Wanking
I've not had a wank this year.

What have you not done so far?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 12:47, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Thought of an interesting or funny response.

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 12:48, Reply)

sex
or axe murdered anyone. . . . yet
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Sex too
I haven't sexed anyone else. Just myself. Repeatedly.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 12:51, Reply)

So far I've not had a holiday this year.
Oh my! I forgot, I'm off to America next Friday. Woo and yay!
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Had a fag
in the last 5 days.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:15, Reply)

Go MM
I haven't smoked this year. Since 22nd December. You'll hate me though - it's been a piece of piss :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:17, Reply)

I've not
roughly sodomised a whole village of vegetarian pigmies in the Congo.

Probably wont, either.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:17, Reply)

I've not had a drink
I think.

I've had sex though.

I think.

Maybe I was drunk.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:18, Reply)

lol, nope, don't hate you...
As Alan Carr says, it's pretty easy to not do something you don't want to do. The trick is teaching yourself it's ok to not want to do it any more.

Almost cracked that bit, but it's hard going when it's too cold to go running to take my mind off it and get the ol' lungs working properly :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:21, Reply)

No sex yet here either
Seems to be some extended new years decorating going on :-(
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Allen Carr - Easyway to Stop Smoking
Not Alan Carr - camp 'comic' who irritates the hell out of No3L.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:33, Reply)

I don't care.
I smoked 30 marlboro reds a day for 10 years.

If you are the same or worse only then will I hate you.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Hehe
Yup, that's the chap.

There's three, in fact - one stop smoking book author, one very funny jewish comedian, one intensely annoying, crap, camp punsmith.

Unfortunately the two good ones are dead :-(

Nice one on the giving up bit. How did you find getting drunk without? Was my downfall last year.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:41, Reply)

6th Jan for me
and im fucked if im going to read some smug self help book, its chewing gum, the gym, masturbation and burying my desk at work with lots of healthy nibbles
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:55, Reply)

2009 so far
I haven't had any booze, come to think of it. Not for any particular reason though. Nothing sexual either.

Wow, I'm fun!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Exercised restraint
drink, smokes, sex - yay!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Lucy
/coat
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:21, Reply)

I read the Allen Carr book
And I think it's the most smug self-satisfied psuedo-scientific happy-clappy self-help shite I've ever read. He seems like a proper cock.

Plus, I fucking love smoking!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:31, Reply)

HAHAHA!
cunt (Agnostic)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Sex. Alcohol. QOTW answer.
*sighs*
( Cawl, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:06, Reply)

YOUR MUM!
/surprised no-one else has done it yet....
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:54, Reply)

Hmm
Sex - None
Alcohol - A fair bit
Drugs - Some
Shiny things - A few
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:11, Reply)

*unsexed*
but plenty drunk and still on the fags. gah. no wanks here either. a sad Mac is I. whatever. as long as beer exists, I have my fuel.

*salutes* other sexless folk. Semper Fi
( cackers, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:24, Reply)