alright Internet forum pals

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 8:54, 51 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

morning moribund website chum

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 9:03, Reply)

going to buy some wood filler this morning

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 9:05, Reply)

this isn't going to beat yesterday's high of 37 posts

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 9:28, Reply)

it's not a competition

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 9:29, Reply)

A non-food thread is sure to set this forum right.
Good work, meaty.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 9:35, Reply)

You're welcome mm, I'm sure you'll find something else to complain about though

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:02, Reply)

I certainly hope so!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:28, Reply)

there's a lot riding on this thread m8, more than u know

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:43, Reply)

Morning Meaters
I see your team got pumped by the mighty Yorkshire last week. Sad times m8.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Aug 2016, 9:48, Reply)

he likes getting pumped by yorkshire

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:03, Reply)

I can just picture you with a big strap-on Swipey
*winces*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:14, Reply)

it's black and veiny and glistening with clear lube
HTH
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:24, Reply)

That's very helpful. Thank you.
*faints*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:39, Reply)

*violates*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 12:15, Reply)

dodgy northern umpires making dubious lbw decisions m8ey.
still, sky sports AITCH DEE being connected today in time for the ODIs
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:03, Reply)

All looked fair to me m9
Excellent work. I don't have Sky Multi-room so I can't watch while I'm working but will have TMS on for the LOLs.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:15, Reply)

we only have one telly anyway, the multi room nonsense is of no consequence to me

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:46, Reply)

Sky Go ftw, everyone can watch what they want and no awkward having to speak to each other.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:50, Reply)

it's cool as I'm the only one home during cricket broadcasting time

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:51, Reply)

Sounds ideal.
Got the bird out working, you're sitting in watching the cricket on the box. Perfect.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:50, Reply)

Yeah, might farm the kid off to nursery for a couple of mornings soon too hooray

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:52, Reply)

+ while stooped over staring at my phone while posting on the worst Internet forum ever, obviously

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:54, Reply)

Could be worse m8
You could be sitting at a desk, doing a job you hate, while stooped over staring at your phone while posting on the worst Internet forum ever.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Aug 2016, 11:00, Reply)

Haha, 'job'.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 11:02, Reply)

:'(

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Aug 2016, 11:14, Reply)

yer, off work all week

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:15, Reply)

good stuff pal, enjoy yourself

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:44, Reply)

Already sunburnt my legs due to not noticing burning as was inebriated

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:51, Reply)

I've got the best tan I've had in years due to spending my days out wandering in the sunshine.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:53, Reply)

Careful, don't wanna get #brexit types telling you to go home.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 11:01, Reply)

I'll tell myself to go home if I get any browner

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 11:03, Reply)

Alright.
Bought a teddy bear for my new niece. It's well good. She's not arrived yet. I expect she'll be late, just like her father, late for everything. God, I hate her.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:36, Reply)

my kid is extremely pleased to have permission to hold my sunglasses case

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 10:45, Reply)

Would that we all could be as blessed.

( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 11:06, Reply)

With joy in your heart, you will draw water from the wells of salvation

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 11:10, Reply)

a female kroney???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 12:14, Reply)

We have one in a generation.
My mother, my cousin, now my niece. That means I can have as many or as few children as I like and never have to worry about one of them getting pregnant.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 12:45, Reply)

Okay I got some light oak coloured wood filler, a filling knife and some sand paper for fewer than a tenner.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 11:05, Reply)

36

( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 11:27, Reply)

37

( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 11:27, Reply)

Suck it, swipe.

( Kroney, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 11:27, Reply)

bastard bitch

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 11:46, Reply)

Adding to your own failure there Swipey.
Stop - you're making it worse.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Aug 2016, 11:56, Reply)

i...... can't...........

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 12:14, Reply)

If it's any comfort
In a badly tiled entrance hall somewhere in York, Dozer has probably ripped his cock off.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 12:18, Reply)

do you know what
that really is a comfort
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 12:21, Reply)

HELLOSIR
In memoriam of popular poster, Sportscow
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 12:30, Reply)

I'm just posting to prove how much more popular Frog is than his ginger missus.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 14:08, Reply)

lolzorz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 14:16, Reply)

I'm in Boscastle now,
sitting in the Cobweb Inn. 5 days so far and no-one's tried to put me in a big wicker statue or chased me round a field wearing a pig mask. I can confirm that there are no black people here. Or they're hiding.

I had whitebait in case anyone's interested.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 24 Aug 2016, 14:57, Reply)