what words make you irrationally angry?
I hate "ponder" and "chortle". they're just fucking ugly.

what else is fucking ugly? apart from YM's dripping gash, obviously.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:13, 50 replies, latest was 8 years ago)

Just off the top of my head...
"wellness" - sounds like some kind of made-up bullshit bingo buzzword.
"journey" - this word should only be used in the context of a physical A to B trip. Anything 'emotional' can fuck right off.

I'm starting to get myself angry now, so I'll stop.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:16, Reply)

whoa, so angry
I think you need to embark on a spiritual journey to promote inner wellness and healing.

*tinkles crystals*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:18, Reply)

Oh you shit.
Speaking of which - my ex brother-in-law and his Mrs employ her mum as their cleaner.
One day they discovered that one of the ornaments was missing from their mantelpiece. After some head-scratching they called her mum to see if maybe she'd broken it. She admitted that she'd buried it in the garden under a tree because "it look tired and it needed re-energising".
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:27, Reply)

christ
fucking unbelievable.

I mean, I can sense some negative energy in your aura. I think you need to hold a handful of one of the elements to restore your yin. (I would recommend fire)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:37, Reply)

I'll pass if you don't mind.
*Offers handful of runny shit as compensation*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:42, Reply)

if it's not in the bed
i'm not interested
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:43, Reply)

By Christ your high maint.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:56, Reply)

Modifiers to absolutes.
Social justice is a good example, also politically correct.

Newspaper. Litter bin, litter bin. Dreadful tinny sort of word.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:22, Reply)

but
what would you wrap your fish and chips in, eh? and where would you put it once you'd finished eating??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:43, Reply)

I was quoting Monty Python
but you make good points.
Now I want fish and chips.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:21, Reply)

'Man' 'cave', i know, two words, but when joined together it's a fucking annoying phrase
Alternative answer to a question that isn't there: I think I quite like the AIR MAX 90 MID WINTER TRAINER IN THE KHAKI GREEN COLOUR and will buy them.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:31, Reply)

NO KHAKI
IT'S UGLY.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:36, Reply)

So r u lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:36, Reply)

don't know why you're lol'ing
you're the one who's stuck with me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:37, Reply)

:o(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:38, Reply)

YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL, EMPOWERED YOUNG MAN MEATERS. BUY THE TRAINERS M8.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:45, Reply)

STOP MAKING HIM BUY UGLY THINGS
WE SAW SOME PINK ONES AT THE WEEKEND, THEY WERE LOVELY, HE CAN HAVE THOSE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:46, Reply)

Are you trying to make him a bumsexualist?
Pink? FFS love.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:57, Reply)

he loves bums
especially pink ones
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:05, Reply)

Thanks fistso, need something to help me get over the delay on AirPods

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:46, Reply)

I don't really know what this means, but I'm gonna agree with you anyway M8

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:58, Reply)

It's big news m8, big big news, people have to wait for headphones

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:59, Reply)

I'm not sure I'm following m7
I already have perfectly acceptable headphones. Have they not reached Englandshire yet?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:01, Reply)

Don't think so m9, you'd need a really long lead

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:02, Reply)

Mine can maybe reach Tebay services. I could meet you there M6?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:04, Reply)

i quite like this

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:12, Reply)

Quite chuffed with it myself, to be honest.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:44, Reply)

who don't need no man

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 12:33, Reply)

The names "Megan" and "Gretchen".
Yuk.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:53, Reply)

i don't mind megan
Gretchen is heinous
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:57, Reply)

lol, "anus"!
How I imagine everyone called Megan to look.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:13, Reply)

There was a girl at my old school
whose name was Megan Pratt which had obvious consequences.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:24, Reply)

i liked the story about megan finger
who got the brilliant email "[email protected]" when she went to uni.

www.twitter.com/meganfinger
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:54, Reply)

This one, to save everyone the bother of trawling her feed.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 12:07, Reply)

how odd, it was at the very top when i googled it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 12:44, Reply)

^ has no idea how google works ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 12:44, Reply)

For me, too.
Yet you linked to her Twitter feed, not the relevant entry. Not that it matters.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 13:50, Reply)

well, no
when you put "to save everyone from trawling her thread", I suspect that "everyone" refers only to thee and me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 14:09, Reply)

Let's pretend that this is a vibrant, thriving message board.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 17:22, Reply)

all of them

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:51, Reply)

Clinton
ethnic
moist
jason
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 11:55, Reply)

Horrid
Trainer
Khaki
Air Max
( Peej, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 12:12, Reply)

peej

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 12:45, Reply)

I want to add "huarache", but it pains me to even type it out.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 12:33, Reply)

meaty and monty love a bit of huarache action

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 12:44, Reply)

Had to Google huarache.
Trainers again.

There's a pair of Thomas the tank engine trainers. The existence of which mean it's possible to take a train to a train the trainers event wearing train trainers.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 13:16, Reply)

It's like you all know when I'm about to pass by
and you all fuck off to do something interesting in 'real' life.

I've discovered I hate the word 'property'. Every time I hear it on TV, it sounds weirder and weirder.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 13:39, Reply)

Theft, innit?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 14:05, Reply)

Made more annoying with the addition of nor

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 14:53, Reply)

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