What would you do?
Call me a cunt if you like, but I did a line of ‘fixed odds’ football betting last weekend.

Hull’s draw with Chelsea has (along with the other results), given me a return of £357 from a £5 stake.

So, the question is, what do I spend about £150 on? The rest of the cash see’s me eating something other than value pasta until payday comes around next.

I’ve got no valentine, so the money is all mine to spend in a really flamboyant way.

Suggestions on a postcard to the usual address.

Mullered
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:11, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Erm.......
Save it in case you're skint another time.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:15, Reply)

put it all
on Villa winning the league!
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Train ticket
B&B and a royal piss up.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:23, Reply)

That's it.
Spend it attending the next big bash somewhere and meet a load of wierdos from the internet.

You can cross it off your list of things to do before you die.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:30, Reply)

A big stack of porn
some kleenex and some lube.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:31, Reply)

FOoo0OO0oO000o0o0oo0ttTTtbBbbBBbaa444AAa4a4AallLLL111!!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:35, Reply)

So far,
The winner is 'Train Ticket and B&B'

I'm thinking somewhere on the south coast (Torquay or something), off season, two nights in either a cheap hotel or B&B and time of my own.

Unless anyone knows how much an 'escort' costs these days and if they are worth the money?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Hire a midget for the day...

to fellate you whenever and wherever you say.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:08, Reply)

don't got to Torquay, it's shit and full of cunts
if you are thinking of coming to Devon then there are many several better places you could go.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:13, Reply)

do you know someone who needs it more than you do?
leave it somewhere in their house for them to find next time you're round and keep quiet.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:48, Reply)

How about....
20 pints, gram of charlie and a cheap whore :0)

Alternatively, treat your mates to a few pints and a curry
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:58, Reply)

HappyLittleTulip
Whilst you make a nice point, I would like to say that, if I am going to give the money away, it'll be to one of my two close friends.

Mr Billy Hill or Mr. P. Power.

Pints, Coke and Whore is winning.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:04, Reply)

I can't believe no one's called you a cunt yet when you so invitingly suggested it!
Don't get me wrong, I don't think you are one in the slightest, but this is b3ta isn't it?!?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:06, Reply)

fair enough!
whatever you do with it enjoy it!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Considering your post some while ago about being broke and living in abedsit

Would it be terribly sensible of me to suggest aving it, just in case. Especially the way things are going...

Or spend it on spunkcicles, whatever floats your boat you cunt.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:15, Reply)

or buy loads of fireworks
then set them off. One on the hour, every hour, till they're all done.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:31, Reply)

Ape of no clothing.
Quite true, I am skint and I am living in a bedsit (and will be for ever at this rate.)

However! For the first time in god know how long, I have, in my hand, some money.

I agree I 'should' save it. But having been skint for so long, I want to have an adventure with it.

I have spent forty quid already though. On 48 cans of Stella from Budget Booze in Redfield (and its the Belgium import stuff!), for two of my closest friends.

I might sponsor a cat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:46, Reply)