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what words make you irrationally angry?
I hate "ponder" and "chortle". they're just fucking ugly.
what else is fucking ugly? apart from YM's dripping gash, obviously.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:13,
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Just off the top of my head...
"wellness" - sounds like some kind of made-up bullshit bingo buzzword.
"journey" - this word should only be used in the context of a physical A to B trip. Anything 'emotional' can fuck right off.
I'm starting to get myself angry now, so I'll stop.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:16,
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whoa, so angry
I think you need to embark on a spiritual journey to promote inner wellness and healing.
*tinkles crystals*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:18,
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Oh you shit.
Speaking of which - my ex brother-in-law and his Mrs employ her mum as their cleaner.
One day they discovered that one of the ornaments was missing from their mantelpiece. After some head-scratching they called her mum to see if maybe she'd broken it. She admitted that she'd buried it in the garden under a tree because "it look tired and it needed re-energising".
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:27,
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christ
fucking unbelievable.
I mean, I can sense some negative energy in your aura. I think you need to hold a handful of one of the elements to restore your yin. (I would recommend fire)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:37,
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I'll pass if you don't mind.
*Offers handful of runny shit as compensation*
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:42,
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if it's not in the bed
i'm not interested
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:43,
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By Christ your high maint.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:56,
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Modifiers to absolutes.
Social justice is a good example, also politically correct.
Newspaper. Litter bin, litter bin. Dreadful tinny sort of word.
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Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:22,
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but
what would you wrap your fish and chips in, eh? and where would you put it once you'd finished eating??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:43,
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I was quoting Monty Python
but you make good points.
Now I want fish and chips.
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Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:21,
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'Man' 'cave', i know, two words, but when joined together it's a fucking annoying phrase
Alternative answer to a question that isn't there: I think I quite like the AIR MAX 90 MID WINTER TRAINER IN THE KHAKI GREEN COLOUR and will buy them.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:31,
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NO KHAKI
IT'S UGLY.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:36,
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So r u lol
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:36,
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don't know why you're lol'ing
you're the one who's stuck with me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:37,
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:o(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:38,
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YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL, EMPOWERED YOUNG MAN MEATERS. BUY THE TRAINERS M8.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:45,
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STOP MAKING HIM BUY UGLY THINGS
WE SAW SOME PINK ONES AT THE WEEKEND, THEY WERE LOVELY, HE CAN HAVE THOSE.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:46,
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Are you trying to make him a bumsexualist?
Pink? FFS love.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:57,
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he loves bums
especially pink ones
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:05,
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Thanks fistso, need something to help me get over the delay on AirPods
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:46,
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I don't really know what this means, but I'm gonna agree with you anyway M8
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:58,
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It's big news m8, big big news, people have to wait for headphones
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:59,
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I'm not sure I'm following m7
I already have perfectly acceptable headphones. Have they not reached Englandshire yet?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:01,
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Don't think so m9, you'd need a really long lead
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:02,
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Mine can maybe reach Tebay services. I could meet you there M6?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:04,
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i quite like this
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:12,
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Quite chuffed with it myself, to be honest.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:44,
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who don't need no man
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 12:33,
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The names "Megan" and "Gretchen".
Yuk.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:53,
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i don't mind megan
Gretchen is heinous
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:57,
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lol, "anus"!
How I imagine everyone called Megan to look.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:13,
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There was a girl at my old school
whose name was Megan Pratt which had obvious consequences.
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Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:24,
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i liked the story about megan finger
who got the brilliant email "
[email protected]" when she went to uni.
www.twitter.com/meganfinger
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:54,
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This one, to save everyone the bother of trawling her feed.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 12:07,
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how odd, it was at the very top when i googled it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 12:44,
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^ has no idea how google works ^
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 12:44,
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For me, too.
Yet you linked to her Twitter feed, not the relevant entry. Not that it matters.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 13:50,
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well, no
when you put "to save everyone from trawling her thread", I suspect that "everyone" refers only to thee and me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 14:09,
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Let's pretend that this is a vibrant, thriving message board.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 17:22,
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all of them
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:51,
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Clinton
ethnic
moist
jason
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:55,
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Horrid
Trainer
Khaki
Air Max
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Peej, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 12:12,
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peej
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 12:45,
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I want to add "huarache", but it pains me to even type it out.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 12:33,
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meaty and monty love a bit of huarache action
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 12:44,
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Had to Google huarache.
Trainers again.
There's a pair of Thomas the tank engine trainers. The existence of which mean it's possible to take a train to a train the trainers event wearing train trainers.
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Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 13:16,
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It's like you all know when I'm about to pass by
and you all fuck off to do something interesting in 'real' life.
I've discovered I hate the word 'property'. Every time I hear it on TV, it sounds weirder and weirder.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 13:39,
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Theft, innit?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 14:05,
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Made more annoying with the addition of nor
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 14:53,
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