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So I've got this internet Radio jobbie
Well Mr Bin has, and at the moment we are enjoying the Illinois Street Lounge.
Recommended listening.
somafm.com/play/illstreet

I've had a bloody lovely afternoon teaching science. How has your day been?

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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:45, 180 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

it's been pretty good thanks Mrs L
glad to hear you've been enjoying teaching!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:47, Reply)

Hey Mrs B, Vipros
It's a cold night here, and I have much work to do. But for now, it is dinner time, and that means watching E4. Woot.

You all had fun days? What type of science were you teaching?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:52, Reply)

Well Vipros
They were sensible year 6s.

I turned up to do supply and the teacher says, "I've not had a chance to write a lesson plan. Here is the box of equipment and they need to do an experiment to find out which is the most waterproof material."
So that is what I said to the class. This is what we've got, that is what you want to find out, how shall we do it?
I got them to tell me how to make a fair test, how to write it up the lot. They all did a really good experiment and sensibly too.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:53, Reply)

Hello
thought I'd pop in for a minute
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:02, Reply)

evening all
that sounds like proper fun Mrs L. I wish I was able to learn science.

It's panto time now though, woo!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:05, Reply)

HLT
Drop in the back of one of my lessons. I'm sure no one will notice.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:07, Reply)

Mrs L
OK, but don't ask me any questions, I'm a bit stupid.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:16, Reply)

You could
just come to Sex Ed in the summer term if you like.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:19, Reply)

Yeah ok
Will there be a practical?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:21, Reply)

Not in year 5
we just learn about our bits and what changes when we get older, i.e. getting the blob / stiffies.

We learn what happens when you apply one to the other in year 6.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:25, Reply)

Oh.
Oh well. I might learn something anyway!

What's a stiffy miss?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:37, Reply)

Panto time tulip?
Oh no it isn't...
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:39, Reply)

Stiffy?
*giggles*

Haven't heard it called that for years!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:49, Reply)

Stiffy
Many moons ago, when 'mass storage' meant a 5.25" floppy disk holding 720kB of data or whatever, you had two main forms of data storage. The aforesaid floppy, or one of those new fangled expensive 'hard disks'.

So when the 3.5" disk came in, it was kind of rigid, and half way between floppy and hard...so it was suggested that it should be referred to as a stiffy.

This stuck at my place of employment, and for years afterwards the phrase "Have you got a stiffy?" could be heard frequently when asking to borrow a data storage medium.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:53, Reply)

@K2
That actually made me giggle. I think I'd have fit in well at your place of employment:D
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:55, Reply)

@ K2k6
OH YES IT IS!!!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:04, Reply)

@HLT
OH NO IT ISN'T!!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:10, Reply)

@K2k6
it bloody is

IT'S BEHIND YOU!!!!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:13, Reply)

Damn!
I was going to use that one!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:17, Reply)

bwahahahahaha!
*does evil panto baddy laugh*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:22, Reply)

Evil panto laugh?
MWAHAHAHAHahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahah
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Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:25, Reply)

Evening all
its fecking freezing here...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:26, Reply)

eek!
*puts hands over face as is too scared to watch now*

*noms sweets, noisily*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:27, Reply)

It's fucking cold in here too
My hands are dangerously cold.

*puts them on any exposed flesh within reach*
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Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:27, Reply)

yup, effing freezing here
and we're in for a load of snow!

I hope it happens after I go home. I seem to spend great swathes of my life scraping off my car at the moment.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:28, Reply)

Meh.
I should probably get the heater fixed.

I am also nursing a bad hangover. Its not helping.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:29, Reply)

That evil baddie laugh
should have been accompanied by green lights and some smoke, I feel.

Edit@HLT - I know the feeling. I've removed a small iceberg's worth of frozen water from my car in the last week or two.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:29, Reply)

Yeah...
A heater would be good.
But I'm sure the cold makes the ones and zeros move quicker through my computer.

Mr. K, it'd have to be red light for me :p
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Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:30, Reply)

And
surely by the twiddling of a pencil thin Dick Dastardly moustache?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:30, Reply)

Fucking freezing here too
Train home was 15 minutes later for the second day on the trot!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:30, Reply)

^^this
or at least the twiddling of a pencil thin dick...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:32, Reply)

My Japanese
house mate proposed to his girlfriend last night.

Over Google Talk.

After sending her an excel spreadsheet outlining the best and worst case scenarios for their future life together.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:32, Reply)

Evening all
*sets another B3ta server fire to keep you all warm*

*runs away sniggering*
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:32, Reply)

I knew it was you becky!
*basks in warm glow*
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Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:33, Reply)

TRL
I think that's twiddled out, thank you very much...

EDIT: Hello Becky!
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:33, Reply)

@K2
It's when you set off and the windscreen forms those big flat flowery ice crystals :(
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:34, Reply)

@Kaol
Maybe red would be appropriate for you, but green is traditional for pantomime baddies.

@HLT - Yes. On the inside!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:41, Reply)

Oh, is it?
That's what I've learned today then :)
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Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:42, Reply)

@k2 and Kaol
Speaking as a theatre professional...

...OH YES IT IS!

*runs off giggling*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:44, Reply)

Zap
What did she say?
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Captain V, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:51, Reply)

*sulks in*
I need hugs.

My mum gave me loads of tea though woohoo.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:51, Reply)

aw, badger!
*huggles mightily*

what's up honey?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:51, Reply)

*hugs*
Did she slap you for swallowing in the end?
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Captain V, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:52, Reply)

*hugs TGB*
I'm working on the new Kaol Black now...
Let's see what happens with this, my brain is a bit slow tonight.
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Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:54, Reply)

No there was no slapping
She did say I looked like shit though and gave me some more drugs!

*enjoys hugs*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:57, Reply)

why is it
people are always so keen to say if one looks like shit?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:58, Reply)

Evenin'
Have been back to work today, but am starting to become addicted to Lemsip. Maybe I should be the Lemsip poster-boy (or at least the poster-boy for Lemsip Addicts Anonymous).

* Gives Badger a hug *

* Gives everyone else a hug *
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:01, Reply)

spakka!
*leaps*

*hugs*

How are you, mistalemsipman?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:06, Reply)

I was looking for chocolate
and I found some!
Woop
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:13, Reply)

Chocolate, eh?
I've got cider and an apple.
Far too healthy.
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Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:15, Reply)

was it behind the sofa all the time?
tsk.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:15, Reply)

Tulip!
I'm having hallucinations about everything resembling Lemsip. In fact, your mouth looks just like a steaming hot cup of Lemsip

* runs over *

* snogs *

In other news, I almost decided to call in sick again when I noticed my bike-saddle had accumulated a layer of ice this morning.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:15, Reply)

I had to scrape my car windscreen
on the inside *glums*

Stupid non watertight car!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:17, Reply)

does it?
oh!

Are you sure you mean "layer of ice" and not "loads of sachets of lemsip"?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:17, Reply)

Ooh!
Found out I can get a lift to work tomorrow. My mate Dan's out the hospital after her appendicitis.

*lift glees*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:23, Reply)

@TGB
How's the flu? Do you want me to squirt some Lemsip through your monitor?

@Tulip: If it was Lemsip frozen in ice, I could just sit down, heat it up and lick my saddle when I get to work.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:25, Reply)

spakka
That is an image that will haunt me this evening.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:25, Reply)

@ Spakka
You won't get better if you do that.

And you'd get a really cold bum.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:29, Reply)

But
at least his bum wouldn't be coughing and sneezing!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:31, Reply)

It depends spakka
was it frozen lemsip you warmed up with your ass?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:32, Reply)

Hello peoples
Oooo! I've not been on a HSH thread in ages.

Feels all strange.
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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:32, Reply)

Hello Miss Blouse
*welcome back huggles*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:33, Reply)

It shouldn't be coughing and sneezing anyway
Since it hasn't got a nose.

Silly!

edit: Blousie! woo! *hugs*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:34, Reply)

Ahhhh! the welcome bosom of Beekers and Tulip.
*snuggles*
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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:35, Reply)

*enjoys Blouse and Tulip huggle*
How have you been Auntie Blouse?
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:37, Reply)

*enjoys blousie and beekers huggles*
just thought I'd join in.

is your toe better now?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:38, Reply)

I've been ok.
Enjoying the snow although not enjoying driving in it and it takes forevaaaaah to defrost in the morning.

Are you ok Beekers? All well with the world?

Edit - Tulip - it's 90% better thankyouforasking.
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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:40, Reply)

We haven't had any snow!
But yeah, things have been ok - becky's birthday bash was excellent.

Lusty's up for a visit this weekend.

Job's a bit sressful so just living for the weekends at the minute:D
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:42, Reply)

Greetings BGB
* contributes my own man-bosoms towards the welcome bosom *

Fancy some Lemsip?

@TGB: Don't worry. When it comes to offering other people Lemsip, I still have my standards, but when it comes to myself, I'm just a dirty old Lemsip-whore.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:42, Reply)

I glad things are going well Beekers.
By God you should get snow tomorrow. Wrap up warm hon.

@mistaspakkaman - You moobs are welcomed also. I do not need Lemsip for I am Supernotgetacoldwomen. My ability to not get a cold or flu is legendary.
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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:45, Reply)

I'm on about 4 layers at the moment
Snow tomorrow?

Bollocks. I hate the cold and snow.

*is shit Scotsman*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:48, Reply)

Apparently we're in for ten inches here.
And loads of snow as well.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:52, Reply)

^*snort*
@Tulip, your a card. I can't wait to meet in January. I shall hog you all to myself all night and not share.
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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:53, Reply)

@ tulip
Haha, I only saw that top of your post and was going to make the same joke.

~~Great~~ twisted minds think alike:D
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:53, Reply)

All this talk of snow
made me check the weatherforecast, and I'm going to be cycling to work in the rain tomorrow. Gah!

@BGB:
Supernotgetacoldwomen? So does this mean you're the sum of a group of women with strong immune-systems that you keep locked away in a secret harem so you can claim their immune-systems for yourself?
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:54, Reply)

hee hee hee!
*looks forward to being monopolised by teh blouse*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:54, Reply)

No spakkaman.
It means I'm crap at grammar : )

@Tulip - I shall monopolise you till your sore. *wink*
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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:57, Reply)

*looks forward to watching monopoly*
I never thought that would be a sentence I'd ever type
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:58, Reply)

Right, I'm off.
Twas a fleeting visit but I shall be back.

*waves*
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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:58, Reply)

Bye Blousie!
*blows kiss*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:59, Reply)

*giggles high-pitchedly*
I'm supposed to be doing my essay but I've strayed in here.
I'll be alright as long as Kaol doesn't see me.
*hides*
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thealternativefact, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:06, Reply)

Oi!
Get on with the damn essay!
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Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:07, Reply)

*Saunters in*
*Fingers china bowl*

*Slips it into coat pocket*

How are we all?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:08, Reply)

Do some work Clenders!
Do some work or there will no more thrusting for you.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:08, Reply)

Oh shit. Busted.
*goes back to ~~wikipedia~~ worthy tomes*
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thealternativefact, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:09, Reply)

Good luck with it!
*gets on with comic*
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Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:11, Reply)

Ooh, more people!
Evening everyone!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:15, Reply)

Welcome newcomers
So who wants some Lemsip?
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:20, Reply)

Lemsip?
What the fuck?
I'm not ill!
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Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:24, Reply)

@ spakka
Not if you've been, er, incubating it.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:24, Reply)

*nosebleeds over all the thread*
oops sorry
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:27, Reply)

I want snow!
Driving in snow is fucking amazing. Especially if it's 6.30am and all the muppets who don't know how to drive in snow are still tucked up in bed :)

What's with the nosebleeds, badger?
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:32, Reply)

Probably just as I
have sneezed a gazillion times today. Stupid nose
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:32, Reply)

thanks, but no thanks, spakka
generous as your offer is

:S
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:36, Reply)

Well said, rubberduck
I'm no great shakes as a driver, but I do find driving in snow quite fun, if I'm careful about it.

I came out of the car park at work yesterday, which leads onto a very quiet road in a new business development with no tenants, and the road was all icy. So I tweaked the handbrake, and with a little bit of steering input, managed to get my car going sideways. Quite slowly, but it was fun.

I didn't notice the bloke watching me though, shaking his head...
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:37, Reply)

Aww
*passes tissue to badger*

*quickly whips tissue away*

*passes CLEAN tissue to badger*

Edit: K2k6. Snow is one of the main reasons I have a rear wheel drive car :) First sign of the white stuff and the traction control gets switched off, and I traverse every roundabout and bend in a nice white sideways flurry.

Bonus points are awarded for making impossible-looking tyre tracks ;)
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:37, Reply)

I'm awesome at driving in the snow and ice.
But that's only because I get to use a Land Rover...
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Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:38, Reply)

@ K2
Aha! You boy racer!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:39, Reply)

Pft. Driving in the snow.
sliding down a snowy hill on one's arse, though.

Now that's fun.

woo, 99! do I get a flake?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:39, Reply)

hahahaha
Thanks Duckie, you spoil me with the clean tissues :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:39, Reply)

Kaol
Be careful with the Land Rover - don't be one of the idiots who confuse traction with grip :)

The fact that you're still in once piece (and I'm assuming the Land Rover is) though tells me you're not one of those idiots.
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:42, Reply)

Don't you worry about that,
Mr. Duck!
Where I live is very isolated, so the roads don't get gritted. At all.

So yeah, you learn to drive in the ice, or you end up in a ditch.
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Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:46, Reply)

Good to hear Mr Kaol
There's something intensely satisfying about drifting a Land Rover. It feels almost like you've beaten the god of physics :)

I'm guessing that you've probably found that out for yourself by the sounds of it...
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:50, Reply)

How exciting!
I wonder if we will have ice at the weekend.
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thealternativefact, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:51, Reply)

I remember
the first time I hit ice after I passed my test. Scared the shit out of me!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:53, Reply)

did someone say ice?
*holds out glass of gin*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:54, Reply)

@Duckie
A mate of mine works for Porsche as a demo driver, but before that he worked at Knockhill race circuit. I followed him home one night as he was driving his Daewoo(!) and we came to a roundabout. He didn't brake from 60mph, but got round it anyway! A little bit of left foot braking to bring him into the exit and it was done.

I didn't attempt to replicate the manoeuvre, but watched from a safe distance, and speed, behind! Quite impressive.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:54, Reply)

Yes!
It's great :D

Although my favourite thing at the moment is as follows:

We've got a gravel drive here, with a turning circle which you can just about get around, full lock, in the Jag.
I've perfected the art of going around it mostly sideways :D
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Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:55, Reply)

What up muddyfunsters?
My day has been busy, wank, long and is finally over (Praise Jesus) and beddybyes is being heralded by a few cheeky scotch's and a beanbag to rest upon.

What fantastic news arrives from B3tadom?

Edit: @HLT ... I have a cocking great bag o' ice presently being used for scotch but I suspect I can convert for use with gin :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:56, Reply)

K2k6 / Kaol
I guess those sort of antics sort of explain why I only ever see about 4,000-5,000 miles from a set of rear tyres...
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:57, Reply)

I only get
about 10000 miles from my track rod ends.

But that's because my car's crap!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:58, Reply)

I only get
15 miles from a gallon of unleaded. :p

Granted though, I do have rather heavy feet. Something's got to give soon mind, and I can't help wondering if it's time for something a bit more sensible...
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:02, Reply)

Volvo!
Hahaha!
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Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:03, Reply)

I've got a soft spot
for the early 90s 850 T5-R, particularly in that banana yellow colour.

I doubt it counts as more sensible mind...
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:04, Reply)

@ swan
thank you, that's very kind!

*adds to gin*

*noms*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:07, Reply)

@Tulip
Have they got to the bit where the audience sings along yet? Or do not all pantos do that?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:09, Reply)

been there, done that,
now cluttering up the foyer :)
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:13, Reply)

So...
fire alarm time then?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:14, Reply)

ah!
No, but I have to reset the alarm to take the delay off!

Thanks for reminding me!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:18, Reply)

A pleasure HLT
Nom that gin! I must be getting old, I'm having trouble staying awake so I'm gonna have to scuttle off to bed.

Take care lovely folk :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:22, Reply)

I'm off to bed too
My own, not Swan's!

Night all.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:25, Reply)

That T5
*Runs in*

*Agrees with Duckie*

Evening everyone!
(bill, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:47, Reply)

Everyone's gone Bill
they must have seen you coming :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:56, Reply)

I guess it's just us then,
Whatever shall we do?
(bill, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:00, Reply)

I'm still here!
I haven't finished my essay, but Kaol said I could stop for tonight.

I think it might be nearly bed time.
*glees*
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thealternativefact, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:01, Reply)

I'm not gone
In the sense that I'm not somewhere else. I am gone in the sense that I'm a bit drunk.
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Captain V, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:02, Reply)

Aw I guess whatever it would have
been will just have to wait, Bill :p

How's the essay writing going Clendrix? Yo V what you been drinking
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:03, Reply)

I'm still here too.
Slaving away on my comic for you :p
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Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:03, Reply)

Evening Clendrix & Cap
How was the essay/boozing? (delete as appropiate)
(bill, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:05, Reply)

My essay
is one-third complete. I shall do a bit more at work tomorrow and hopefully finish it on Friday.

How you will miss my whining about it next week :)
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thealternativefact, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:06, Reply)

I've been drinking stowford press
And another cider the name of which I've forgotten. I've also sent a message to somebody I should be going on a date with in a couple of weeks. This could be not good.
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Captain V, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:06, Reply)

V
You should stick your messages on here to be vetted before you send them!
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thealternativefact, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:08, Reply)

I've recorded all
the conversations about it Clendrix and will re-read them next week to stop the withdrawal :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:09, Reply)

Badger
Good idea. And then next term, there'll be another one. Yay!
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thealternativefact, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:10, Reply)

Hi Mr K
I still haven't had a chance to read last weeks, everytime I remember it's there I'm not at a decent enough viewing device to do it justice!
(bill, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:10, Reply)

That would have been a good idea
But it's a bit late now. Ah well. If my drunken ramblings turn her off then she's probably not the right person for me anyway.

I'm going to go remove my clothes. Back in a minute.
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Captain V, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:11, Reply)

*waits*

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thealternativefact, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:12, Reply)

*returns*
Well I'm in nothing more than my keks at the moment. I should probably head to bed seeing as I only got 4 hours sleep last night.

I'm quite pleased with myself for noticing a number of typos and correcting them. I can't be all that pissed after all. Hurrah!
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Captain V, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:16, Reply)

As long as there
are no more "here here" incidents V *looks stern*

:p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:17, Reply)

Ha ha!
V's getting told off!

I'm going to go to bed.
*goes*
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thealternativefact, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:21, Reply)

I'm emotionally distraught from that incident.
But I'm not one to hold a grudge and it was a stupid mistake anyway. Ho hum.

Just got a reply from le eligible bachelorette. It turns out I told her that God gave me a bottle of wine. *hangs head*
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Captain V, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:21, Reply)

I'm sorry V
but it's the only way you'll learn :p

Bye Clendrix!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:22, Reply)

Night Clendrix!
Sleep tight.

Cap/TGB: do I want to hear this story?
(bill, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:23, Reply)

There was
just a small slapping incident...
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:24, Reply)

Well then
Before I'm made to learn anything else I'm going to head to bed. It'll also prevent me chatting nonsense about divine wine and what not.

Night folks. Hopefully when I speak to you next I'll be wearing more clothes. If I'm not it means I'm at work wearing only a pair of boxers. Not good.
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Captain V, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:25, Reply)

Have you all gone to bed?
I've been working on my portfolio and been sent on cat claw trimming missions this evening. There were tasty beverages on offer, so it wasn't a tough mission :)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:30, Reply)

Nope, I'm working on
The exciting new Kaol Black story :D
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Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:32, Reply)

I'm watching House
Damn addicting house. *grumbles*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:32, Reply)

Yay, when's it going to be unleashed K?
Which season are you up to Badger? We did a drinking game of it a while ago. Everytime someone mentioned Lupus we had to take a shot. That got too easy, so we did it for every time House sneered at someone and managed about 2 episodes ,)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:34, Reply)

just started
the second season :)

Haha House sneering would get me wasted after about 5 minutes!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:35, Reply)

Unleashed within the hour :D
Not quite sure how it'll go down, but should be interesting.
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Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:35, Reply)

I'm also still here
Where here = local & still = usually

How's Becks this evening?
(bill, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:38, Reply)

I'm good thanks Bill
it's fucking freezing outside, so insisted on a lift home :)

I'm heading to bed now, so I'll see it in the morning Mista K

Night all
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:42, Reply)

G'night!
*waves*
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Cawl, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:42, Reply)

Night Becky!
I think I am going to laptop it up and move to my nice warm bed :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:45, Reply)

Night Becky
And everyone else, my OT friendly iphone battery is down to 6% so I shall bid you farewell.

A Love It! Magazine headline as a parting gift:
"Cheating hubby dumped me over Christmas dinner!"
(bill, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:48, Reply)

Right
which of the b3taladies are in bed and want to tell me what they are a) wearing b) not wearing or c) doing to themselves?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:00, Reply)

I'm in bed
wearing my pajamas and reading my emails. Ooh exciting life I lead!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:04, Reply)

Er...
Good luck with that Al...

If it helps, I'm not in bed, I'm drawing the new comic, and I'm wearing black jeans, army boots, a t shirt, a leather jacket and fingerless gloves.
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Cawl, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:05, Reply)

Just when I thougth
I couldn't get any hornier, Kaol goes and tells me all that.

Damn you.

What sort of PJs TGB? Mine have a picture of Gromit the dog on the back pocket and I have a plain blue t-shirt.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:07, Reply)

well
they are black bottoms and a massive blue Farce tshirt that I won when I saw them ages ago. No one ever seems to have heard of them though... yours sound much sexier Al :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:11, Reply)

Mine are sexy
like a sex fox.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:15, Reply)

* sneaks in *
* pimps *
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:18, Reply)

A sex fox?
Mine are like a sex badger
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:20, Reply)

Mmmmmm
*sex badgers*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:22, Reply)

I dread to think
what you are thinking Al :p

Where is this comic Kaol! *jumps up and down on her bed*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:23, Reply)

I'm naked
but I'm covered in a thick layer of powdered Lemsip that's thick enough to hide any outlines of my rude-bits.

Who wants to lick it off?
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:24, Reply)

0_o
Lemsip makes me wretch... but thanks for the offer Spakka *cries quietly*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:26, Reply)

Five minutes?
I had to re-draw one of the frames!
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Cawl, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:27, Reply)

@TGB
Next time, I'll cover myself in Sambucca.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:31, Reply)

Stop bouncing on that bed TGB
your housemates will think your having pre marital rumpy pumpy.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:32, Reply)

pft
I'd be bouncing and screaming seeing how he makes me listen to that enough *waves at housemate should he read this*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:34, Reply)

Right...
Done...
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Cawl, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:39, Reply)

oooooooooooh
*wonders what's causing it*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:42, Reply)

I had fun with the blood :D
It was great!
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Cawl, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:42, Reply)

hmm
kaol
blood
fun

Nope not three words I would expect to go together at all
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:43, Reply)

Woo!
I made fancy link-type buttons :D
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Cawl, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:54, Reply)

Like the artwork K
Especially the last panel.

Anyway, I'm off to bed now. 'night.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 1:00, Reply)

well done you
*pats on head*

Right sleepy time for badger :)
laters
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 1:00, Reply)

Yep,
That's because blood is fun to draw!

Right, I'm gonna finish my cider, go for a smoke, then go to bed :)

Night!
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Cawl, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 1:03, Reply)

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