relevance.

Edit - Oh, OK. It's Willie.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:10, Reply)

*does victory dance*
*basks in temporary awesomeness*
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:11, Reply)

Kaol
you didn't kiss him

what's wrong with you?

or have you stopped that stuff now, thinking that no one will be as good as me ;-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:12, Reply)

I peaked with you, V.
Nah, I was stone-cold sober last night.

Although he was very pretty.
Still, sober, sober, sober.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:14, Reply)

What about Simba?
He was a Lion.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:14, Reply)

I was fucking high last night
we had some random guy sit in on our band practice and he kept skinning up.

by the time he left he was so stoned he couldn't string two words together.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:15, Reply)

heh amusing text messages just arrived
from my mate

"Hi TGB my girl friend has just blown me off to go see some shit band with her mates, you wanna go for a drink later?"

Shortly followed by

"Shit - she hasn't *actually* blown me off"

Shortly followed by

"Well not today at least ;)"
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:16, Reply)

TGB
That sounds like a conversation with me. I always end up putting lots of innuendo in without meaning to. Then I get all tangled up in what I'm trying to say and end up getting the giggles.

God I'm simple sometimes.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:18, Reply)

@TGB
Heh! That would be good though if he'd meant it in the other way. Imagine the conversation:

Her - Is it OK if we don't go out tonight, I'd like to see to see a band with my mates.
Him - Hmmm. Well, OK, but you'll need to make it up to me. [indicates nether regions]
Her - Ohhh, OK then. [performs fellatio]
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:19, Reply)

Did I lean on my phone again
TGB :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:19, Reply)

@k2k6
I've been there!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:23, Reply)

jim the only comment
I have in reply is "pft"

Woo my housemate is now in Germany I have the whole house to myself allllll weekend *glees* *plots*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:27, Reply)

@K2
It can happen.

My housemate's girlfriend has promised he can give her one up the arse if he quits smoking.

I assured him it isn't all that so he hasn't bothered, after I'd calmed him down and assured him I didn't specifically mean it wasn't all that with her.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:27, Reply)

Morning recent comers *fnarr fnarr*
So, how was the bash last night? Anybody end up pregnant?

I only ask because that's what happens at bashes, at least that's what Himjim told me...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:29, Reply)

Nings to all
Woo Hoo! 4 day weekend starts today .... No more work related bullshit.

*shimmies*
*shakes*
*does a wee dance of glee*

Hope that my particular brand of foolishness finds you all hale and hearty.

@BK. Hmmm, a trip up muddy lane for giving up sweet, glorious fags. As much as I'm partial for administering a spot of poo pipe lovin' I suspect the price is too high.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:29, Reply)

Swanny...
You bastard!

Two-day weekend, as per.

Although next weekend, I'm having three. For Leam-based reasons :D
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:31, Reply)

I have a whole week off
starting at about 4 this afternoon :-P
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:32, Reply)

I know ....
I have to compress my hours and work like a twat to get it but by Christ it's worth it.

Only downside is I'm being dragged about Sheff looking at wedding venues and reception venues. Oh Hu-fucking-rrah!

@ Vipros. Good work Sir! Enjoy that time away from the coalface.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:34, Reply)

@Al
I think you'll find that most pregnancies tend to be temporary.

Although normally longer than one day, admittedly.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:37, Reply)

I am really looking forward to the
Leam bash. I really enjoyed the last time - even though I had to leave early so I wasn't squiffy for the Engagement Party the next day.

Also, it means awesome breakfast.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:37, Reply)

I will indeed
both Mrs V and I have been having a shit time at work recently, so it's well worth it.

we're not going anywhere, just staying at home chilling, and receiving visitors.

I scored a quarter last night to supplement what I had left, so all in all it should be a good week
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:37, Reply)

Jim
Plus I wasn't there last time :p

Any anyone who has met me will confirm that I'm fucking awesome.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:40, Reply)

@ Al
Yeah, I know. This is the second revision after her folks put the kybosh on us scuttling away to the Caribbean so we're doing it here.

I fully agree with the relief POV ..... We're just starting to arrange things and I'm thinking "Will this torture never end?" :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:41, Reply)

I didn't really get much of a chance to speak to Kaol
(partly because I talk a lot, and so does Ancrenne)

but you didn't seem all that awesome...

;-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:41, Reply)

I too am looking forward to the Leam bash
Not just because Kaol will be there, but the lovely TGB, the charming Himjim, and the jammy Rubberduck!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:43, Reply)

*frowns*
I demand a ~~second~~ third opinion!

Also, I don't think I could talk properly by that point :(
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:45, Reply)

Also we have all been invited to a houseparty on sat!
Well I was invited thought it was Friday, realised it was Saturday told my mate I was seeing some other people and she said I could bring you with me :p

So yeah woo! I got amazingly drunk at her last party. I remember about 30 mins out of 4 hours.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:45, Reply)

@LM
Hey! I'm not so jammy. I had to cancel my early morning test today because of fog on the track.

Damn, it's cleared now, but there's not enough time to do it before I go home...
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:48, Reply)

TGB
Sounds good, but I have some important questions:

1. Is she good looking?
2. Does her mind break easily?
3. Can an ambulance access her house easily and promptly?

It would be useful to know the answers to these for... *notices Kaol staring at him* ah, err, no reason. Ignore me.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:49, Reply)

Kaol
you are pretty awesome I guess...

don't remember you tasting of sherbert though :-/
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:49, Reply)

Lab
She is an evil pixie. When you meet her you will understand why.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:51, Reply)

Kaol
is also awesomely pretty.

*collects money*
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thealternativefact, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:52, Reply)

Is she actually a pixie?
I used to have a crush on Tinkerbell (Julia Roberts) from 'Hook'.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:54, Reply)

*laughs*
Vipros, you're lucky! Al doesn't realise that I'd been sick in my mouth a bit before I kissed him :(

DJ, you're a nice man, you deserve a deep grave in Epping Forest, at least.

Lab, I'm also asking those questions, for the same reasons *raises eyebrow*
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:54, Reply)

Hello clenders!
*waves*

*flexes*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:54, Reply)

BK!
*swoons*

I discussed you with BGB last night. We reached this swift conclusion: you're lovely.
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thealternativefact, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:56, Reply)

Awww
*blushes*

BGB is all of the ace too!

Did she mention my Incredible Sleeping Man routine?
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:57, Reply)

Well I think she is 4'8" or
something silly. But she does have a boyfriend. Sorry boys. Lab she is looking forward to seeing your hair though :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:58, Reply)

BGB
Is fabulous!

/b3ta love-in

Edit: Yes, she did!
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thealternativefact, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:58, Reply)

Clendrix!
*blushes*

*hands fifty*

You charmer :D

EDIT: TGB, she has a boyfriend? :(
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:58, Reply)

@ clendrix
It's lovely to be well-regarded:D
It was a bloody fab weekend!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:01, Reply)

Sorry
He has possibly the most awesome name though ;)

I drank so many white Russians last time. Happy days
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:02, Reply)

She's 4'8"!
Bless!

Ahh, Off Topic is full of love today!

TGB: What's his name then?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:03, Reply)

It's because I'm here, Labs.
After my drunken bitchings last night, I am desperate to make up for it and make a wild attempt to convince people I'm nice sometimes.

/ashamed
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thealternativefact, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:06, Reply)

Well she is tiny
maybe 5'2"? I dunno I just look down on her :p *asks her on gmail*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:07, Reply)

Clendrix
Well, unless you were bitching about me, or our Lord Jesus The Christ, then I can forgive you.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:08, Reply)

Drunken bitchings, clendrix?
*sniffs gossip*

Surely not?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:08, Reply)

@ clendrix
What K2 said!

I smell gossip!
Details!

with photographic evidence if possible.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:10, Reply)

Oh dear...
You've said too much, Ms. C.

Drop the subject, hard and fast.

Er...

*sets OT on fire*

Run!
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:11, Reply)

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually Al was correct; I was mainly happy and smiley. (It should be noted that this is easy when with Al, as he is the Funniest Man Alive. Or dead. But he is alive.)

*runs after Kaol, screaming*
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thealternativefact, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:12, Reply)

*whips out fire hose*
*puts out OT fire*

*realises it wasn't actually a fire hose*

*shrugs*

*grins*
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:16, Reply)

*grins*
Fire is ALWAYS the answer.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:17, Reply)

This dude should be
given "Epic Fail" status.

Not only did he trip when trying to jump a fence, he got hit by a bus too.

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7598674.stm
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:23, Reply)

@Ethelred
Yeah, I saw that a week or two back. Apparently the boy in question is a right ned, and it couldn't have happened to a better person.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:25, Reply)

On BBC news 24 yesterday
was a story of two sweedish girls who kept running across the motorway. One got hit by a truck but sadly survived
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:27, Reply)

Hold tight, Al
I am, at the moment, entertaining a guest in my little house. But perhaps I can find time to be indiscreet later on.
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thealternativefact, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:31, Reply)

@TGB
I saw that on the news headlines last night but didn't see the article. I've just watched it on the BBC website.

WTF were they playing at? And what were they doing there in the first place?

Edit@clendrix - when you say 'entertaining'....
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:32, Reply)

Hullo!
Morning folks!

I write to you from a train as I wend my merry way up North. It's foggy in Newark Northgate.

Only three and a half hours to go!

So, what's all this bitchiness, Clenders? *was probably about me*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:32, Reply)

TGB
I saw the full story on a Motorway program last night.

They were definately high on something, as one got hit by two cars *on a motorway* gets up, then has a fight with the copper before running in front of more traffic.

Her twin sister who ran from police straight under the wheels on an Articulated lorry, only got her legs broken. They don't show the impact on the website clip, but its impressive that she survived at all!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:32, Reply)

OMG
What have I done?

Listen, I wasn't bitching about anyone in particular. I promise!

*runs away*
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thealternativefact, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:34, Reply)

I dunno k2k6
But they were blatantly drugged up on something.

I felt sorry for the guy that hit one of them

Edit: Agrees with Elthelred
*tackles DiT*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:34, Reply)

*catches clenders*
*ensmooshes*

Stay with us, you know you want to!

EDIT: Don't make me start gladiating with you, TGB, not after what happened last time. There's not room for John Anderson to do the Macarena on this train table...
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:36, Reply)

Hey
DiT

When's the next installment of your story then?

*anticipates*
(

Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:37, Reply)

There's no gossip
You horde of nosy bastards!
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:37, Reply)

Word, BK.
Soon, soon.

I have taken a bit of advice on it, I just need to have a think for a while. It's coming though, it's coming!

Right, this train connection is stupid and bloody slow, so I shall have to be oft. Have a cracking Friday everyone!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:39, Reply)

Hello!
THe bash was lovely, it was brilliant to finally meet the Loon, I only wish I could have stayed longer.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:42, Reply)

G'Morning Ancrenne and Empress Bob!
So, did anyone take any pics at the bash?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:43, Reply)

Morning Ms A!
Good to see you last night!

Lab, I dunno, don't think so.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:44, Reply)

Oh...
I think I managed to be oblivious/not be in them.

Window was fine, er... Car was still there.
Took it into the garage this morning.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:47, Reply)

Morning Ancrenne, Bob
how are you?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:48, Reply)

Wait
did you leave it in the station with the window down!? You crazy-o!

I would never do that in Leam it's full of strange, shifty looking people. *looks at himjim*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:51, Reply)

TGB
Yeah.
*shrugs*

I took all the important stuff out with me.

It's not my car. Anyway, that's what insurance is for.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:53, Reply)

Morning all
Having popped my bash cherry last night thought I should pop my OT one at the same time.

Good to see everyone last night. Was very exciting meeting all the interweb people.
(Milo Minderbinder, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:56, Reply)

haha
Would the owner of the car agree with you on that though!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:57, Reply)

who was the tall ginger beard guy?
*jealouses of the bashes*

not because of the tall ginger bearded guy though....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:57, Reply)

Except, Kaol
That the insurance wouldn't pay out if you left the car in a state such that it didn't require any effort to break into.

It's like folk who have their cars pinched when they go in to pay for petrol, leaving the keys in the ignition, with the bonus for the thief that he can drive quite a long way before he has to refuel. Their insurance won't pay out.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:57, Reply)

Mr. K,
I'd just say that the window was secure when I left the car :)
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:59, Reply)

*eyes up the lovely lamb and tomato curry*
One of the guys that works here brought it in for us all to nom. It looks reeeeeaaaalllly good I dunno if I can wait any longer!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:03, Reply)

fair enough
wasn't sure if it was one of us, or someone random!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:03, Reply)

@Kaol
CCTV might prove otherwise!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:05, Reply)

@Ancrenne
Haha, yes, that was the wrapping from my magazine in the loo.

Pure filth, isn't it? You have to be pretty hardcore to read through the entire thing in one go...

EDIT: hello everyone!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:06, Reply)

ARSE!
I've just bitten into my lunchtime roll, with ham, cheese and a nice juicy tomato, and the tomato seeds and juice have splattered themselves all down the front of my light coloured shirt.

I repeat - ARSE!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:07, Reply)

*shrugs*
I'd find a way, Mr. K :)

EDIT: Also, hi Bob! I didn't see you go last night sorry!
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:07, Reply)

K2k6
Serves you right for being a healthy bastard.

Fucking tomatoes.
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thealternativefact, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:09, Reply)

I'm with clendrix on this one
Fuck tomatoes
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:09, Reply)

I like tomatoes
They're great.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:12, Reply)

*munches healthy lunch*
Tomatoes are rather nice, I find.

I believe they used to be known as 'love apples', because they were said to have aphrodisiac properties. They've never had that effect on me, I must admit, but I like the taste.

Edit - 'lo Bob.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:13, Reply)

tomatoes are only good as a sauce base
on there own they are shit
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:13, Reply)

Then Kaol
You may have all the tomatoes in the world.

So long as you still allow some to become ketchup, and others to become pasta/pizza sauces. All tomatoes aspire to reach these lofty callings.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:14, Reply)

Ancrenne
You have a point there, although I'm more a fan of White Russians.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:16, Reply)

Vipros!
It's their. 20 lashings for you.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:16, Reply)

Celery
is for people who can't find anything else to do with their lives other than eat pointless plants.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:17, Reply)

at least spell my name right TGB :-P
that was a shocking blunder though and I will gratefully accept my lashes
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:17, Reply)

Ancrenne
Sure for breakfast, people have milk on their cornflakes don't they?

*ponders trying cornflakes with white russian*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:18, Reply)

Celery is OK
It has a slightly odd taste, but is nice and crunchy. It also takes more energy to digest than is gained from eating it, and so is in effect a negative calorie food.

So it's not a good survival food - you'd die more quickly if you ate only celery rather than eating nothing at all (assuming you had drinking water available). It is however a useful diet foodstuff for that same reason.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:19, Reply)

I can report that
Bloody Marys are the finest breakfast drink, by a long way.

Also, I'm fuckin' good at making 'em.

EDIT: I've had cornflakes with rum on 'em before. Mistake. Counter to popular belief, it's not the Breakfast Of Champions.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:20, Reply)

I'm off for a swim
hoping no-one sees the tomatoey stains on my shirt between here and the pool. I used to keep a spare t-shirt in work, but for some reason took it home.

Laters...

*adopts Napoleon-esque stance to hide tomato stains*

Edit - is it really a myth ancrenne? I thought watermelon was the same too.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:22, Reply)

Really Kaol?
The Sunday of the Leam bash will be a joyous affair, a slap-up breakfast courtesy of Himjim, and tasty beverages as provided by Kaol!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:22, Reply)

Celery? Tomatoes?
Good grief. What's wrong with a good steak, a glass of wine and a smoke? No fruit or veg-based tomfoolery required.
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thealternativefact, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:23, Reply)

Lab
Yes indeed!

I'm sure a certain person will vouch for my drink-making skills :D
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:25, Reply)

sorry Vipros I was changing your name as you were typing :p
this curry is awesome :D

Lab we should get the stuff together and make white russians on sat! That's how I remember the last party starting...
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:27, Reply)

Clendrix
I agree, vegetables seem unnecessary at times. My house mate's always on at me to add salad to my plate as "it's healthy and helps you lose weight". Whilst I concede the healthiness bit, how can eating more food help you lose weight?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:27, Reply)

Bah
I was going to surprise you all on Sunday morning with hangover curing cocktails.

I was going to make Hurricanes.

Edit: Did someone say steak?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:28, Reply)

Kaol & TGB
So, TGB and I shall provide white russians, Himjim provides the sunday breakfast, and Kaol provides the bloody marys! Oh, and Rubberducky can provide the cars...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:28, Reply)

I'm planning on still being drunk
Sunday morning...
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:30, Reply)

*grins*
Thanks ancrenne :D

Leam-folks, I assume it's going to be suits and ties?
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:31, Reply)

TGB
Fairy muff, a few of us will have to sober up enough to be able to get our sorry arses to The Belmers gig.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:31, Reply)

Labs
I think five-a-day fruit and veg is a load of old cobblers.
My opinion is based on GCSE biology and a love of pies.
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thealternativefact, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:34, Reply)

I just looked, and the gig
Is at 2.
TWO!
:|

I'm gonna still be drunk.
And in the clothes from the night before.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:36, Reply)

Suits and ties?
Awesome, that means I can wear my ~~shoulder holster~~ best suit.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:36, Reply)

Leambash
*puts on 'responsible' cap*

Right, well I'm happy to stop drinking at a reasonable time on Saturday, so as to be fit to drive Sunday.

*notices the responsible cap is remarkably phallic in shape*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:37, Reply)

Lab,
You're now, from this day on, known to me as Captain Cockhat.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:39, Reply)

Ayup
My head feels like nails are being driven into it.

How are we all?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:40, Reply)

Thought I'd drop in to say hello
Hello.

*waves*

I'm feeling better today. Glad to see some of you seem to have survived the bash last night.

Celery is horrible, btw - tastes of ear wax. Celeriac, on the other hand, is all of the nom.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:40, Reply)

Lab
Don't worry, I was planning on being the DD for the Belmers drive. Seeing as I've got to cook for 4/5 people the next morning, I'll just drink my standard Becks Vier all night!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:41, Reply)

Suits and ties
Well, I need my good suit for court on Monday, so I could wear my older suit on Saturday, or I could acquire a military dress uniform (without cockhat, sorry!)
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:42, Reply)

Hmmm...
I'll actually not be wearing a suit.

I could manage a tie though.
And maybe a hat.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:43, Reply)

That's better
A tie I can manage, but no hat as I'll be proudly displaying the mo'.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:45, Reply)

Well that's great of you guys
One of you can look after Kaol and the other can look after me!
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:45, Reply)

I need at least
Three people to look after me :(
I think it was ancrenne, bill and wookiee on one occasion.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:46, Reply)

Yummers
I've just put a chocolate fudge cake in the oven to bake. nom.

Well, technically it's still just a chocolate cake, I haven't made the fudge yet.

I'm HUNGRY. Gotta finish baking before luncheon though.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:48, Reply)

I dunno if my housemate is coming out
He can look after you as well :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:49, Reply)

Ancrenne
Of course you were looked after, I'm a perfect gentleman :p

It's a long way from Victoria to Soton...
I owed you though!
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:52, Reply)

Why
do I still feel so rough this morning?

I have managed to get out of bed but thats about it.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:52, Reply)

Hey Mr. Z!
You were an absolute pleasure to meet :D

The fact that you're feeling rough has nothing to do with the pint of "Rum and Cider" that I saw you quaffing?
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:54, Reply)

Ah
Touche Mr. Kaol.... that may have something to do with it.

Vaguely remember going to burger king in victoria station after getting lost (again) and dropping coke all over the floor. Then slipping in it.

I have no idea what time I got home.

Last night was fun.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:56, Reply)

@ancrenne
I've no idea. Maybe it's cos roasted celeriac is very like roast potatoes. Whereas celery in any form is just... shit.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:58, Reply)

Lunch
Right, I'm off for lunch now, see you all in an hour!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:59, Reply)

Food is good
food is helpful.

I have a biscuit.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:01, Reply)

I'm off for lunch now
Woo!

Catch you later!
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:02, Reply)

I'm about
to go and have some of the Greek lentil stew Tourette's made last night. It's nommy.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:02, Reply)

I really need
a pint after that curry.

It's really sunny outside now as well :(
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:09, Reply)

I'm here.
Ancrenne and I have been sharing my computer.

Hey Zap! Nice to have met you - interesting stuff!
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thealternativefact, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:10, Reply)

Hey Clendrix
good to meet you too.

Didn't you win at darts?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:11, Reply)

Zap
I'm not entirely sure what happened at darts. Just as it was getting to the crucial point, where I needed double something-or-other to win, I embarked on a serious conversation with Ancrenne and lost track. However, I do remember Wookiee looming up in front of me, waving the darts around and shouting, 'I won! In your face!' so I took this to mean it was all over.

I wonder which bastard handed the darts in and made off with my £5 deposit. Put it in a charity pot, whoever you are, or may your guilt hound you until you're a dry, quivering shell of a man. Or woman.
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thealternativefact, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:24, Reply)

It's nearly home time.
I've got the afternoon off today, so I'll be off shortly.

Not as good as Vipros's week off, but pleasing nevertheless.

First thing I need to do is go home and change my shirt...
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:27, Reply)

ahem
wooooooo

week off!
(

Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:28, Reply)

I have 3 hrs 45 mins
before I get to go home *cries*

I do however had a tad more cash than I thought (probably because I "forgot" to pay my credit card bill) So I am going to get some cider and smokes and will probably spend the evening watching tv in my underwear drinking and smoking as my housemate is away.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:34, Reply)

In your underwear TGB?
Must be warmer in your part of the world than it is up in these northerly climes!

Edit - Right I'm off. May be on here sporadically over the weekend, but I'm going to be busy, so maybe not.

Have a good one y'all.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:36, Reply)

Well I wear
woollen longjohns
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:46, Reply)

Morning all
I've just woken up. Got very drunk last night and had a great time.

Moved my plans to go to Canada for 3-4 weeks forward a bit further, saw friends for the last time before they went to uni and had a nice dance (once I was pretty drunk).

Today I'm going to plan my trip for tomorrow, get a new rear light for my car and possibly get my haircut.
(

Captain V, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:48, Reply)

I'd take pics of
me in the longjohns Al but sadly my memory card is full from all the pics of me and Ancrenne in the chocolate paddling pool.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:52, Reply)

Cider
for lunch is all of teh win.

It does make me a bit squiffy in the afternoon though. I blame the air conditioning.

I also have a cheese and onion sandwich as it was reduced, but only in price. The amount of fat still remains.

I am nursing a gerbil wound also.

That is all.

/end public broadcast
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:52, Reply)

Rat bite!
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaat bite!

Yeah! He's got a rat-bite!

Rat bite.

Yeah!

*dances*
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:56, Reply)

Funnily enough
Kaol,

I was trying to be Swiss and broker a peace agreement between fighting gerbils factions.

I unfortunately ended up with one of them hanging off my finger by his teeth.

My fault for sticking my un-gloved hand in the middle of a fight really.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:58, Reply)

What?
Oh! You got bit?
Sorry, my song was a little insensitive in that case.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:58, Reply)

Ten points
to whoever can guess who said;

"I only have one word, thank you, to all the people who did it with me."

without Googling.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:00, Reply)

Castles
After a quick look it appears that my trip is feasible.

Going to visit Edinburgh, Warwick and Cardiff castles tomorrow before a night out with friends in Cardiff.

Should be mucho fun.
(

Captain V, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:04, Reply)

Oh, I read that article earlier!
It was flying-man!
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:04, Reply)

Was it...
Jenna Jameson? :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:04, Reply)

Capn V
All aforementioned castles are definately worth a look.

I just so happened to have visited 2 of them in the last 3 weeks!

Kaol, yes indeedy.
TGB: Pervert. Still waiting for your porn though.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:06, Reply)

Flying man is awesome!
If there's a fancy-dress party any time soon, I'm going as him.
I just need to grab one of the boiler-suits from the workshop, I've got a motorbike helmet knocking around, and an ironing board and some hair-dryers!
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:08, Reply)

What the hell
Who's coming to Warwick Castle tomorrow?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:08, Reply)

Ahhhh lovely lunch
A huge home-made (in the pub) burger, with mature cheddar cheese and well done locally-sourced bacon, plus chips so thick they could be President of the USA. All washed down with a refreshing pint of 'bow.

Sadly, I'm now back at work.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:10, Reply)

Lab
Why the hell did you bother with the Burger :P

All I had was 2 pints of Two Locks and 5 Luckies.

Zing.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:10, Reply)

I had some
Chicken pasta.

And 3 luckies.

And 6 shots of whisky.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:11, Reply)

*reaches into bottom drawer*
*removes Oban*

*smiles*

*Puts on AC/DC*

*WINS*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:13, Reply)

*shrugs*
I didn't realise this was a competition :p

*puts on Metallica*

*pretends to do work*
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:14, Reply)

Kaol
walking home from practice last night, stoned off my gourd I discovered that Judas Kiss off Death Magnetic is unbelievably awesome.

Hadn't fully appreciated it till then
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:17, Reply)

@himjim
Regarding warwick castle. That'd be me!
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Captain V, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:18, Reply)

Himjim
I had the burger because I am a slave to my hunger. That, and they are truly wonderful burgers.

I now want to sleep, and dream wonderful dreams.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:18, Reply)

Vipros
Yes it is!

I'm listening to "Load", for a change.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:20, Reply)

*sits in silence*
*sulks*

Oh yeah I forgot I was supposed to be writing porn Ethelred. I will inevitably be drunk, horny and alone this evening I shall do it then :p
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:21, Reply)

Load
is good shit. I love King Nothing, and Bleeding Me
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:23, Reply)

For lunch i had
Lots of chocolate fudge. From the Epic chocolate fudge cake I have just made.

mmmmmm.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:23, Reply)

that reminds me
what should I have for dinner tonight?

aside from beer and spliffs
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:25, Reply)

Blimey Captain V
If you're around there during middayish and fancy a swift pintette in an old, old pub, let me know!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:26, Reply)

Vipros
You should have tacos!
Tacos are awesome!
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:28, Reply)

hmmm, tacos are awesome
I will take that into advisement

also, I haven't eaten chilli this week which has got to be the first time in about 3 years...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:28, Reply)

Tacos!
Yeah have tacos. Lovely, super spicy tacos.

Good call Kaol!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:30, Reply)

I'm gonna be
At home on my own tonight.
My brother is out, the rest of my family are on holiday.

So I might have fuck-off spicy tacos.
And play some guitar.
And sing :D

I'll just end up being on b3ta, won't I? :(
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:31, Reply)

Tonight
Tacos sound yum, but I'll have to go to Tesco if I want them tonight.

I'll probably spend the night bashing away on Rock Band drums, in a desperate bid to save money by not going out.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:33, Reply)

Woo!
I love Rock Band!

I played it the other week, got 99% on Expert singing Creep and Little Sister :D
(

Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:34, Reply)

I shall be in bed
Feeling sorry for myself
I feel like I'v been rabbit punched for days solid:(

So I'll be on here no doubt.
(

Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:35, Reply)

@Himjim
Will do mate. Plan at the moment is to be in Edinburgh for 9:30 when the castle there opens then once I've finished looking around there head straight down to Warwick.

Think I might go round Cardiff castle on Sunday morning rather than try and squeeze it in before going out there tomorrow otherwise I'll have time for all of an hour at each castle =[

I'll get my tickets booked, routes planned etc. and let you know what time I expect to be in Warwick.
(

Captain V, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:36, Reply)

*gives BK a man hug*
Hope you feel better soon mate.
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Captain V, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:36, Reply)

On guitar, Kaol?
Since I got Rock Band, I have only played drums. I've done medium, and am cracking on quite nicely with hard. Some of the downloadable songs are insanely difficult though...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:37, Reply)

Bk
Rabbit punched?

Please explain.

Cap'n V - Cardiff Castle won't take too long. It's ok though. Look out for the peacocks. One tried to attack my Gramps when I took him there.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:38, Reply)

No, on Vocals.
I'm not very good at the guitar on those games.
Bass, not bad, drums I suck at, but vocals are fun!
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:38, Reply)

*manhugs V.*
Cheers.
I should not be smoking.
I plan not to get out of bed tomorrow, and have no cigs in the house. Cunning plan of Baldrick-level genius!

*edit* @ Lucy
I don't know why it's called a rabbit punch but it's generally a fairly nasty and winding thump to the area around the kidneys.

*edit again*
Or so I thought - my etymological sources are misinformed.

I feel like somebody's been thumping me around the kidneys.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:38, Reply)

@LVP
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_punches
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Captain V, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:38, Reply)

I am going to brave Asda
and get fuck loads of cider.

My mum helpfully sent me an email after enquiring of my plans that said "I'd come round and kick your ass at Wii Tennis but I have friends so I am off out! haha"

People never believe this kind of thing until they meet her though *cries* She once straddled a banister in a very public place and slid down backwards shouting "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:39, Reply)

@TGB
Your Mum sounds awesome. I hope I'm that cool when I'm old enough to have had children.
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Captain V, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:40, Reply)

Aah I see
That looks painful!

*stern look at BK*
If I find out you've been smoking this weekend you're going to be in trouble young man.

TGB - your mum sounds ace. My mum did her infamous MC Hammer dance during dinner last night.
It's quite a sight.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:41, Reply)

@ Lucy
*promises nothing*

I shall try my best.
Can't get into the docs til Monday.
Cos obviously, people don't get unwell at the weekends.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:44, Reply)

Re: rock band
is made by the same people as guitar hero?

I've played guitar hero some, and I can honestly say I find it easier to play all of the songs on the guitar
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:44, Reply)

Yeah she is
54 and still beats me on Wii boxing every time :(

V that is a long way from Edinburgh to Warwick! I should be kicking about though and never say no to alcohol :D Especially as Sunday is going to be the dullest day in the world and I will miss the grand prix :(
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:46, Reply)

Vipros
I'm not sure, but I don't like guitar hero, it's a bit crap.

Rock band "makes more sense" when you're playing it.
Plus you can do singing.
Which is lots of fun!
Unless you get "Epic" by Faith No More, then it's hard work to do the rapping-bit well.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:46, Reply)

I'm curious as to how the singing bit works...
would be fun to play as a whole band I imagine

guitar hero is quite good fun, but only when it's easy, otherwise it's just frustrating and I'd rather play the real guitar!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:47, Reply)

@TGB
Especially as I'll be driving from Hertford to Edinburgh first!
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Captain V, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:49, Reply)

LvP
The running man, like Vanilla Ice did too? Or the shaking of knees and shuffling?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:50, Reply)

Ethelred
The shaking knees thing.
And she sings whilst she does it but she always gets it wrong and sings
"You can't touch that".

Bless her.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:51, Reply)

The real fun
in Guitar Hero is the showboating. It's a bit rubbish when you just push the buttons but when you are working the axe properly it becomes proper fun!
(GirlOfTheWorld, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:51, Reply)

LvP
Thats sweet.

I can do both. I'm so hip.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:53, Reply)

V you are crazy.
God the day is dragging. I am half tempted to do some work to make it go a bit faster
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:54, Reply)

Car is fixed, yay!
But I'm lazy and don't want to walk up the road to get it.
*shrugs*

But if I do, I can have a cigarette.

But if I don't I can sit here.

*sigh*

Why is life so hard?
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:57, Reply)

As an aside
I'm currently listening to Orange Goblin: hadn't even heard of them, but the cats have left so that's a good sign
(osok Rebel without a clue, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:57, Reply)

You've only just realised?
According to multimap.com I'll be doing 843 miles tomorrow...
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Captain V, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:57, Reply)

V
I'm driving to Saaaafend tomorrow.
Win.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:58, Reply)

No freaking way
I get to visit 2 awesome castles, potentially meet himjim and TGB before having a night out with a friend from uni in Cardiff then on Sunday I get to go round Cardiff castle and drive home.

That's what I call a weekend.
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Captain V, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:00, Reply)

Guitar/Rock/Hero/Band
They are fun games, but I prefer Rock Band purely for the 'whole band' feel.

That and I like hitting the drums lots and lots. It's primal...almost...sexual...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:00, Reply)

Captain V
Well, I have nothing on tomorrow, I can always drive to Warwick for a quick meet 'n' greet!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:01, Reply)

I realised before
Just thought I would say it again :)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:02, Reply)

Well...
I get to go to Southend :(
And then do some laundry.
Then on the Sunday morning I'm shooting a music video.
Then nothing else.

Win.
/sarcastic
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:02, Reply)

I have to go to a wedding tomorrow
Which means spending the whole day with Mr VPs friends.
Which I STILL get nervous about doing after knowing them for more than 3 years.
How pathetic is that?!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:04, Reply)

Lab
You should drive to Essex and save me from the lunch-date-disaster that I organised in a fit of mad panic.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:04, Reply)

Kaol
I would, but I really don't want to.

Let us know how it goes though!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:06, Reply)

Heh, awesome.
So who's game for a mini-bash in Warwick tomorrow?

After looking at it a bit more the best time for me is going to be late afternoon as I expect to arrive in Warwick between 3 and 4 and need to leave at 6.
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Captain V, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:07, Reply)

Good answer!
Nobody should drive to Essex.
I dunno how it'll go.
It's only a couple of hours.
But I'm driving, so I can't drink.
Nightmare.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:08, Reply)

LVP
Why do they make you feel nervous?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:10, Reply)

V I sent ye a gaz
I am about allllllll day so whenever :)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:10, Reply)

LM
I don't know really. They are a very close group and he thinks a lot of them.
I still feel like the new girl!
And he used to be engaged to one of them which makes conversation a little awkward sometime.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:11, Reply)

Capn V
I'd be tempted, its 118 miles/2 hours-ish away.

I'll have to put pass on it until I know what I'm doing tomorrow!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:12, Reply)

I've not had a chance to play Rock Band yet
but according to a mate, the singing works more on pitch and timing than actual lyrics. As such, you can make up as much weird shite as you like providing it fits the beat. Sounds quality to me!
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:12, Reply)

@TGB
Replied. I really ought to get on with actually doing things today. Things that need doing too.
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Captain V, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:14, Reply)

I was good for midday V
But can't do 3!

So looks like you'll have TGB and Labia for company!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:14, Reply)

Right
I'm off to buy some nice shiny silver shoes!

Woo and indeed yay for shiny shoes.

bye!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:16, Reply)

LVP
You said you've been with him a while though, so I'm sure they're used to you :)

My ex lives with her ex-before-me, which was weird at first when we were seeing each other, but I got over it quickly. It was a long distance relationship too, so they saw each other a lot more than I saw her.

Edit: Bah, just missed her!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:17, Reply)

@himjim
If I can get from Edinburgh to Warwick in approximately 1.5hours without getting arrested I might just make it in time for a midday pint.

Part of me thinks I shouldn't even try though...
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Captain V, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:19, Reply)

Captain V
In the name of SCIENCE, B3TA and KAOL THE MAGNIFICENT, you should try.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:23, Reply)

He's right
You should.

Do it
Do it
Do it
(Kaol - Scourge of Wales, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:26, Reply)

Perhaps if I caught a plane...
But then I'd have my car stuck in Edinburgh and would have no (easy) way of getting to Cardiff.

Dammit Kaol I'm too open to suggestions at the moment and you've got the idea in my head now. I hate you.
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Captain V, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:30, Reply)

You should
Have sex with one animal in each of the three countries.

The Bestiality Triple.

I'll make you a golden crown.
And Al will fellate you.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:33, Reply)

In all fairness
Me and Lab are all the company anyone could ever ~~put up with~~ need

Two Kaols? The end of the world is nigh
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:34, Reply)

That's a step too far
Even for me.
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Captain V, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:34, Reply)

The end is always nigh
But it's nigh-er when my handsome friend is about.

Capt'n V, was the golden crown what pushed it over the edge?
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:35, Reply)

Kaol
Is a golden crown the watersports equivalent of a pearl tiara?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:38, Reply)

No.
It's a crown made of gold.
Worth at least twelve euros.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:39, Reply)

Yes it was Kaol
My new glasses have just arrived. Not sure what I think of them yet - they're much bigger than my old ones. It's really wierd having them on cause I've been without for a few weeks now.

Hmmm.
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Captain V, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:42, Reply)

Righty
Seeing as I'm literally 10 minutes walk away from Warwick Castle, I'm up for drinkies.

Depends on time mind, as I've got a strange suspicion I'm getting a parent invasion at some point tomorrow.
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:43, Reply)

I'm sure the glasses are fine
You wouldn't've ordered them is they were hideous.

Also, people with glasses for the win.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:43, Reply)

Yeah glasses for the win
*hi fives everyone wearing glasses*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:51, Reply)

@rubberduck
I expect I'll be in Warwick about 3-4 and leaving around 6.

@kaol You're right, they're fine. Just need to get used to them.

Went to get the receipt out of the jiffy bag and it turns out they've also sent me a little fold up mirror (useful) and a sweet that is an eye (weird - photos to follow)
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Captain V, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:51, Reply)

Yeah!
*grins*

Erm... I'm going to walk the two minutes to get the car...
And have a smoke.

I'm so cool :(
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:52, Reply)

For the last week
I have, consistently, forgotten to bring my glasses to work. I wear them for prolonged computer work (which, err, is my job) due to astigmatism.

I loves them, they look a'right and stop my left eye from twitching like a overly-caffeinated tourettes sufferer.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:57, Reply)

@ Captain V
Glass are ace.
I almost wish I didn't have 20/20 vision as I think they would suit me.

And I've just realised everyone I've ever dated has had less than perfect vision and wore glass or contacts.

That probably says a lot about my looks really

*is depressed*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:59, Reply)

Nom nom
i36.tinypic.com/vwrcc6.jpg
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Captain V, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:59, Reply)

I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!
Avec le shiny shoes.

*happies*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:00, Reply)

@BK
It only says something about your looks if they had less than perfect vision and didn't wear glasses or contacts. You said they did so you look fine.

*humps*
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Captain V, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:01, Reply)

@ Capn V
I Love Horses has nothing to do with eyes.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:01, Reply)

But....
they took them off/ out for sex!

One of them of said, "Have you ever had fun with blindfolds?" I said once or twice.
Then she blindfolded herself:(

*edit*
Ooh, humps!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:02, Reply)

Bk
That was rude of her.
You should've snuck out whilst she was blindfolded up.
ha.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:04, Reply)

@ Lucy
No,I rabbit punched her.

Not really, I do ok:)
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:05, Reply)

:)
I don't ever want to be rabbit punched.

Blindfolded? Yes.
Humped? Yes.
Rabbit punched. No.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:07, Reply)

Welcome back LVP!
Hope the shoe shopping went well
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:10, Reply)

@ Lucy
I've never rabbit punched a lady.
I do have a history of enlisting their aid in cheating at pub quizzes though:D
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:11, Reply)

Get your shoes then Lucy?
My director just declared "I lost the game!"

I hate him so much right now :(
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:12, Reply)

Yay for shoes
I needed some for the wedding tomorrow. My pink ballet pumps have died a death.
And smell.
:(

But the new ones are silver and lovely!
*dances around in a pointy toed fashion to emphasise shoes*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:13, Reply)

Oooh shoes!
Pretty!

*looks around*
*coughs*

Erm, footie and beer and cars and boobs and shit. Yes.

*salvaged*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:15, Reply)

Nice shoes!
Men with foot fetishes have it easy, no woman notices men staring at their feet, they're usually just happy to not have men stare at their chest.

NB: I don't have a foot fetish, and I think foot-fetishists are weird.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:16, Reply)

Boobs and shit?
Odd combination there.

In other news, my fudge icing on my cake slid down so the white chocolate buttons are all wonky now.
I made a wonky cake.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:16, Reply)

I'm back!
Getting cars fixed is expensive.
That fuck for company accounts.
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:16, Reply)

Right, I'm off
Will catch you folks this evening. Toodle pip.
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Captain V, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:18, Reply)

Shit
in place of 'various other accoutrement of stereotypical masculinity'.

But you knew what I meant, you pyjama loving scamp.

*edit*
Later V.

Thanks for the hump:D
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:18, Reply)

ha
I did know that. I was just winding you up!

bye V!

We might be having a BBQ tonight because the weather is so awesome

*excited*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:20, Reply)

I just got a call from
My drummer.
He's got a free house tonight, and asked if I wanted to go over and play Rock Band :D

On the 72 inch TV.

That is all kinds of win!
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:21, Reply)

Straight to bed for me
I now wish I owned pj's.
Shorts and t-shirt is is then.

Going to stockpile vitamins, paracetomol and ibupfrofen. Also have an uncollected script for antibiotics but they don't receommend it for chest infections these days.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:22, Reply)

Al
I'm crap at photos and links and stuff.
So just imagine some pretty silver shoes and...
voila!

Unless I wear them to a bash then you'll never know if you're imagining them wrong.

Welcome back Kaol!

Edit - BK you do need to get some PJs. Pants and a t shirt isn't the same. That's just not fully dressed yet.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:23, Reply)

Hometime!
What a fucking awful week.

Any sad peeps like me with no plans, might see you later!

*huggles*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:24, Reply)

Welcome back yourself.
Honestly, it's not like I get much time off being King of OT, you don't have to make such a big deal about it.
*frowns*
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:24, Reply)

Spot on Al
(I actually bought ballet pumps. I'd be well over 6' in those)

Kaol - I was only trying to be nice.
*frowns back*

Edit - Bye BK!
*huggles*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:28, Reply)

I know
*hugs LVP*

I was joking :p

I'm not gonna be on here tonight, I hope it doesn't all fall to pieces :(
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:32, Reply)

Kaol
You've given me the idea to play Rock Band tonight. Loud.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:33, Reply)

Oooh
My first Kaol hug!
*hugs back*

I won't be on here tonight either. I have to pick mr VP up from the station. yay!
And we're going to have chocolate cake and chipsticks and watch crap tv.

What a good night!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:35, Reply)

I shall be drinking like there is no tomorrow
Hopefully with my rude friend although he is utterly useless and unreliable so I am not holding out much hope!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:37, Reply)

TGB
Rude in what way?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:39, Reply)

*grins*
You'll always remember the first one, LVP.

Lab, have fun with that!
I think I'll be rocking out the wireless headset and bass combo for tonight :D
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Cawl, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:41, Reply)

Just general rudeness
The guy from the text messages somewhere way up there ^^
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:44, Reply)

Ah I see
I thought you meant like offensive rude. I thought it was a bit odd you'd spend the evening with a meany pants!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:45, Reply)

Right
I'm off, home beckons!

Take care all :)
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:00, Reply)

Bye Lab
Maybe sees you tomorrow.

10 minutes left. come on come on come on!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:02, Reply)

Evening all
How's it going?

My mates parked her car in our work car park but she's late coming back to pick it up so now I get to wait for her. I finished work 15 minutes ago, aarrrggghhh.

Dozy bint.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:45, Reply)

Yeah
just me but I don't think I'll be around for long.

Did I miss anything exciting today?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:50, Reply)

That sucks
well my lift is here so I'm going to scoot.

Cheerio
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:54, Reply)

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