Noobies

Has anyone else noticed how many people seem to have L plates next to their answers this 2week?

It's all good, but where did they/you come from?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:28, 47 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Maybe
They're little hell-spawn-creatures that've been sent to claim our souls?

Or people don't have much to do before Christmas at work.
Or the Uni students are appearing, as term is over.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:30, Reply)

I don't read qotw

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:31, Reply)

But QOTW
Reads you...
( Cawl, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:32, Reply)

your mum
*sigh*
probably
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:32, Reply)

Uni students appearing Kaol?
I spend time here when I have essays to do, not when I'm going home for christmas.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:33, Reply)

Well...
Anti-students?
*shrugs*
Just a suggestion :p
( Cawl, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:33, Reply)

I'd rather see more boobies.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:39, Reply)

I thought it might be the Metro
Pilfering pics and bringing the subterranean backward bastards of B3ta into the public domain.

*waits for society to crumble*

*realises it's already started*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:45, Reply)

it's all the people
who made it their new year resolution to join b3ta in 2008
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:45, Reply)

I think
it's the existing members all trying out new personas for the new year.

In fact I'd go so far to say that there are only twelve members of b3ta, the rest are just facets of our multiple personalities.

And goats.

Don't forget the goats.

Or the monkeys.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:48, Reply)

I worry that I'm the only one
On b3ta sometimes.
Just talking to myself, via conveniently forgotten other usernames.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:52, Reply)

Maybe it was a whole load of people
who wanted to brag in last weeks qotw
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:54, Reply)

nobody brags on qotw
it's all modest truth. every last word. especially pooflake's punstories.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:58, Reply)

maybe it's /Talk
wanting to play but too embarrassed to use their usual usernames.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:59, Reply)

Yes Rachel
I was so wrong,
can you ever forgive me?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:00, Reply)

well
it's an easy mistake to make. just don't let it happen again.

ps: i'm going to have to ask. what special offers?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:05, Reply)

*Ding*Ding*Ding*
Well done Rachel you're the only person in the 3 weeks I've had that as my sig that has asked me.

So I suppose you've won. What prize do you want that is free and can be delivered over over the internet?

Edit: I'm at work so it can't be porn or anything.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:09, Reply)

I'll make you an offer

I can make you millionaire with just few English pounds your kindness for me and brothers

send me £100 to me at:

Bustop 14,
Giraff Avenue,
Harare,
Zimbabwe
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:12, Reply)

wow
how exciting. well, i could go /talk and ask for a bit of YOUR MUM with a side of aspergers. or i could go /off topic and ask for a pic of a fluffeh kitteh and a virtual hug. hmmmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:14, Reply)

The decision, as they say is yours

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:17, Reply)

the answer always has to be both
woo!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:19, Reply)

Well here's A virtual hug/kitten
lolcat.com/hugztiem.html

but because linking to lolcats has made me feel shameful, I'm going to have to rape your mum LOL
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:36, Reply)

What the fuck
Is wrong with that cat?

Probably aspergers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:40, Reply)

He is autism

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:41, Reply)

you'd have an uphill job
given that she died 3 years ago

/truth

however 10/10 on the comedy kitten picture. most divine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:41, Reply)

Now you're making me feel guilty,
I'm still not going to link to anymore cat pictures.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:43, Reply)

how about
upsidedowndogs.com/ ?
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:49, Reply)

no need to feel guilty
you didn't do it.

i'm allergic to cats anyway. how about a manatee? or a budgie?

@ halfy - that reminds me of those beedog pictures that woodsideetc posted a while ago!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:56, Reply)

That's true I haven't killed anyone for years
and no I'm not going to post any more animals, I think everytime I do I lose a bit of my masculinity.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:00, Reply)

this is off topic
it's ok to show us your caring feminine side.

wait a minute, you're a guy? ###autocleavageflash ###
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:03, Reply)

They're all Gilgamesh accounts.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:08, Reply)

I think that's one of my least favorite things about /offtopic
no offense like.
And yes I am a guy, on the internet,
24/m/mk r0f7
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:13, Reply)

MK?
Christ... ten miles away :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:18, Reply)

It truly is the City of Dreams.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:19, Reply)

Yeahs
If your dream is to spend endless soulless nights out drinking with wannabees.

No offence like :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:21, Reply)

Then go skiing and shit

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:22, Reply)

i don't really do teh fluff either.

L plates can't all be gilgamesh. they'd need much more sarcasm and better punctuation.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:31, Reply)

I prefer to keep the two activities seperate.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:31, Reply)

You don't want to lose your masculinty eh rachel?
@no, I think that's the best option, salapets (sp) are a pain to get off.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:38, Reply)

I quite like the place tbh
and it does take a lot of stick from people who've not spent more than twenty minutes driving thru it.

I've been around all the parks and lakes the past year or two and loved it.

But I'm odd like that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:41, Reply)

Yeah it's nice
I live in campbell park and it's a nice walk to work.
It needs more independant pubs/bars/shops to be truly nice, but it's so expensive that they hardly ever work.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:43, Reply)

no3l
i thought you were talking about offtopic. that confused me greatly for a minute.

ps - i don't have "masculinity" as such, just excessive testosterone leading to hairy stomach, burgernips, 5:00pm shadow etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:46, Reply)

That's my main bugbear about the place
Central bars are mostly shit. Pretentious, full of cunts and overpriced.

But I'm a small town chap. I'd rather be sat in a pub with a pint and quiet background music.

I must be getting old.

Edit: apologies rswipe... was referring to the New Town of Milton Keynes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:47, Reply)

*puts rachelswipe on ignore*

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:47, Reply)

dammit
another one bites the dust
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:56, Reply)

*staggers in*
Just been out for my xmas meal with my new work.

Bit pissed.

*falls off chair*

*wets pants*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:32, Reply)

Pissed at 5:30pm?
PJM, you alcoholic.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:00, Reply)