Let's have a nice Tuesday evening thread...

( thealternativefact, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 17:53, 177 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well...
I'm gonna hang around for another half-hour, scrape some extra hours on the clock card :)
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 17:56, Reply)

*waves*
I am out in a bit though :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 17:57, Reply)

Sounds like a sensible plan
if there aint much else going on.

Where are you off to, Badger?
( thealternativefact, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 17:57, Reply)

To the pub to
meet some crazy people off the internet
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 17:58, Reply)

Leam mini-bash
*jealouses*
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 17:58, Reply)

Take care!
There are some freakish people using the internet...
:)
( thealternativefact, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:05, Reply)

Yeah...
All kinds of weirdos, both big and small.
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:06, Reply)

Well...
I am off to see a band this evening but I am currently waiting in the pub until the doors open. Anyone in the Leeds area fancy a pint?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:06, Reply)

Leeds?
That's a long way from here.
A pint sounds amazing.
I think tonight is gonna involve a good amount of cider :)
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:07, Reply)

Some very big
and liable to throw knives at heads.

And some very small and funny.

Piston - I love Leeds and I love pints. But I'm nowhere near you.
*sads*
( thealternativefact, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:08, Reply)

A crying shame
I could have done with the company!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:12, Reply)

Right, I'm off
Should be about later, as I'm exciting like that.

Bye!
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:16, Reply)

Hullo hullo
how is everyone?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:32, Reply)

Rather well thankyou Zapiola
And yourself? I've had a lovely day comprising of managing to do my fitness test for work with a mild hangover and also spending most of the day on my playsatan.

Happy days!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:41, Reply)

Zap!
Wow, haven't seen you for a while. How's it all going?

And hello Swan.
( thealternativefact, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:43, Reply)

Evening all!
Show me some love!

*awaits hugs*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:46, Reply)

@Swanvesta
sounds like a sweet day.

I stood in the queue at the post office for ages, then got rained on.

Nothing else of note happened.

On the bright side I have rice.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:47, Reply)

Hey Clendrix
Hey BK - Have a gentlemanly handshake.

It was quite cool Zap, even better knowing I can do a fitness test with the remnants of 7 pints of Spitfire inside me :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:48, Reply)

That'll do
*shakes*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:48, Reply)

@Clendrix
Hey, yeah I've been busy, but I've decided to quit my job and live off the savings till I've finished my degree... four and a half weeks left at the bad place. Hows life with you?

@Boss Keloid - MANLY BEAR HUGS!
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:49, Reply)

Not long until the doors open now...
But waiting with a pint in a pub can get quite dull. Especially in Leeds when surrounded by braying Sloaney students with all the wit, charm and personality of a potato. Help me!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:49, Reply)

Rather than starting a new thread
I shall ask here: Is /all working for anybody else?

*goes back to nomming dinner*
( Captain V, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:50, Reply)

*bear hugs Zap*
@PB

You at the Cockpit?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:51, Reply)

Dunno
I am posting from my mobile.

/Edit

@BK

I will be shortly.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:51, Reply)

@PB
I find your comment insulting to potatoes. I like potatoes - they are very nom worthy.

I feel as though, in the litigious society in which we live, I should be obliged to hold you accountable for something.
( Captain V, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:53, Reply)

@BK
had to do a double take there... thought I read that you'd bare hugged me
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:54, Reply)

@PB
Remember you saying on Friday
And I take your point about the students

@Zap
Well, that as well!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:55, Reply)

Captain
That is indeed an insult to a potato. Mushrooms on the other hand... What can be good about something that is kept in the dark and fed on shite?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:56, Reply)

Mushrooms
are pure evil.

I hate the things.

Why not just eat mould?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:57, Reply)

Right then!
I am off down the Cockpit. Laters guys.

Hehehe... Cock!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:59, Reply)

Enjoy, PB
Who is it your going to see?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:00, Reply)

Zap
sounds like fun! Things are pretty good with me, thanks.

*shows Beekers her love*
( thealternativefact, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:01, Reply)

Oh dear
my housemate is drunk, strumming on the guitar, and singing in Japanese. Loudly
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:04, Reply)

Hahaha
Shout 'urasai!'
( thealternativefact, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:04, Reply)

He
did once get drunk in a restaurant, stand on the table and shout banzai at loud volume.

He's a funny fella sometimes.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:06, Reply)

@ clenders
*eyes widen*

That's not what I meant, but...

*enjoys*

Have a *flex*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:06, Reply)

It's only when you find him doing this
should you really worrry Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=D5oRr3we_2Y
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:08, Reply)

*wants some of clenrdix's love*
I'm a rubbish friend. I've been invited to the pub but I really can't be bothered to go as it's raining and I'm boring. Ho hum.

How is everyone?
( wanderlust, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:08, Reply)

*facenoms lusty*
Hiya!

Watching that Korean film again.
It's silly:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:09, Reply)

Yay Beekers!
*shares the love with Lusty*

You're not rubbish. You're ace.
( thealternativefact, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:10, Reply)

*enjoys lusty/clendrix love in*
I agree, you're not rubbish Lusty!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:11, Reply)

Hurrah for love!
I would have gone to the pub but I don't know these friends from the internet. So they're not as fun!

Oh dear lord I spend far too much time on here

Now it appears I'm a thread killer.
I'm going to go make a cup of tea and have a biscuit.
( wanderlust, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:12, Reply)

I'll have a tea, white 2 & a hobnob if you're brewing
up please :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:27, Reply)

1...2....3....CLEAR!
There, thread revived.

I can't believe it's almost November -_-
( Captain V, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:28, Reply)

Drop Dead Thread!
Anyone out there?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:47, Reply)

I'm here.
I'm just mooching.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:48, Reply)

I've just appeared
But I'm lying low.
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:49, Reply)

Hey BGB
*hugs*

How's you day?

@Kaol
I read that as 'flying low'

Bit chilly for that.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:50, Reply)

I'm here.
I were just avin me tea.
( thealternativefact, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:51, Reply)

I've had curry and wine so I'm purring like a kitten.
*hugs*

Hey Kaol - why are you lying low?
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:51, Reply)

Nah, no flying
Far too cold for that.

The two rooms that I spend most of my time in at home have no heating.
I'm wearing my boots, jeans, a tshirt, a long-sleeved shirt and a leather jacket.

It's coooold here.

BGB: Because I just installed a computer game, so I'm gonna vanish off and play it :p
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:53, Reply)

I'm nice and cozy
with a nice bottle of wine:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:55, Reply)

I'm off in a mo to check out a programme on channel 5.
Might be crap so I may be back.



I've got to get me one of those new-fangled laptop thingymagiggies.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:56, Reply)

*unlurk*
I have snow!

*relurk*
( le brian, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:57, Reply)

I don't have a laptop
But I don't really want one.
I like my desktop, lots.

I've got two big screens too, which is great, b3ta in one, photoshop in the other :D

*shakes fist*

Damn you Brian!
I want snow!
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:58, Reply)

Evening all
I've had a super busy day and now I'm ready for bed, I'm absolutely shattered.

How has the day been for you lot?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 20:00, Reply)

Hey Lucy
*hugs*

Not bad thanks

Really busy but have wine now so I'm happy!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 20:04, Reply)

mmm wine
I had a few glasses with dinner but it made me even sleepier so I've stopped for the moment.

I'm trying to stay awake a bit longer tonight, I was asleep before 10 last night and had horrible vivid dreams this morning where I'd been asleep too long.

But it's hard staying awake!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 20:06, Reply)

I love sleep!
I don't get enough at the minute
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 20:08, Reply)

What bugs me is that
when I was teenager I could sleep for England but now I'm in my early 30's I can't sleep for shit.

All those years where I should have been out shagging 16 year old girls and was snoring away were such a waste :(
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 20:32, Reply)

Hey Lucy
How is the job hunt going? I've completely forgotten whether or not you've found anything yet. Curse my memory!

In other news. I've just signed up to match.com although I'm not a paying member at the moment. Could be interesting.
( Captain V, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 20:34, Reply)

hey Captain!
I was just looking at your beard vs beardless photos.

I like the mirror in the background.

I have got a job but it doesn't start until 1st Dec so I'm still bumming around for a month.
Hopefully by the time I start work, some dole money will finally have come through!

How you doing anyway?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 20:36, Reply)

Thanks
I've had that mirror for years. You can also see one of the clocks in my accidental clock collection if you look carefully.

I'm doing ok thanks. Getting seriously fed up of living with my parents so I'm itching to move out. Hopefully me and my best mate will start looking for a flat shortly after Christmas.

And...it's SNOWING!
( Captain V, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 20:41, Reply)

Aha it snowed it snowed!
*makes snow angels*

And I'm full of spaghetti and meatball win. Nom win.

*happies*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 20:41, Reply)

Snowing?!
Oh man, where do you live? We have no snow, but I did get caught in a hailstorm earlier and it was like being whipped in the face.
Ouchies.

I'm finding it hard at home as well but I can't complain as my parents are being fantastic at the moment. I feel really ungrateful saying that I'd be happier in my own place but it's the truth.
Ah well, I'm sure I can survive the next year or so.

Edit - No3l, you sound like you've had an ace evening!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 20:43, Reply)

Captain V, you sod!
It's raining here, has been since six.
I want your snow!
It's not got far to come...
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 20:47, Reply)

You're right
It's not.

Hopefully it'll still be nice and thick (for Blighty) in the morning so I can make snowmen and take photos of them.
( Captain V, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 20:49, Reply)

God that was boring...
I had to fake a family emergency to get out me out of there without offending anyone. Could be worse, I could be pissed as a fart!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 20:55, Reply)

I know :D
In fact, you live so near that I could be looking in your window within the hour :p
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 20:55, Reply)

If you fancy building snowmen
And aren't at work tomorrow. Hit me up or whatever it is young folk say these days.
( Captain V, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 20:57, Reply)

I haven't seen Iron Man
but before the night is over, this terrible oversight will have been rectified!
*exciteds*

In other news, North London is bereft of snow.
( thealternativefact, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 20:58, Reply)

I'll be at work tomorrow :(
Although, interestingly I'm free on Thursday if you wanna meet up for a drink somewhere.

EDIT: Iron Man is all kinds of awesome!
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 20:58, Reply)

I don't know anything about it
except that the person I'm watching it with will probably become visibly aroused at the sight of RD Jr.
( thealternativefact, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:01, Reply)

Ah...
See there are two people you could be talking about...
And I'm thinking we're not talking about the openly gay one.
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:03, Reply)

No, we're not.
We're talking about the other one :)

*wishes Kaol also lived around the corner*
( thealternativefact, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:04, Reply)

I thought as much, hahaha!
Ruffle his hair from me then :)
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:05, Reply)

OMGZ it's snowing :)
*ahem* I mean evening all...*bounces around a bit*

I've had a lovely few days off work despite getting a call to say I have to do an exam before enrolling for college which I was assured I wouldn't have to do.

How is everyone?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:06, Reply)

Hey becky!
Good to see you :D

*hugs*
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:06, Reply)

Kaol
Will do!

Becky! Damnation - I'm just on my way out. Good to see you though - hope you're OK (was thinking about you earlier).

See y'all later.
( thealternativefact, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:07, Reply)

Becky!
*hugs*
Oh do you have snow too?
We just have crappy ol' rain.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:07, Reply)

Yay, Kaol hugs are always good
I saw my friend off at the airport this morning and she was convinced it would be snowing within a few days in Chicago as it just does that there...but now we have snow here....YAY I FUCKING LOVE SNOW :)

Edit: *hugs back of course*
Edit 2: squishes Clenders, I'm ok thanks lovely, taking each day as it comes at the moment, but mostly alright.

Yup LVP, we had lightning earlier and now snow :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:08, Reply)

Lucy...
We've just got rain too...

Dammit, people're gonna start talking again, aren't they?
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:08, Reply)

@Kaol
Thursday is the day I go back to work and as I'm not allowed to drive at the moment leaving Hertford is a bit more difficult than I'd like.

Certainly up for a drink though - had you anything in mind?

re:Iron Man. I've not see it either. Crimal really. Shame it's not on at the cinema any longer. Might go see Saw 5 tomorrow. I truly hope it's the last Saw film though.
( Captain V, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:09, Reply)

talking is bad?
not /talk which we know is bad and shit, but talking on here is bad? Or are you trying to get stuff done Kaol?

Captain V, I thought beardy phase was better, but at least you can grow it back easily enough. Hope Thursday goes ok for you. Save your money and buy Iron man instead. I was really looking forward to the sequel until they announced that Terrence Howard's not going to be in it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:11, Reply)

Kaol
Let them talk, we know the innocent truth.
(although could you not hog the quilt as much tonight please, I got chilly last night).

Becky - we had hail earlier and lightening and the sky went the darkest grey I've ever seen a sky go. But no snow.
:(
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:12, Reply)

Hey Becky
Excuse my not acknowledging your arrival in my last post.

I definitely prefer the bearded phase but at least I've done something symbolic to show I'm moving forward.

I do fear that the urge to do something symbolic suggests that I'm susceptible to odd things like religion...
( Captain V, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:14, Reply)

Lucy...
I'm sorry, maybe if you gave me more skin-on-skin contact, there wouldn't be the quilt-stealing issue :p


Captain V, if you fall to religion, I'll have to exorcise the retardation from you.
With a soldering iron, a truck battery and a pair of nail scissors.
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:14, Reply)

Kaol
Hint taken.
tonight, I shall be your quilt.
:P
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:15, Reply)

That sounds much better.
We've gotta make up for the fact that we've got no snow.

My life is just one bitter disappointment after another.
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:19, Reply)

@Kaol
I'll take your exorcism and raise you an "ok".

I'm going to take the time to read a few profiles and send a few messages on match.com.

If anybody has younger/older sisters or mothers that they'd rather I not contact speak now or forever hold your [cod]piece.
( Captain V, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:19, Reply)

Hi Al!
Kaol - don't listen to Al and his snowball stories, it'll only make that disappointment a bit more bitter.

Think warm fuzzy thoughts, like knives and hookers and reptiles.

There, feeling better?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:20, Reply)

Capt'n V,
I have a sister, but go for it *shrugs*
You're a nice guy!

Lucy... *hugs*
You sure know how to make a man smile, don't you? :D
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:22, Reply)

Whut?
I'm a knife wielding prostitute lizard now?

Cool!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:25, Reply)

Kaol
Oh yes. I've been taking notes!

Cap'n V - good luck on Match.com, I hope you find someone lovely!

Edit - Hi WarmFuzzy! Hi Al! I'm ok but I did just manage to headbutt my laptop, don't ask how.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:25, Reply)

You have enough snow for that Al?
*jealouses*

I just went out onto the balcony to see how much there is and it's a bit sludgy and rubbish really. Snow's still coming down, but much smaller flakes now.

I'm ok thanks Al, brain was exploding earlier due to doing practice exams online...they scared me a bit. How are you?

Ahh I see Captain V, a lot of women do a similar thing with their hair when they break up with a partner or go through a major life change.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:27, Reply)

evening folks!
what's this I hear about snowing?

all we've got is freezing coldness and occasional hail :-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:27, Reply)

Hello again folks
Just shat out a lengthy QOTW answer.

*pimps*

*hugs all round*

*edit*
and hello becky!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:28, Reply)

I do indeed have a sister.
Just imagine the exact opposite of me.

She's blonde, works as a beauty therapist, goes clubbing (not the kind that I do with seals), and she's pretty good looking.
As odd as it is for me to say that.

Clendrix has met her *shrugs*

EDIT: Woo, 100!
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:28, Reply)

oooh
I could really eat some American Hard Gums right now.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:30, Reply)

OMG!!
New series of Sharpe starting soon.

Sorry if you all knew this already.

As you were people.
( wanderlust, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:35, Reply)

Lusty!
Hello my love, long time no see/speak/gaz!

Even MORE Sharpe? Isn't he getting a bit old for this?!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:36, Reply)

Oooh I forgot that was on
I'm watching Flight of the conchords...*ponders switching*

I'm sure laptop headbuttage is possible and I've probably managed it at some point too!

Evening Lustylady, how are you doing?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:38, Reply)

Well...
It involved leaping onto my bed in an excitable fashion, putting my laptop onto my lap and managing to twat myself on the forehead.

It hurt.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:39, Reply)

Proper nings all
*tears self away from gambling*

No snow here... the sky is fulla stars.

Lucy, how DID you headbutt your laptop? I know you said not to ask, but that just makes it all the more intriguing! :)

EDIT: Ah... Haha!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:39, Reply)

@lucy
Sharpe will never be too old.

@Becky. I haven't watched that in ages.

*sings You're so beeeeeaaaaautiful, you could be a part time model*

@Al My nipples are a little bit cold at the moment if I'm honest.
( wanderlust, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:40, Reply)

TV?
You're all gonna vanish off to watch Dead Set, aren't you?
Laughing at me with my lack of fancy TV.

Bitterly photoshopping.

*frowns*
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:40, Reply)

@ Kaol
I'm downloading last night's from 4od
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:42, Reply)

Kaol
I'm not going to watch it because that would involve moving and I'm comfy on my bed now.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:42, Reply)

Evening everybody
How is the world today?
(Pretty strangers and promises, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:43, Reply)

I watched them all on Youtube
Months ago Lusty, but can happily watch them all over again now they're on tv :)

Kaol, I missed it last night, so not sure if it's worth me watching it now. You can always photoshop b3tans as zombies if you get bored.

Nings Fuzzy

Edit: Ooooh 4od, forgot about that. God I'm saying Ooh a lot tonight, sorry.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:43, Reply)

I'm drawing a comic, actually!
Although if anyone wants me to zombify them, just gaz me a nude photo, and I'll sort it.

HASTY EDIT: NOT AL!
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:45, Reply)

@Becky
I'm pretty much obsessed with Jemaine and his hot nerd glasses ohhh and Bret's jumpers make me feel all tingly.

Annnd I've just noticed the time so I'm off to bed. I have to be up at stupid o'clock tomorrow.

Nighty night all.
( wanderlust, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:47, Reply)

Kaol
Are zombies always naked, then?
(Pretty strangers and promises, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:48, Reply)

Not always
But in this case I'd rather give the whole skin the zombie effect, keep it uniform, then 'shop ragged clothes onto it.

It's hard to take a fully-clothed picture of someone, and distort their clothes to show the skin and guts beneath.

Easier to build up than to slice down.
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:51, Reply)

Then youtube is your friend
I have them on subscription :) *cries at lack of new episodes* Night lovely

Damn, I have no nekkid photos of me...oh well ,)

Edit: I'll stream the first episode, then watch the second on 4+1. See you guys later
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:51, Reply)

*hugs*
just in general... coz there's lots of peeps I haven't seen for ages.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:57, Reply)

*looks at watch*
They've all gone to watch Dead Set.
Just you and me Fuzzy.

*offers whisky*

EDIT: Al, you were gone for 15 minutes... Did that really take you all that time?
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:58, Reply)

I watched the first episode earlier
it scared Mrs V, so I've had to put her to bed.

Not sure whether to watch the next one now, in an hour, or tomorrow...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 22:00, Reply)

Sure Al,
Whatever...
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 22:02, Reply)

Ah well
I hoped I was just in time but never mind. They'll pick it up through the ether.

*accepts whisky*

Noms. Can you nom a liquid? Well I am nomming it, so apparently you can.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 22:04, Reply)

*ponders whether everyone has him on ignore as TGB said*
heeelllloooooo!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 22:05, Reply)

Whisky is fully nom-able, Fuzzy
Well, it certainly seems to be tonight... I'm nearly out!

EDIT: Al, don't ruin it for me, I'm seeing it on Monday...
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 22:07, Reply)

Hey Vipros
How's tricks?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 22:08, Reply)

hi vipros
I'm not ignoring you!
I'm just lurking a bit.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 22:08, Reply)

Hello Vipros
I can see you!

How you doing?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 22:08, Reply)

Dammit, I was trying to give him
Crippling undiagnosed paranoia by playing along... :(
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 22:09, Reply)

she was saying everyone had me on ignore
because she is nasty ;-)

how are you all doing this evening?

edit: Kaol, I knew you were doing that :-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 22:10, Reply)

Shit! Don't upset her!
I had to tempt her back with promises of double measures of sloe gin with sparklers, curly straws and umbrellas last time.

I'm not made of gin .... Mores the pity.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 22:13, Reply)

*frowns*
Also, TGB is lovely.
I've slept in her house.
And I didn't stab her in her sleep.
Fact.
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 22:14, Reply)

she has to be nice to me
otherwise I'll reveal her secret, you know, the one where she is actually a pervy old man who has paid this charming young girl to go to bashes and pretend to be him/her
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 22:16, Reply)

Yeah, that secret.
*shrugs*

It's not that bad.
Not like Burt's secret...
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 22:19, Reply)

don't get me started on Bert's secret
*shakes head*

the less said of that the better....

right, after the moderately embarassing textual equivalent of jumping up and down shouting "talk to me!" I'm going to go and roll a fat one and find some comedy.

Adios muchachos
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 22:21, Reply)

Later Vipros
I've got one ready rolled for later:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 22:24, Reply)

BK
I knew there was more than one reason I liked you

some more Clutch stuff is winging it's way to me as we speak....

laters
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 22:25, Reply)

*envies people who can have fat ones*
I'm on nothing harder than rooibosch tonight :(
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 22:26, Reply)

*sighs*
Quiet...
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 23:10, Reply)

I know
I'm sorry :(

I've developed an unhealthy habit that keeps me away from b3ta.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 23:25, Reply)

It is quiet tonight
I've been distracted by prawn crackers, beer and Teachers .... It'll not be long afore I have to fucko off to bed - No fatty boombatty's for me.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 23:35, Reply)

I've been drawing a
Film noir comic about a cryptozoological special investigator.
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 23:39, Reply)

Good shit!
Autobiographical is it?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 23:43, Reply)

Semi...
*grins*

If I believed in ghost-bees, were-shrews and vampire-cows, then yeah.
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 23:47, Reply)

How about
Mere-ocelots, Boggart/weasel hybrids?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 23:54, Reply)

Vampire cows
I'm not sure about... but ghost bees?

*shivers*

They would put the frights up me.

That reminds me of a joke. Did you hear about the gay ghosts? They put the willies up each other.

Badumtish.

EDIT: Ooh yeah, do boggarts!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 23:55, Reply)

Boggarts eh?
Maybe...

I've gotta draw all of these things though!
Ghost bees'd be easy.
( Cawl, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:00, Reply)

*waves*
hello I have just got home after meeting some weird and creepy lovely b3tans
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:03, Reply)

Well the thing about
boggarts is you never see them... just draw ambiguous suggestions of them, shadows and things going missing... curtains moving of their own accord and stuff.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:09, Reply)

Hello TGB!
I sent you a psychic naked hug last night, did you get it?
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:09, Reply)

ooh
so that's what that was! *glees*

*sends one back*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:10, Reply)

ooooh
That was nice :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:18, Reply)

All of this ESP-hugging will
Attract mind-weasels, if you're not careful.

And I'm not cleaning up the mess.
( Cawl, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:20, Reply)

mind weasels?
What have I missed?!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:22, Reply)

Just don't leave yourself
Open to 'em, or they'll eat your brain like a huge, tasty meatball.
( Cawl, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:23, Reply)

Can they get me in
my sleep?

*scareds*
*gets into bed with fuzzy*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:25, Reply)

They can only get you
In your sleep if you dream about them.
And, dammit, I was gonna sleep there :(
( Cawl, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:28, Reply)

How does one
protect against mind weasels?

Other than giving up psychic naked hugging, and I'm not going to do that!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:32, Reply)

There's plenty of room in here
And Muggins will prolly protect us all. I don't think he'd have much patience with mind weasels invading his territory.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:33, Reply)

Does Muggins
like cuddles? And will he mind if I bring RayRay the bear?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:36, Reply)

What's muggins?
A cat?
( Cawl, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:36, Reply)

No!
he is an awesome bear :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:37, Reply)

Evening all!
Good evening all you fine OTers,

I'm in a hotel bar in Durham having a last drink before bed.

In other news my right knee is killing me, it's been twinging* for about two weeks now but the five hour drive up here from London has really not helped!
(bill, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:40, Reply)

Hmmm...
The best I can offer is a real-life tortoise called Misha.
But she has a bad habit of crapping on stuff.

Hey Bill!

Sorry to hear that about your knee. Alcohol to fix it?
( Cawl, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:40, Reply)

billbillbillbillbill
Hey Bill!

Not good about your knee! I broke mine a few years back and have royally fucked the cartilage so know how painful they can be!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:42, Reply)

I insist
that RayRay comes too :)

Kaol, this is Muggins. He has a harder stare than Paddington.



Click to embiggen.

EDIT: Hello Bill!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:44, Reply)

Ah cool!
The best I can show you in return is Max:

www.b3tards.com/u/33b5702509926c2beff6/max_1.jpg
( Cawl, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:47, Reply)

well I am
off to sleepytime

*hugs fuzzy and kaol and muggins and Bill if he is still here*

Byeeeeee
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:53, Reply)

Na-night TGB *hugs*
Muggins has a "WTF are you looking at?" look about him.

But Max... Max has a deliberate "I'm going to eat you very soon" expression.

*imagines gang of gangster bears and um... Maxes*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:57, Reply)

Max is an evil little sod.
I've had her since she was a few weeks old, and she's hated me every day since then.
Her idea of fun is biting me.
*sighs*
( Cawl, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 0:59, Reply)

.
Nope, not booze to fix it, just to sleep!

The really annoying thing is I have no idea what I did to it, I woke up one day and it ached to either leave it at one angle too long or if any sideways twist was applied. Now it's quite painful to cross my legs right ankle to left knee if you see what I mean :-(

Still of could be worse, I could have to go to sky tomorrow and tell them that their shiny new Durham office won't work because I don't have the right parts with me. Oh, wait, that's what I have planned for the morning! :-(

Still, I just had a nice shower and will be sliding into fresh sheets in a while so life is good :-)
(bill, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 1:00, Reply)

*shakes fist*
Damn Sky!

I had a similar problem with my knee a while back, was awful on flights in particular, you have my deepest sympathy.
( Cawl, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 1:02, Reply)

Thanks Mr. K
*Appreciates the sympanthy*

Cheers fella, I hadn't even thought about flying with this!

*dreads upcoming Brussels trip*

Night all, I think it's that time of day.

Sleep tight
(bill, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 1:17, Reply)

G'night, good sir.
Best of luck tomorrow, and yeah, remember to stretch it lots on the flight.

Night!
( Cawl, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 1:18, Reply)

Night Bill!
*envies fresh sheets*

Having a bed full of b3tans has left its legacy...
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 1:24, Reply)

Oh thanks!
*frowns*
( Cawl, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 1:31, Reply)

In fairness
it was probably Max... :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 1:37, Reply)

Nah, she's not allowed out
She's too fast and bitey.
( Cawl, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 1:53, Reply)

She looks
fast and bitey... and mean.

I had about ten b3tans in my bed the other day, they were all after my leccy blankie. So the crumbs and sticky patches could have been anybody...
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 1:59, Reply)

Well, fair enough!
*shrugs*

It's getting late, bollocks.
I've got the creative-ness going on tonight.
( Cawl, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 2:09, Reply)