Exciting news.
The recycling has been collected.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:00, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

More exciting news!
We're going sofa shopping today.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:02, Reply)

We went sofa shopping the other day.
Didn't buy owt though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:02, Reply)

I suspect we will just order two of the first thing we like and get home before the kid starts whinging for tit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:10, Reply)

Your kid will sick on it.
As it gets older, it will impart a variety of sticky stains to it. Climbing over the back will wreck to cushions.
You'd do better to stick with a couple of creates, at least until it passes into teenage years.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:04, Reply)

yeah, I'd go with the creates if I were you

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:09, Reply)

The baby has her own little sofa already, she keeps falling off it though. So uncoordinated.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:09, Reply)

Kids are rubbish, aren't they?
I doubt mine would have made it to their first birthday if I hadn't kept stepping in to ensure their continued survival.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:12, Reply)

Yeah, shite, deffo the worst decision I've ever made, it's like a prison sentence

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:14, Reply)

Trust me, when it starts moving you'll long for the days when it just stayed where it was.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:18, Reply)

Don't forget about them learning to speak.
Some kids just won't shut up once they start.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:31, Reply)

When a kid learns to walk - parents learn to put shelves up

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:56, Reply)

sounds like a greate idea

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:16, Reply)

Thank fuck for that,
Thanks for letting us know, we'll sleep all the better tonight now.
( Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:02, Reply)

Me too!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:03, Reply)

I'm sorry to burst your bubble m8
but it's probably just going to be shipped to china and chucked in a big hole.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:05, Reply)

Is that a wanking euphemism?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:10, Reply)

No.
The recycling has been collected.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:15, Reply)

three rough looking men collect my recycling every other Thursday
if you know what I mean
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:17, Reply)

It means you are anally penetrated by strangers on a fortnightly basis.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:31, Reply)

amateur

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:34, Reply)

zozimus is the amateur bummer m8, not me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:35, Reply)

^ Doubting Thomas

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:47, Reply)