Evening all
I made a new sign as I was bored :p


( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 17:50, 245 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

First!
Woo!

Also, nice sign.
I'm going to play with the hedge cutter now.
Bye!
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 17:51, Reply)

I can't believe people keep
giving you power tools. Are they mad?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 17:54, Reply)

Ooooh, nice sign!
I'm off to Vegas in a couple of hours! Hurrah!
Downside - I fucking hate flying, so my boyfriend and family are going to see me being a trainwreck on the plane.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 17:54, Reply)

apparently so
though if his hedge trimmer is anything like mine, he'll be lucky to cut the hedge, never mind anything stronger
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 17:55, Reply)

Ooh Vegas *jealous*
Hope the flight isn't too bad then :)

And hey Flesh :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 17:56, Reply)

This is a petrol one :D
It's awesome!
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 17:57, Reply)

Evening all
Dinner (toasties) cooking away, so I get to eat soon :)

And then a whole night of doing nothing ahead of me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 17:57, Reply)

Hey PoD!
Wanna cut my hedge?
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 17:58, Reply)

You can come and play with the rest
of us sad people who are in on a Friday night PoD!

I am going to have a big breakfast for dinner *glees*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 17:58, Reply)

Evening one and all
We've got an exciting night of setting up the new amp in store. At the moment it's making noises so it can work out how many speakers we have.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 17:59, Reply)

yeah, so was mine
still couldn't cut for shit though
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 17:59, Reply)

Hey Mrs L
ooh new toys!? I need some smaller computer speakers the ones I have now are a bit... extreme.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:00, Reply)

Oh...
This one's great!
I really need to go out there before it gets dark.

But it's cold, and I'm lazy.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:00, Reply)

I'm up for some night-time hedge-cutting
It makes it more dangerous, which I'm always up for.

Got to love people who have no lives. I mean who have nothing to do on a Friday night.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:05, Reply)

Cutting a hedge = having a life?
Woo!
Back later, bye!
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:06, Reply)

I have an action packed weekend
planned though so I am looking forward to do nothing today :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:08, Reply)

Evening folks
The arrival of battered sausage and chips for dinner is imminent *glees*
( Captain V, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:20, Reply)

I have a whole weekend of nothing
Although I really should be doing some work, as I have lots to do already. What funs.

Toasties are good stuff.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:20, Reply)

I'm making the most of the couple of hours of free time I have left
At 8pm, I'll be leaving the house for Birmingham, to go and DJ in a club full of gayers until 6am. I think the next point at which I'll sleep properly is on Monday night.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:22, Reply)

Hey Duckie
Should be a good weekend though! woop woop woop!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:23, Reply)

@Captain V
battered sausage and chips?

/jealouses

So badly want that, but there are no chip shops in Spain. stupid country
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:24, Reply)

shit me the new amp sounds good
It is cocking cold here tonight.

Is everyone else cold?

*edit* Flesh, There must be Chip shops in Spain, it's where all the chip eating British go on holiday.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:25, Reply)

It's pretty cold here
But I'm still refusing to turn on the heating for a good month yet.

Got Death Magnetic to listen to. Lets see how it is.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:27, Reply)

Me too PoD
Mainly because I don't have any.

Well I do but they are storage heaters which are worse than useless.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:29, Reply)

I hate storage heaters
I've been ok up to now, but I'm going to start using blankets and duvets soon I think. That, and layers. And sitting with my laptop on my lap all the time.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:30, Reply)

Mrs Bin
all the loud Brits come and tapas and paella in the expensive tourist traps.

I too have a storage heater, but won't need it for a while. I'm still using aircon ffs.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:32, Reply)

I have resorted to wearing a jumper
in the evenings but until I can't feel my feet the heating is staying off!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:33, Reply)

I refuse to put the heating on
I have my sofa duvet and I shall be sitting under that tonight.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:39, Reply)

Good evening, all.
I hope we're all well.

Flesh, you can fill up on Chorizo sausage! Much nicer than battered sausage.

Mrs Liveinabin,

I agree. I'm wearing a £10 jumper from M&S which, I'm convinced, was engineered and tested in the Arctic circle! I'm sweating!
I'm also wearing cooler boot slippers. My feet are nice and warm!

www.dickies.bootz.co.uk/images/cooler-kids-red.jpg
(The Stig, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:44, Reply)

Soon I will
be able to cook my all day breakfast which will warm up my tummy nicely *glees*

There is enough for a few more if anyone is hungry :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:45, Reply)

*shivers*
It's fucking cold out there!
I'm just done with the hedge, turned out it was only one bit.

I'm wearing a jumper-thing and a leather jacket.
That's all good, but my feet are fuckin' cold!

EDIT: Is that an offer of food?
Hot food :D
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:46, Reply)

*Saw the ninjaing*
You're getting food at the weekend! Admittedly not cooked by me :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:47, Reply)

I'll have some please TGB
I'm seriously considering buying a selk bag. I think it would be hugely useful.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:47, Reply)

Woo!
That reminds me, I need to return some videotapes pick some apples.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:48, Reply)

Stig
They look like the shit, I want some.

I'm going to start having sex again to keep warm at night!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:48, Reply)

Come on over PoD!
There will be bacon, sausage, egg, beans, hash browns and toast

LOL@Mrs L
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:49, Reply)

Mrs L
So none in the summer then?
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:50, Reply)

Mrs liveinabin
They are brilliant! I really recommend them!

I've nicknamed them "My dogs".

"Where are your dogs, Stiggy?"

"Upstairs, I'm going to put them on, it's freezing!"

The selk bag looks pretty good, too.
(The Stig, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:53, Reply)

Oh GB
Can I have the Hash Browns, Egg, beans and a fried slice?

I've got hotdog and chips.


I used to go to a place in Brighton that did the best fried breakfast. If you ever find yourself there it's called The Dumb Waiter on Sydney Street in the North Lanes.

*edit* Kaol, I've been married 6 years. Nuff said.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:53, Reply)

I have friends who live in Brighton
*makes note*

How you like your egg Mrs L?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:53, Reply)

I would love a fry up
Currently I could manage toast, and that's about it. None of the other ingredients for it in the flat.

Any suggestions of something to do tonight? Other than putting off work that is?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:54, Reply)

Mrs L
I've been there!
Amazing!

Mmm...
I could go for a poached egg right now.
That'd be awesome.
Think I've got clingfilm, bonus!
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:54, Reply)

PoD
"I-spy"?

Or a QOTN to see a couple of hours out?

Damn, I love my cooler boot slippers! They should be a national footwear!
(The Stig, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:55, Reply)

National footwear?
Fuck off!

Army boots for the win!
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:56, Reply)

I'll post you some beans if you like PoD
:p

I recommend watching a film which is what I shall be doing later
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:56, Reply)

GB,
Runny yolk please.

Dumb Waiter is the best. We used to go there every Sunday morning. I love the way they screw your order up into a ball and throw it down the stairs.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:57, Reply)

@The Stig
Chorizo is something I can only eat in one place in the whole city. I find rather rank - there's a restaurant which sells it with bravas and it's fucking awesome
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:59, Reply)

I've been there once, I think
But I was coming down from some medicines...
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:00, Reply)

Kaol
Army boots?! What kind of yobbo, do you think I am? :O)

I like comfort, not durability, in my footwear!

Cooler boots rule!
(The Stig, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:00, Reply)

Haha!
I stand by my wearing of army boots.

They shall be clocking up some miles this weekend :D
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:02, Reply)

Kaol
I don't know what kind of impression I gave you, but I'm Mr Civilised! Pipe, slippers, glass of courvoisier and a copy of GQ, that's my idea of a night in. :O)
(The Stig, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:06, Reply)

A film sounds like a plan
Going to stick the last samurai in I think. Not seen it in a goodly while.

And I've shoved some potato wedges in the oven.

Mmmmm, wedges and bbq sauce.....
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:07, Reply)

Hmm...
My nights in involve cheap cider, cigarettes, some fuck-off heavy music and photoshop.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:08, Reply)

PoD
If you can find it, watch "[Rec]". It's flipping scary! Best horror film, I've ever seen.

*Edit* I've been looking at those Selk bags and I like the look of them! I think they'll be on my Christmas list....!
(The Stig, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:09, Reply)

And I'm back in the room
Dinner was luberly. Now I need to decide what to do with the rest of my evening.
( Captain V, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:13, Reply)

Sounds fun, Kaol
I've got dual monitors on my main pc now, got a free 15" flat screen to go next to my 19" widescreen. It's really quite awesome. And I'm gonna buy a memory upgrade for my laptop I've decided. It's long overdue.

I would, Stig, but that would require finding it, and Samurai is already on now.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:14, Reply)

PoD
I didn't mean now! I meant for another time.

The Last Samurai is a good film, I just wished it spent more time on Katsumoto and less time on Tom "I'm not gay" Cruise.
(The Stig, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:17, Reply)

Evening all
how are we all doing?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:22, Reply)

Evening Zap
I think the general consensus is that we are all cold in one way or another. It seems to mostly be my middle areas that are cold just now.

Potato wedges seem to be taking a very long time to cook.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:35, Reply)

You'd know Dumb Waiter Kaol
It has a dumb waiter.

Well I've got my warm socks on, my big cardy and I'm under the duvet. I'm not planning on moving all night now.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:36, Reply)

Good evening folks.
I've been to the chippy and I'm full up to the brim of chippy goodness.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:37, Reply)

Still flipping freezing!
But Youtube is entertaining me.

T-Bag from Prison Break is too funny!
(The Stig, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:38, Reply)

He is dressed
in much the same manner.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:40, Reply)

Evening al, BGB
How art thou both?

Wedges are nearly ready now, they shall warm my tummy muchly. And hopefully the rest of me.

Apart from my groin. My laptop's taking care of that bit.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:43, Reply)

Well I'm leaving you good folks
Time for a bit of a read.
( Captain V, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:45, Reply)

@Al
My gymming in going well, hence the chippy visit.

PoD - hullo there!

Tomorrow I hopefully get a lie-in and then I have a man coming round to put a hole in my kitchen ceiling which will be nice : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:49, Reply)

@Al
One hopes so ; )
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:52, Reply)

BGB
Maybe you should answer the door in a see through nightie, mention that your man is always away from home and that you're lonely.

Then, let the 70's synthesised music flare up and there you have it, your own porn movie!
(The Stig, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:57, Reply)

Yay!
I've got a Friday at home!
*happies*

Evenin' all.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:58, Reply)

@Stig
Don't give me ideas.





I think he's quite old though and I usually like them younger than me *grin*


Edit - Hi Clendix. A night home as opposed to what?
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:58, Reply)

Evening Clenders
Hoorays for you! As do I, and seemingly a few others.

How's the house renovation stuff coming al? All done now?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 19:59, Reply)

Younger than you?
So your ideal man is younger than you, blind, stupid and has no sense of smell.


Hmmm....tough call! ;O)
(The Stig, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:02, Reply)

@Stig
Are you insulting me or have I missed the joke?




(I usually miss the joke)
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:03, Reply)

Right
I'm off to provide indie/rock based entertainment at the gay club.

Place your bets now as to how many blowjob offers I get from blokes... I think the record so far was 19 in one night.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:03, Reply)

@BGB
To be honest, I've lost track myself now!
(The Stig, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:06, Reply)

BGB
I've been out on the beers several nights this week and I'll be out on 'em again on Saturday and Sunday. It's nice to have a night in to catch up!
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:06, Reply)

@Stig
*laughs*



@Rubberduck.....get it where you can love.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:07, Reply)

@clendrix
It must be nice to have a social life : (



I think the Conservatives were in power the last time I had a busy social life.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:10, Reply)

BGB
Sure it's fun! But when does one do one's washing?

The conservatives will regain power soon enough, and then you'll be out on the town again :)
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:12, Reply)

BGB
You're kidding? I'd have thought you'd have loads of friends to go out with. Not the imaginary ones on here....! Real ones, I'm talking about....!
(The Stig, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:12, Reply)

@Clendrix
Are you sure? When I saw you, washing and fashion seemed to be missing! ;O)
(The Stig, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:14, Reply)

As I've said before, I've lost contact with a lot of my pals.
They've all grown up and my best mate now lives in New Zealand. I've moved to a new town and my sister who lives nearby is off the alcohol so my options are limited.

Besides, I have to keep saving my pennies for these bloody bashes that keep cropping up, not to mention my trips to the USA.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:16, Reply)

BGB
Save some of those pennies for bashes down south (You know? The civilised part of the UK).

Shame you don't have many friends, but I always said you were a bit strange.....
(The Stig, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:18, Reply)

Al
It gives me genuine pain to think of you drinking beer without me.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:19, Reply)

Al
How about:

"Polluting is bad. Don't do it!"

You may need to pad it out a little, but that's the gist of it.
(The Stig, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:20, Reply)

Right I'm back.
Design work time.

Stig, do you go out of your way to try to offend people?
:p

Beer? No thanks, I've got K cider :D
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:21, Reply)

@Kaol
I love it when The Stig offends me. It reminds me of when I used to go to the gay clubs with the drag queens that rip the shit out of everyone


I think it's The Stig's hair that does it.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:24, Reply)

Kaol
How's the hedge?

OMFG - K cider?
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:24, Reply)

The hedge is fine thanks :D
I've cooked dinner since then.
Now I'm making a poster for a club night in Norwich called "Mind On Fire".
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:26, Reply)

It's too cold to drink beer
I've despatched Mr Bin to the kitchen to make tea.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:27, Reply)

@Al
You don't need appear to know what you're doing. Look at the banking industry, they thought they knew what they were doing and look what happened!

@Kaol

It's a gift! Jam Master Geordie, taught me well!

@BGB

You should become a drag queen! Obviously, you'd need a lot of make up to make yourself less masculine, you'd need to shave your beard off and grow your hair so you don't look like KD Lang!

P.S. My hair is getting cut this sunday. I'll try to get a photo of results!
(The Stig, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:27, Reply)

Awh, Stig!
Don't get your hair cut, it won't be as easy to pretend you're a woman when I'm slamming you like a barn door :(
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:29, Reply)

@Stig
I always thought I'd make a fantastic drag queen. I have the square jaw and the love of sequins.....

and the beard problem is being sorted now.


Electrolysis FTW!
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:30, Reply)

Kaol
That honest made me LOL
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:31, Reply)

I'm here
but not for long. I need cigarettes and Guinness.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:32, Reply)

@Kaol
No thanks! I need a real man! :P

@BGB

You've got some spunk in you! (Insert your own dirty joke here!)
(The Stig, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:33, Reply)

And you know that how exactly?
*shakes head*
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:38, Reply)

I don't know if anyone is a Michael Jackson fan....
...but this was pretty funny! Triumph rules!

Enjoy!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IF5quHS2KI&feature=related
(The Stig, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:41, Reply)

Al
If by 'text', you mean 'my cock' and if by 'circle' you mean 'my leg', you can't. Wrap it around Kaol's instead.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:41, Reply)

Kaol
Generally, men who want to shag other men, aren't my cup of tea! But thanks for the offer! :O)
(The Stig, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:41, Reply)

'ningles all
Just stopping by on a break between pubs. How is everyone?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:43, Reply)

And by tomorrow you mean bleeding.
It's nature's lube.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:45, Reply)

Oh no!
You and your lube!

Wookiee's going out to get mashed.

Al, I love your joke. I like to take it out and play with it once in a while, but I promise not to make it bad.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:46, Reply)

Proper mashed.
Like a tub of sweet potato and butternut squash.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:46, Reply)

*is back*
But no one probably missed me :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:47, Reply)

That was fucking nice.
Mmmmm....
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:47, Reply)

Missed you?
I'm saving that for Monday night :(
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:50, Reply)

That would be rubbish
and foolish I should imagine Al
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:50, Reply)

Squiffy
I don't think I can express that in punctuation
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:54, Reply)

Wotcha chaps
I'm back! I have vino and Luckies.

I'm sorted.

I am looking forward to tomorrow with bated breath!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:55, Reply)

Hmm
Anyone know anything about DSLRs, and/or wants to buy me one?

Also, anyone got access to PCB production facilities?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:56, Reply)

Tomorrow's gonna rock
I just wish I'd done some laundry this week...
*grabs cleanest clothes*
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:57, Reply)

I have discovered that with the aid of central heating I can do laundry every two days.
When the heating was off things were taking over a week to dry :(
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:59, Reply)

@Al
Your in Manchester this weekend?

You won't be far from me then.




*stalks*
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:00, Reply)

Wookers
You did seem a bit soggy. I thought you were just over-excited.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:01, Reply)

Right, pub time for me folks.
Have a lovely evening everyone.

EDIT - Clendrix, it was a little from column A and a little from column B.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:02, Reply)

Bye Wookiee!
Try to keep your pants clean.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:04, Reply)

I'm going to be cleaning like mad tomorrow Kaol
so my room and kitchen are presentable!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:06, Reply)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!






Oh go on then.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:06, Reply)

@Al
I'll be at home but Manchester is only 3/4 of an hour away for any emergency stalking.

I can always get Enzyme to stalk for me if I'm busy.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:07, Reply)

Jim
It's ok, I won't judge you, I'm gonna be wearing dirty clothes :(


EDIT: Al, I'm listening to Monster Magnet, you lovely man :D
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:08, Reply)

Kaol
I can't be fucked cleaning my house, so we can be dirty together ;)

On that note I am off to my mums to sort out her computer! Laters y'all
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:12, Reply)

Ah that's cool
hopefully going to sort out some sort of wine for tomorrow. Do you like wine.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:14, Reply)

I'm shocked and
Appalled by that overtly flirtatious comment TGB.

*pulls shocked expression*

Wine... Erm... I'll drink it, but I can't appreciate it, I'm afraid. It's either red or white, they taste about the same to me.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:14, Reply)

Kaol...
you're funny. You're a funny man.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:17, Reply)

Ew...
Not on my leg, these jeans are dirty enough already.

Great, I'm gonna make my big appearance in Leam with Al's semen spluttered across my thigh.
*frowns*
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:18, Reply)

Thank goodness for that.
Although...
*banishes thought*
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:21, Reply)

Ah don't worry about
semen, I'll have some around my crotch somewhere.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:22, Reply)

Al...
Just because you weren't there...
www.b3ta.com/questions/nicethings/post261783
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:25, Reply)

i'm getting the feeling that....
i've walked into big gay al's animal sanctuary.

don't mind me. carry on.
( gypsy turnips, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:26, Reply)

I'm not an animal :(
That's a horrible thing to say.

EDIT: So you should've been Al.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:28, Reply)

@kaol
no beast in you at all?

i don't know how to feel about that.
( gypsy turnips, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:34, Reply)

Hey BB
how's it going?

Got any career plans yet?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:35, Reply)

@Al
Had I more notice then I would be over like to Manc land like a shot. Would be lovely!

Are you off to Rusholme for the curry mile then?
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:36, Reply)

That's a fair point.
*cries*

Well, BB... That's a very personal question.
But no, they got out the snapped-off python cock, thanks.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:36, Reply)

i want to be a librarian!
i've applied for a couple of local library jobs.
i'd like to nip off abroad, but that's not likely for a little while yet.

what are you all doing in on a friday night, then?
( gypsy turnips, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:37, Reply)

BB
I'm designing a poster for a club night in Norwich.
Exciting!
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:42, Reply)

work?!
at this hour? what's your job, then?
( gypsy turnips, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:43, Reply)

I'm drinking red wine
smoking too much and ruing the fact I have to get up at 9!

Librarian eh? You ought to get some sexy specs for that job :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:44, Reply)

@Al
Have a good weekend.

I'm off now folks.

Goodnight.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:46, Reply)

The environment?
I hate the environment.

Jim, why you gotta be up so early?
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:47, Reply)

good luck getting your letters
i hope you get the ones that you want.

himjim: i once tried to get myself to sleep on a eurolines coach to amsterdam by drinking a bottle of red wine. utter failure.
i ended up throwing up in the coach toilet, as it sped along bumpy belgian motorways, decorating me with my own vomit as it did so.

so i haven't been on eurolines since.
( gypsy turnips, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:51, Reply)

I have to
print 400 photos for my mum at boots, then go shopping, then meet you at midday for pubs pubs.

Edit: BB, I used to drive Ski transfers in the Alps. It wasn't a successful trip unless I got some drunk Danish teenager to throw up :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:52, Reply)

Ah!
Well, if it helps, I've gotta get up at 7 :p
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:55, Reply)

OH FINE AL.
Shit on my biscuits, why don't you?

:(
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:57, Reply)

They weren't mine either
*looks slowly over to Jim*
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:02, Reply)

Stop all this talk
of non-biscuity biscuits.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:03, Reply)

I have returned
but I have run out of biscuits so I may have to go and make some, or maybe some on Nigella Lawson/ Ancrenne's honeycomb.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:04, Reply)

If by biscuit
you mean my perfectly rounded arse, then yes.

Shit on it.

I love the scat.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:05, Reply)

Wow...
Dinner and some hot scat action.
A true gentleman, Mr. Jim.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:06, Reply)

Ooh himjim!
Outrageous.

Mrs Bin - is that stuff nice?
*considers attempting*
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:06, Reply)

I have no idea
Clendrix.

I guess I'll find out in about 20 minutes.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:08, Reply)

Well rounded cleavege
and a dark mimsy you say?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:09, Reply)

Clendrix
have you been to a bash yet? What do you look like O_O
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:10, Reply)

Clendrix has been to many bashes!
I think I've seen her more than nearly any other b3tan :D

She's awesome. Fact.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:11, Reply)

*blushes*
Thank you!

I've been to quite a few and hope to go to many more!

Mrs Bin, let me know how they turn out!
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:14, Reply)

I have currently
Been to a grand total of 0 bashes, and as such no-one has met me.

FACT.

Hexidecimal is making my head hurt :(
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:17, Reply)

Good :D
I hope to meet all of you one day!

I derive much pleasure from this forum by the way. Never told you lot that.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:18, Reply)

Jim,
Stop it, I'm not gonna put your penis in my mouth, no matter how much you flatter me.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:20, Reply)

i am a bash noob too
going to the one on the 18th, though.
any of you going?
( gypsy turnips, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:21, Reply)

Might do...
Depends if anyone worth meeting turns up :p
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:22, Reply)

Me too
funds depending. It's a long month.

Edit: BB, you have exquisite taste in music :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:24, Reply)

@himjim
thanks! are you on last.fm too?
the last two weeks of this month are going to be brutal for me. i'm off to edinburgh to see mogwai and then over to holland for a friend's wedding and then back here for a halloween weekend piss up. i'm going to be ruined. waaaa.
( gypsy turnips, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:28, Reply)

I might be playing a gig
On Halloween!

Woo!
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:29, Reply)

*looks scared*
What have you people been up to whilst I was away!

I suppose I should get up about 10 *glees*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:30, Reply)

kaol
does your band have a myspack page?
( gypsy turnips, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:31, Reply)

It was all fun and games
'til Al came on my leg :(

EDIT: No, we don't I'm afraid.
We need to get some proper recordings done first :p

For the moment, we're a mysterious musical secret.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:31, Reply)

I'm not unfortunately
Last FM doesn't scrobble very well with Foobar.

Edit: Shameless pimping www.myspace.com/proctordoom

Just added a new song!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:32, Reply)

@clendrix
Well I have some in the fridge cooling now. I have no idea how long it takes to cool.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:35, Reply)

Secret, but good, Kaol
I found out earlier that my band has been confirmed for a new years ceilidh in Northern Ireland, so that'll be a nice wee holiday for me :)
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:36, Reply)

scrobbling?
i use foobar and i've not had any problems with it.

i wish they'd do a plugin for vlc though.

tom's one of proctor doom's friends! the shame of it ;)
( gypsy turnips, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:40, Reply)

Awh thank you PoD!
I'm having Creative Block.

FUCK!
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:49, Reply)

My housemate is making vodka jelly!
I said I was "gleeing" and he told me to make sure I cleaned up after myself :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:53, Reply)

What sort of thing do you need inspiration for Kaol?
The mind busting thing still?

Earlier on I came across a version of Hallelujah that I recorded last year and totally forgot about, which was quite nice. Might try re-recording it tomorrow.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:53, Reply)

PoD
i like the jeff buckley version of hallelujah.
his girly voice was lovely and made me go all wibbly.
so does your band have a myspack too?
( gypsy turnips, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:58, Reply)

No, we hath not
Not that I know of anyway.

We need to record stuff properly too. We tried recording live, but it was rubbish, and the stuff we did at home doesn't have any drums yet and isn't that great, as it was done about a year ago when we hadn't been together long.

p.s we are a ceilidh band, none of Kaol's heavy rock. Although I do refer to us as 'rock ceilidh' music.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:01, Reply)

@clendrix
Hmmmm. Not quite right. I'm not sure what I did wrong but it's rather chewy in the middle.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:01, Reply)

Mrs Bin
Where can I find the the recipe?
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:02, Reply)

Everyone is in a band :(
and can play instruments except me *cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:03, Reply)

Does it taste nice, though?
And isn't the chewy good?
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:03, Reply)

rock ceilidh
sounds good to me. let me know when you've got stuff online so i can have a little listen :)

i'm off now. seeya.
( gypsy turnips, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:03, Reply)

I like being called "Heavy Rock"
That's awesome :D
I'll use that one!
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:04, Reply)

Kaol's band...
I've heard one of their songs - really like it!
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:05, Reply)

@clendrix
Well the recipe isn't on the website which I thought it would be so I didn't bother to take much note.
However, Ancrenne gazed it so me so I shall do the same for you.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:06, Reply)

Kaol's heard one of my songs
It's about fajitas. I like it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:07, Reply)

Mrs Bin,
how kind! Thank you!
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:07, Reply)

I like it too PoD!
It made me laugh!

Did I send you The Retard Song?
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:08, Reply)

No,
The retard song I have not heard.

I sounds good though.

edit - definitely not, checked and I've only got Jimmy Chicken and Solanum.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:09, Reply)

Kaol
send him the Retard Song! So funny.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:12, Reply)

The Retard Song
Has just been sent :)
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:13, Reply)

I laughed most
at the bit about Velcro shoes :p

*starts the T minus 12 hours till Kaol time clock*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:14, Reply)

Woo!
The clock is rolling!
:D
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:15, Reply)

Yup I will
be asleep most of them though. Especially with my inability to stay up past 0030
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:16, Reply)

I'm liking the Retard Song
Is it wrong that I'm tempted to cover it?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:16, Reply)

Not at all!
It'd be better than my original :p
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:17, Reply)

Only if you are
planning on covering it in any of your bodily fluids
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:17, Reply)

TGB!
Haha!
That was unexpected.
Cider/nose/burning.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:19, Reply)

I might do it tomorrow evening then
And e-mail it back to you.

How are the new guitar strings?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:19, Reply)

Well I like to be
unpredictable ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:21, Reply)

Strings are good thanks!
Go ahead and cover it, I'll feel jealous though :(

Nah, I look forward to hearing it!
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:23, Reply)

Grand
I shall do it then.

And I keep meaning to ask, what does SPAS stand for?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:29, Reply)

So Predictably Asberger's Syndrome
of course...this is OT, after all :)
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:29, Reply)

Haha!
SuperPaedoActionSquad.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:30, Reply)

Woo
Where's the facial hair brigade :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:31, Reply)

Yeah!
I'm still having a shave tonight, my face is itchy.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:32, Reply)

Right
I'm off to bed. If I'm drinking tomorrow at earlier than usual, then I need my sleep.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:36, Reply)

I think I'm seeing b3tans tomorrow too
so I'm off to bed now as well.

Night night - hope you Leamers have fun!
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:37, Reply)

I'll drop you a line
when I know what's going on then Jim :) Sleep tight :p You too Clendrix!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:37, Reply)

Night mate!
I'll start drinking on the train to London.
:|
I hate the Tube that much.

EDIT: Night Clendrix! *hugs*
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:38, Reply)

Has everyone gone to bed?
I just realised that I am going to be making large changes to my project already. And need to write a whole crapload of software. Mergh.

I don't know how to write software like that.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:42, Reply)

I'm still lurking
Will probably head to bed soonish though :)

I'm sure there will be someone on here who can help you with writing software PoD!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:48, Reply)

Well they said it was
impossible.
But it's not impossible, bed, bed bed bed bed.

Points to anyone who gets the reference.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:49, Reply)

hello people
who's still here then?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:51, Reply)

I do not get the quote
And hopefully there will be someone. Either that or I'm just going to either go around all the unis in the city asking in departments, or go to a proper company.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:52, Reply)

Night everyone!
Have a good weekend, I'll be back on B3ta on Tuesday :D
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:56, Reply)

Bye all I am off too :)
See you tomorrow Kaol :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:58, Reply)

Tomorrow?
Going by my clock, I'll see you later today :D
( Cawl, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:59, Reply)

how nice
I get here and everyone fucks off

:(
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 0:01, Reply)

I'm
only just starting!

Helloes *waves*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 0:03, Reply)

oh good
thought I had scared everyone away
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 0:04, Reply)

I don't think we've been introduced
Nice to meet you :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 0:11, Reply)

i don't believe we have
I'm flesh

Pleased to make your acquiantance
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 0:13, Reply)

So
are you dodging some predetermined commitment by procrastinating on here...? Or just nocturnal?
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 0:16, Reply)

commitment no
just nocturnal

tis only 1.20 here
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 0:20, Reply)

I am catching up
on qotw stories... I am feeling all of teh fluffeh :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 0:32, Reply)

For a little while :)
Anyone still here?
( Cawl, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:11, Reply)

Got a can already thanks :D
I'm here for a little while, need to have a smoke, get my sunglasses from the car and finish this drink.
( Cawl, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:17, Reply)

Haha!
I'm going for a smoke now, So I'll catch you in several minutes.
( Cawl, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:25, Reply)

i have returned
was speaking with my brother
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:27, Reply)

no cider for me thanks
brother be drunk, as always, but semmingly fine
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:31, Reply)

Right,
I've had a lovely cigarette, and I saw a shooting star :D
( Cawl, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:34, Reply)

I did wish!
*smiles*
( Cawl, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:36, Reply)

did you
make a wish?


dammit, slow again

I'll have a whisky if there's any going ancrenne
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:37, Reply)

I've got whisky
And I'm going to bed shortly.
*offers*
( Cawl, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:42, Reply)

whisky gladly accepted
listened to powertrip earlier

'tis good stuff.
I too am going to bed, have to get up before the shops close tomorrow
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:45, Reply)

Glad you liked Powertrip!
I'm off to bed now, gotta catch a train at 8:09.

*waves*

I'll be back on Tuesday.
Night!
( Cawl, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:49, Reply)

night then
everybody
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:50, Reply)

Ahh everyone's asleep, and I'm still working...
Currently on a little break, before I jump back on in 10 mins until 6am.

I swear these DJing nights get more surreal every time. Only 5 minutes ago I was sitting down in a back room with a drag queen and a pretty Irish lass who was in B*Witched (remember them?) having a conversation about central heating boilers of all things.

It's got to that stage in the night where there's two distinct camps of people. There's the zombies, and those who are still flailing around wildly with the aid of pills. I'm enjoying messing with their heads, for example using the Knight Rider theme tune to segway Faithless and Marilyn Manson. The look of confused bewilderment on their poor little cokehead faces is classic.

I must be losing my touch - I've only been hit on by a gay bloke 3 times tonight...

Ahh, I'll be home in 3 hours, then catch up on my sleep to be fine and dandy for the LeamBash.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:52, Reply)