I had nothing for lunch
Alt I am going to Center Parcs with the wife but not the kids.

Altalt I've only done cocaine once and I didn't inhale

Lack of vegetables in my diet
( Peej, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:53, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Which Centerparcs?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:54, Reply)

Longleat, its closest.

( Peej, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:55, Reply)

I fucking love Centerparcs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:57, Reply)

Never been.
Looks like the sort of place people with kids would visit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 14:04, Reply)

Sounds shit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 14:10, Reply)

Innit.
When are your band playing there?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 14:26, Reply)

ZING!

( Peej, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 14:52, Reply)

My uncle always used to encourage us to nick other people's rental bikes if they weren't locked up.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 14:16, Reply)

I haven't been since I was a kid
Its the Wifes 30th, I think we plan to just chill out for a few days. I have booked quad bikes and archery though
( Peej, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 14:53, Reply)

Rik and Ossie

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:08, Reply)

RIS
Sorry
( Peej, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:15, Reply)

He's hoping you have a really lovely time on your quad bikes.
Go really, really fast and everything.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:21, Reply)

Is this a final holiday before you tell the missus that she is getting on a bit and you are taking a younger mistress

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:44, Reply)