Since everyone else is doing it...
... and since today is my 32^nd getting-old-and-past-it day, I beg your guidance.

On my left I have one bag of sweets. On my right I have another. Each is intact. Which should I open first?

Sweets


( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:54, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Enzyme
Happy Birthday to you.

I hope your turkish boy brought a selection of fabulous faberge eggs.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:57, Reply)

you sir
are 1 year and 359 days younger than me, so less of the old and past it please

how rude, happy birthday.

ps eclaires
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:59, Reply)

HAIRY BALLS
/was typing Happy birthday, when autocomplete went and put that in there.

Happy Birthday Mr Enzyme! I can't believe you're that young!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:59, Reply)

*gushes*
Awwww... thanks.

Bert - why am I not in the least surprised?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:02, Reply)

Because we both
regularly visit hairyballs.com and fwap each other over pictures of Brian Blessed's testes?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:07, Reply)

Happy Birthday Enzyme
I vote licourice allsorts!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:16, Reply)

Hairy Birthday
and Liquorice Allsorts

Happy balls?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:30, Reply)

They should be happy
he dips them in my mouth every night.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:31, Reply)

And your mouth is full of ball varnish?

Gosh, I wish my balls were as happy as Enzyme's.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:33, Reply)

Happy birthday young man.
Cacbury's Eclairs are the food of the Gods.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:34, Reply)

Stick with the Eclairs
Liquorice is made from the devil's own bum gravy.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:45, Reply)

Really?
I'm going to make a pact with Bertie Bassett.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:48, Reply)

Allsorts first.
Eclairs are more like pudding.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:48, Reply)

Many Happy Fucking Returns,
my ring.

I hope it's as miserable as every other day of your miserable rotten life.

Happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
I just kicked a kitten
Because it met with my shoe.

It's also my grandfather's birthday today. I was nicer to him.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:14, Reply)

Nicer
in that I spent more on his present.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:20, Reply)

*cries*
You're mean, CHCB. Don't like you any more.


Oh, all right. I do. A bit.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:27, Reply)

Happy Birthday chap
I've got 386 days on you. You're not getting old yet :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:08, Reply)

HAppy Birthday sir!
choc eclairs ftw.

liquorice is EVIL
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:35, Reply)

Licorice allsorts
for sure. Eclairs are hard work.

Eat as many allsorts as you can stand, then an eclair that lasts half an hour to follow up with.

Happy bathday also!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:42, Reply)