A Hypothetical Question
Can you, every Saturday night and most Fridays take the same girl home and (ahem both parties willing) repeatedly have sex over a period of a number of months. And hug quite a lot post-coitus. When the sex is so frequent that her friends actually probably think you're an item can you go and end it all rather promptly.

There have been no discussions of "couple" or "girlfriend" or even "fuck-buddies". Gawd I sound like a teenage girl.

Is it within my rights just to stop everything now?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:12, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Since this is /offtopic
That post was a little bit serious so to lighten the mood -

She was on the blob once and I stuck my face in her minge. It was dreadful. She also spewed over the side of my bed once too.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Details are needed.
What's your reason for ending things?

Tell Auntie B3ta so we can advise you better.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:18, Reply)

Why do you want to end it?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:21, Reply)

Well I think it's clear she wants to take it to the next level where as I am a happy singleton. She is also a verrrrrry nice person and very young compared to lecherous old me. (18 and 24).

I don't like her enough for a full blown relationship though. Truely sorry.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:23, Reply)

Hmmm...
Have either of you been sleeping with anyone else?
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:26, Reply)

No
This I fear increases her attachment to me.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Have you been doing stuff with her other than sex?
Like... Cinema? Or... Er... Dinner.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:30, Reply)

As long as you end it gently
you should be okay. If you put it that she's seeking something that you're not, namely a committed relationship, this allows her to save some face by putting the blame on you.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Nope. It's like a..... End of Saturday night clubbing given fact that we will go home together. Not helped by me being drunk most of the time...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:32, Reply)

In that case, it'll be fine.
Just stop going home with her.
You don't even have to say anything.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:34, Reply)

You're such a ladies man, Kaol...
;)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:38, Reply)

You should say something to her
as she may not want a relationship at all and in fact think that you do instead.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:39, Reply)

Shut it DiT!
I'm just trying to be helpful!

It's not like there's anything that he can do wrong, what'll she do, dump him?
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:41, Reply)

lol just don't want to be a dickhead to her. It worries me somewhat what what
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Oh!
What what old chap?
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Yeeeeeaaaaas
What what old boy. Don't make me come over there and give you what for!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:59, Reply)

Oh, by Jingo! I'd really rather you didn't!

( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Dirtyweekender....
We dont happen to know each other do we?

Edit: Just read your second post... no.
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:06, Reply)

If you feel like stopping everything now..
..how much is everything? And why the hurry?
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:00, Reply)

Gaz me her name and the club she goes to
I'll seduce her and she'll forget that you ever existed.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 7:57, Reply)

I hate to inform you Bert, but my standards are imperiously higher than yours so the chances of you even catching a whiff of her lubricating fanny juices, is slim to none.

Butt-ugly people like yourself should refer to crude internet dating sites, where you can post pictures of your tiny weiner as it desperately tries to escape the thick red pubics and overlooming fat hairy belly.

Ahem, on topic why the hurry? I fear with each passing night of romance she falls deeper for me. Christ I am up my own arse! The truth is I can't see us ever having a long term relationship so the longer this goes on, the harder it's going to be to end.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:00, Reply)

Dont be such a fucking pussy.
It is your right as a man to do anything you fucking please.

If you're fed up of her, get a set of balls and ditch the bitch.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:22, Reply)

^^I like the above
I need to man up and ignore my ex who keeps emailing from 4000 miles away. I haven't had the heart to cut off contact entirely but I'm not sure it's healthy chatting online seeing as that's how the whole bastard thing started. The kindest thing is probably to batten down the hatches and blank her, seeing as the idea of reviving any kind of relationship makes my toes curl.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:30, Reply)

I forgot about this thread
I didn't realise there had been replies.

I seriously, honestly doubt very much whether your standards are higher than mine. I could spend an age going on about how wonderful, beautiful and intelligent Mrs Monkeysex is, but as this is the internet, I know that would be futile.

My tiny weiner? I take it that you've seen Hitlercock then? You must be upset because a) you were stupid enough to look at a picture of my cock, despite the warnings, and b) you feel so emasculated by it that you feel the need to mock my size to make yourself feel better. There, there pathetic little man, I'm sure yours will grow if you keep pulling it.
Fat, hairy belly? Hmm, you got the hairy right, and I do have a bit of a paunch for a slim person, but you'd only know that if you'd been watching me through my bedroom window from across the street with nightvision goggles, furiously masturbating and wishing that some day you could be half as awesome as me.

The girl is better off without you, and must have confidence issues if she's allowed you to use her for so long. I hope that she finds somebody twice the man that you'll ever be, and goes on to live a happy, fulfilling life.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Have you tried....
'slipping' and trying to poke her up the bum? That might put her off!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:09, Reply)

@Elvis
You should say,

"the idea of reviving any kind of relationship makes my toes curl."

That would definitely do it.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Stop faffing and spit it out.
At least establish some ground rules. Make it transparent. Be open. Be honest. And do as I say, not as I do.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Just because there have been no discussions out loud
doesn't mean there won't have been discussions, between the two of you, in her head, that you know nothing about.

whatever you do, please do it kindly.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 22:50, Reply)

I am in exactly this situation
Except I'm the girl and I have never spewed over the side of his bed or put a face near my minge whilst on the blob. Ew.

Talk to her. Establish some ground rules. If you just ditch her that's pretty harsh - especially if you were friends in the first place. Ask her how she sees the two of you, and explain to her that you like it casual, but you're not interested in taking it any further. If she can handle that, then it's fine to continue. If she doesn't think she can handle that, then that's when you need to cut her out of your life. Don't just stop things without telling her - that's nasty.

So... TALK TO HER.
(Holy Gabrielle is Holy, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 2:35, Reply)