Prandial round table
This is where you talk about what's on the menu this lunchtime, or make up some creative bollocks like you're having grilled peacock and cactus chips hand-cut by Heston Blumenthal's Christmas elves.

I'm having chicken livers fried in schmaltz with gherkins, grated carrot and tabbouleh. Channelling my inner Jew today.
( .Yeti., Fri 30 Oct 2015, 12:34, 65 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Oh god Cranley will post in this thread

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 12:38, Reply)

I'm moderately excited by that thought.

( .Yeti., Fri 30 Oct 2015, 12:40, Reply)

Fish, chips and mushy peas at the canteen today.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Oct 2015, 12:41, Reply)

Lush.

( .Yeti., Fri 30 Oct 2015, 12:43, Reply)

I'm going to get so fat.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Oct 2015, 12:45, Reply)

Maybe only have two portions?

(Twangy Rubber, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 12:56, Reply)

Maybe mind your own business

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:02, Reply)

Jacket potato with tuna and cbeese

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 12:46, Reply)

A sandwich and TWO packets Fish n Chips (salt and vinegar)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 12:49, Reply)

Fat knacker.

( .Yeti., Fri 30 Oct 2015, 12:51, Reply)

I might have a Crunchie in a bit as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 12:52, Reply)

Unrepentant to boot

( .Yeti., Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:05, Reply)

lime and honey chilli chicken
With Amstell.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 12:58, Reply)

+ Simon

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:00, Reply)

TTJ

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:00, Reply)

Ham sandwich, with more of that slightly whiffy chutney I had yesterday.
Bag of crisps (need to restock my supply), and a Drifter. I've run out of yoghurts and fruit, so a trip to the shops is in order.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:01, Reply)

You excite my heart, mm

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:03, Reply)

I'm living on the edge, dozer dear.
I hope you can keep up.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:04, Reply)

with you by my side we can achieve anything, my darling

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:04, Reply)

If we can freezer frame on a jumping high five,
this will be the best day ever.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:07, Reply)

suck my balls, mm, suck my swollen balls xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:09, Reply)

imma floss my teeth with your pubes

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:51, Reply)

You know just how to push my buttons, baby

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 14:00, Reply)

Coffee, nicotine and bitter resentment of humanity

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:09, Reply)

The old "Jim Jarmusch Special".

( .Yeti., Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:12, Reply)

Schmaltz may well be the most Jewish ingredient name ever

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:13, Reply)

I'm bored Sporters.
I need to go shopping but I'm not sure I can be arsed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:15, Reply)

Internet shopping is your friend
Do it from the pub, problem solved
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:23, Reply)

Jeff's a right woman though, he's always out buying new shoes and that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:24, Reply)

I like shoes and that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:33, Reply)

It's the surname of a friend of mine.
I've yet to notice a resemblance to rendered chicken fat.
( .Yeti., Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:26, Reply)

Just a sandwich and crisps
Sorry if that's slightly dull.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:24, Reply)

Don't be so hard on yourself, all of these answers have been dull.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:25, Reply)

YTBOH

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:25, Reply)

Did just read this
www.reddit.com/r/cocaine/comments/1pk2b7/coke_saved_my_life_or_maybe_just_my_wallet/

A handy tip there for us all to bear in mind.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:25, Reply)

Is the tip 'make sure to remove the s from links'?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:26, Reply)

No, not sure that's it.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:38, Reply)

The Honda Accord is strong with this one.

( .Yeti., Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:27, Reply)

He should post his bullshit on QOTW.
We're sorely lacking in self-aggrandising fantasists.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:55, Reply)

I haven't really done much in the way of work today and I can't really see me getting started now as I'll be heading home in a bit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:25, Reply)

swap 'today' for 'this week' and this is eerily familiar.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:37, Reply)

I have done those faffing time consuming jobs that you use about 3% of your brain power on
But result in lots of emails going out to bosses so it looks like you have been very productive
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:41, Reply)

I ent even done that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:44, Reply)

hardcore you know the score.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 14:12, Reply)

Whatever the food
bank can spare.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:35, Reply)

You silly billy
you get food from shops
Money thats what banks have
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:42, Reply)

I think I know what's going to be popular this halloween.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:44, Reply)

Real-life lol.
All we need now is for Cameron to do an Alan Partridge and rant about people using his likeness to make smutty insinuations.
( .Yeti., Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:46, Reply)

tara hudson y/n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:45, Reply)

Dunno who that is.
Tara Palmer-Tompkinson y/n?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:49, Reply)

y to both

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:50, Reply)

Tara Rhaboum-Dié y/n?

( .Yeti., Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:52, Reply)

In her pomp Gormo, yes I would.
I reckon she's well filfy, innit?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 30 Oct 2015, 13:56, Reply)

I reckon if you got a bit of bugle in she'd do anything you asked.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 14:00, Reply)

trinny woodall y/n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 14:00, Reply)

silly question

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 14:06, Reply)

ur face is a silly question

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 14:09, Reply)

No returns

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 14:09, Reply)

Oh totally.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 30 Oct 2015, 14:07, Reply)

y

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 14:08, Reply)

The dusting?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 30 Oct 2015, 14:07, Reply)

She looks fucking mental now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 14:08, Reply)

When did she ever not?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 14:31, Reply)

she's a fucking nut case

( $$ ✅, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 14:10, Reply)

Couldn't be arsed to go shopping.
Had a nap instead.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Oct 2015, 14:42, Reply)