Elevenses thread
I've just stuffed myself with a pile of baklava and now I'm too full to bother with work.
Why are you a workshy cunt?

Alt: The yurtsmiths have nearly completed album number two and it might get released sometime in 2016.
What have you got coming up, to look forward to in your lives?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 11:36, 65 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Tee hee number two!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 11:38, Reply)

I had a dental appointment so have not long been in the office.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 11:40, Reply)

Did you get a badge for being brave?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 11:51, Reply)

No but I did buy a chicken pie and an irn bru on the way to work.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 11:52, Reply)

The next station.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 11:51, Reply)

Is it getting progressively grimmer with each station?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 11:58, Reply)

Only stopped at Bristol Parkway so far, but yes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 11:59, Reply)

Cheltenham Spa now.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:09, Reply)

Last year's xmas party was in Cheltenham Spa, fact fans!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:11, Reply)

Is this train taking you all the way to Leeds?
If so, you'll probably pass by my office.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:13, Reply)

Leeds station is the second biggest station outside of London, fact fans!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:14, Reply)

whats the biggest outside london then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:27, Reply)

New Street

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:34, Reply)

There's a mc donalds /and/ a burger king in leeds station. Imagine that!

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:42, Reply)

AND a Wetherspoons!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 13:09, Reply)

I am!
You should put a banner up in the window or something.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:17, Reply)

They usually announce it on the train

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:20, Reply)

This is the train manager....
We are going past the building where Tangles works.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:23, Reply)

As I don't know where you work, I have decided to just wave at everyone and everything.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:38, Reply)

It's the brown building

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:39, Reply)

Birmingham New Street currently.
Next stop - Burton on Trent
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 13:03, Reply)

Did you wave at a brown building before you got there?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 13:09, Reply)

wonderful news
what platforms are you releasing it on?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:00, Reply)

It's definitely going to be released digitally
current plans for a physical release are to put it out on cassette.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:06, Reply)

No 3 at Coventry station

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:06, Reply)

Coming up England by a different line
For once, early in the cold new year,
We stopped, and, watching men with number plates
Sprint down the platform to familiar gates,
"Why, Coventry!" I exclaimed. "I was born here."

/ac
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:11, Reply)

Goes with the job.
Get to work at 7.30,
Coffee until 8.30
Tea break 9.50 to 10.30
Lunch 11.50 to 13.30
Second tea 14.50 to 15.30
Tools down 16.15
Go home at 16.45

Alt: you sold all the first ones yet?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:36, Reply)

Alt: hahahaha nope
Only truly cool people own a copy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:40, Reply)

Natch

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:47, Reply)

Guess we won't be seeing much of Stunned today
news.sky.com/story/1580864/man-arrested-over-south-london-sex-attacks
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:37, Reply)

If stunned is 24 then his drinking habit is a lot worse than I think any of us realised.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:48, Reply)

I didn't actually read it
as that might have got in the way of the joke.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:50, Reply)

Fair enough. This is a comedy forum after all.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:55, Reply)

I had some fierce home-pimped chili yesterday
and my arse hates me now.

Alt: birthday party in a couple of weeks, going to play pool with a couple of friends tomorrow night. Simple pleasures.
( .Yeti., Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:50, Reply)

It's not just your arse

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 13:10, Reply)

Yeah but yesterday, my arse liked me.
/winstonchurchill
( .Yeti., Tue 3 Nov 2015, 13:13, Reply)

Unexpected fish pie for lunch
Was just too much to be comfortable so TDFU from now, I think

Alt:
Night out with a few mates next week, birthday coming up soon, Christmas, a gig or two, early death
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 12:52, Reply)

Anyone good, or just some bands from your youth?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 13:09, Reply)

I'm off to see my mate's band Hyde & Beast again
Possibly another few mate's bands - Ashes of Iron and another, as yet un-named one. Pearl Jam tribute act in January
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Nov 2015, 13:58, Reply)

Unexpected fish pie? That MUST be a euphemism, shirley?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 3 Nov 2015, 14:26, Reply)