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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My mid 50's midlife crisis cunt neighbour just bought a drum kit and set it up against the adjoining wallWho do YOU want to murder sadistically in cold blood and why?
Alt, Swipe will be bummed to know that yesterday after going to two hospitals, having two ECGs, blood tests and chest X-rays they have decided I don't have a blood clot and am not having a heart attack. I am still in pain but am not going to die. How's your health?
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Peej, Fri 13 May 2016, 8:46,
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Speaking of bummedEverybody needs to change their password:
boingboing.net/2016/05/12/anal-fisting-site-breached-10.html#more-461554
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 May 2016, 8:53,
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you've strained a chest muscleyou great hairy backed mary
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:05,
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alright, you took such a vigorous bumming that the tip made its way up between your ribs(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:17,
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Woah, did you continue posting on here while waiting for the flashy blue lights to turn up?Almost Roy Castle levels of dedication there
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:13,
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It was a waste of time. Dr Swipe could have diagnosed me in a second(
Peej, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:42,
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i googled so much stuff whilst having the babythat 1 doctor, 2 midwifes, 1 nurse and the NCT teacher all assumed I was a doctor.
IN YOUR FACE, I'M JUST OBSESSIVE AND HAVE AN IPHONE! HA!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:44,
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All it took for me to be mistaken for a doctorwas strolling round the wards with my id badge on.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:46,
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Morning pricks!I don't really want to murder anyone.
I wish we'd all just get along a bit better though!
That drum kit sounds well shit though. Especially starting up in their 50's, as their coordination slips away. No.
alt. You whopping great nancy. I went to the hosp with chest pains a while back and they did the same. It was a muscle thing. who knew!
I had a really bad tummy bug last week but im tip top now, thanks xx
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:27,
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what about dozer?the world would thank you for it, so it wouldn't really be murder.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:44,
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He'd die a Martyr... and we can't have that.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 May 2016, 10:10,
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I don't h8 anyone enough to murder them, I'd like to throw an egg at some people thoughAlt: excellent. Friend.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:48,
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I was the victim of a drive by egging once when I was a student :'((, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:50, Reply)
what you haven't considered is what if I'm dead(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:57,
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we went to a halloween night at once mega night "school disco" when i was about 22two of my friends got badly egged on the way there.
when we got in the club, they were inspecting their clothes to see the extent of the egging. I realised "beat it" was playing and fell about laughing. when I explained, they told me I was a twat :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:53,
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I love the 50" TV she said I could have and then gave to someone elseI don't know why I even speak to her, its hell on earth watching x-files on a tiny 42" TV
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Peej, Fri 13 May 2016, 11:44,
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shush and read thisb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1041720
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 11:46,
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i found that whilst searching for somethingand lol'd.
this place used to be great.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:02,
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YTBOH thats whyI voted La Lights because I still love the story about the evil criminal who got caught because they followed the flashing lights
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Peej, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:56,
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Reebok PumpCos I still have a box fresh pair.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:57,
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Reebok pump innit.I used to have these really cool Adidas ones that came with their own mini pump and the whole heel inflated.
Great for flouncing
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 May 2016, 10:12,
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LA Lights sound like they must be children's shoes. Really young children, at that.Puma Disc was for kids too thick to do up their own laces.
Reebok Pumps must win for a) the stupid gimmick and b) the inevitable puncturing.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 May 2016, 10:36,
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I wear Merrellsbecause I am not a child.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 May 2016, 11:23,
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because you're fifty and that what all old duffers wear trying to look cool, you don't go hiking so you don't need walking boots, looser(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 May 2016, 11:25,
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a treat for montyb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1585675
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 10:16,
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Well.......When a man and a woman
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Peej, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:10,
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Which one are you again? Are you Al or Shamblesor Baldmonkey perhaps?
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Peej, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:12,
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he's the one with the fake helicopterthat he didn't fly into a crane in south london
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:14,
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Oh shit, Tracey? I haven't bought abut her in yearsMan she was hot, like felicity kendall hot.
She wouldn't touch me with a bargepole though, god bless her
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I just looked her up on Facebook she's still rockin' itSeems to have unfriended me though, what a bitch
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what did you expect if you sold the helicopter?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:45,
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Not attention seeking enough to be bald monkey and I don't know the other twoSorry
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