About the right mix of work and internet so far.
Pity not everyone else is managing the same balance.

Alt: The first time I heard the First Gear's version of Leave My Kitten Alone I immediately lifted the needle and played it again, because I enjoyed the guitar solo so much.
Does that count?

Altalt: Toasted bun, mayonnaise, salad, meat-style veggie burger, melted cheddar, ketchup & Encona hot pepper sauce.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:01, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Ive been eating a lot of meat style stuff lately. It's "ok"
I had meat free swedish style meatballs last night that were particularly lovely.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:10, Reply)

I thought you loved the meat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:12, Reply)

I thought he was saying he wants a go on my meat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:13, Reply)

Yours ent even real meat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:13, Reply)

My Swedish style balls are particularly lovely

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:14, Reply)

What a load of KÖTTBULLAR

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:15, Reply)

Insert Ikea joke of your choosing here

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:43, Reply)

I do but im trying to cut down.
I got called a cock juggling cum whore on social media
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:15, Reply)

Sounds a bit strong.
A cock-juggling cum slut, perhaps. Suggesting that you accept money for your services is a little out of order, though.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:19, Reply)

Maybe it was his prices that caused the outburst

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:30, Reply)

I found them to be reasonable.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:34, Reply)

thank you!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:55, Reply)

As a midlander I'd like to point out that swedish meatballs are pretty much a less good version of faggots in gravy.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:17, Reply)

^ drinks Bovril

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:17, Reply)

Bovril Bisto
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:20, Reply)

I may have drank a mug of gravy in the past.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:40, Reply)

Did you shit yourself shortly aftewards?
And so the cycle is complete
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:44, Reply)

I did not.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:53, Reply)

me too. Ive also drank pickle juice

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:55, Reply)

you have spelt penis wrong again Jay

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:56, Reply)

Marc Almond has nothing on me
(ooooh viennaaaaaa)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 15:02, Reply)