I had Merguez lamb sausage tagine with apricot couscous and harissa sauce for lunch
What about you, oh-tee?

Alt: Up to anything this week? I'm off to a concert tonight.

AltAlt: Uh-oh.

What's going to kill you?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:06, 17 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Chicken and root veg soup
It was "quite nice", actually

This week I'm finishing off playing with the Kodi box, doing a fuckload of overtime testing (read: start upgrade off, wait 4 hours, claim OT) and most likely going for another run or two

Next weekend I'm off to some 90's revival night out with a load of the school dads. Should be a laugh

Running, probably
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:11, Reply)

Tell us what concert, so we can judge you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:15, Reply)

^

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:23, Reply)

Rachel Platten with the GF

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:32, Reply)

Are you pimping out your GF to Rachel Platten
then selling the video to the highest bidder?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:47, Reply)

Thai red soup.
alt. Not really, Newcastle at the weekend. See last thread.
altalt. Morbid obesity
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:23, Reply)

Sounds revolting.
Crisps.
Perfecting my stand up and physical comedy routine by typing on the internet.
A drunk driver on the ride home tonight.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:25, Reply)

Twitter down again :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:30, Reply)

Twitter down the shitter?
Glitter, don't be bitter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:57, Reply)

Nothing much planned for this week but I'm supposed to be seeing Limmy's live show next week.
I'm having second thoughts because it means having to spend time in Glasgow though and I don't know if I can be fucked with it.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:36, Reply)

Harissa explains it all

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:45, Reply)

Very good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:53, Reply)

YM Harissa'd my sauce on to her face
Or sutin
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:46, Reply)

I feel left out as I rarely eat lunch
Alt: Because I am a massive whoopsy I avoid doing things on a school night otherwise I feel like shit the next day.

Alt2: Smoking and drinking
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:49, Reply)

Why don't you eat lunch?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:51, Reply)

Just never feel like it
Only really eat in the evening, I might have stuff like nuts and rasins etc. but I cant remember the last time I had a sandwich or similar during the day. Coffee and tabs keep me going.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:53, Reply)

I used to be like that as a semi-nocturnal student. Soon grew out of it when I got a job.
I've even started eating breakfast now, which if anything just makes me more hungry throughout the day.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 14:16, Reply)

Yeah I'm 41 now though so I dont think growing out of it is going to happen anytime soon

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 14:19, Reply)

Loss of appetite and sleeping less are some things that genuinely concern me about getting older.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 14:27, Reply)

Sleeping less is great
I tend to wake up at 7am at the latest, at weekends out with the dog as the sun comes up,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 14:50, Reply)

I like sleeping.
I don't want more day to try and fill.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:02, Reply)

You mean drugs are bad????

( Peej, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:52, Reply)

I had nothing for lunch
Alt I am going to Center Parcs with the wife but not the kids.

Altalt I've only done cocaine once and I didn't inhale

Lack of vegetables in my diet
( Peej, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:53, Reply)

Which Centerparcs?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:54, Reply)

Longleat, its closest.

( Peej, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:55, Reply)

I fucking love Centerparcs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:57, Reply)

Never been.
Looks like the sort of place people with kids would visit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 14:04, Reply)

Sounds shit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 14:10, Reply)

Innit.
When are your band playing there?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 14:26, Reply)

ZING!

( Peej, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 14:52, Reply)

My uncle always used to encourage us to nick other people's rental bikes if they weren't locked up.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 14:16, Reply)

I haven't been since I was a kid
Its the Wifes 30th, I think we plan to just chill out for a few days. I have booked quad bikes and archery though
( Peej, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 14:53, Reply)

Rik and Ossie

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:08, Reply)

RIS
Sorry
( Peej, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:15, Reply)

He's hoping you have a really lovely time on your quad bikes.
Go really, really fast and everything.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:21, Reply)

Is this a final holiday before you tell the missus that she is getting on a bit and you are taking a younger mistress

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:44, Reply)

An extortionately expensive hitman.
I've made some very powerful enemies, but I've also had years of ninja training.

I had a sandwich for lunch, as usual.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:56, Reply)

dunno

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 13:57, Reply)

I'm off to football this evening.
Wish they'd said it was on telly before I'd got a ticket.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 14:02, Reply)

I'd have watched but I bought the gig tickets way before the first game

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 16:44, Reply)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 14:48, Reply)

At first I thought he grabbed her arse but after subsequent watches I don't think he did.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:06, Reply)

At first I thought he grabbed her arse but after subsequent watches I think he probably raped and robbed her.

( Peej, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:08, Reply)

At first I thought he grabbed her arse but after subsequent watches I think he apologises and she completes her outside broadcast

( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:09, Reply)

At first I thought he grabbed her arse but after subsequent watches I finally bought one that keeps the time

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:10, Reply)

At first I thought he grabbed her arse but after subsequent watches it''s clear she's a terrible racist of McBoefian proportions and must be stopped

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:11, Reply)

THIS is the one that finally made me laugh.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:21, Reply)

At first I thought he grabbed her arse but after subsequent watches I think he shoves a ice lolly up his shit chute while she watches and sniffs his bum for cancer

( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:11, Reply)

you're closest, m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:17, Reply)

s
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 16:44, Reply)

Tax return
Fuck off. I already pay you lots of tax. The End.

Dad's defence for parking in a private car park. There is no defence. Except "the charge is extortionate". Which takes ages and involves paperwork I don't want to do.

My neighbour's claim against a proper chancer of a tenant.

Today is not a good day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:17, Reply)

PLEAD THE FIFTH!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 16:00, Reply)

Doesnt really work in the UK that one

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 16:34, Reply)

that said I think that everything you ever need to know about the redneck yanks is summed up by a common statement
Words to the effect of:

You cant change the constitution its my second amendement rights to bear arms.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 16:36, Reply)

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 19 Jan 2016, 16:46, Reply)

Sandwich, innit.
Alt: trying to catch up on sleep. I've had fuck all this week already.

AltAlt: Stress, probably. Or some weird internet stalker type.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jan 2016, 15:25, Reply)