Ladies:
Taking it up the wrong'un - should you wait until the second date? Or will that make him think you're a frigid lezza?

Discuss.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:09, 19 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Not a lady
But I wouldn't mind if a lady decided to hold back on the backdoor action until the second date. Maybe even the third date.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Depends on the man in question
some have no desire to do so, whereas others are battering down the doors to get in. If he's that keen you can always call him a gayer.

Edit: Third date.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:15, Reply)

*Agrees*
Third date.




Or first date if he's incredibly rich and will pay good money for the privilidge.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:18, Reply)

An Indecent Proposal
That would have made the film a bit more interesting.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:21, Reply)

This thread has potential!
What about if the guy hasn't much money, but can give an expert massage and breakfast in bed? Erm...for example.....! Ahem....

And maybe a tube of anusol.....?
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Or maybe,
It was me, ladies? *wink*
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:26, Reply)

I'd wait for her to offer first
Rather than plough in there with demands.

Of course, you have to judge whether the lady is into it, or has even tried it. There are many ways of subtly finding out this info.

But I prefer to just ask.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:32, Reply)

I just like saying "taking it up the wrong'un"
because apparently I am 8 years old. I really have no interest in using the tradesman's entrance - more than happy with the other orifices, thanks.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:35, Reply)

re: asking or finding out by other means
I'd rather just ask what she's into. In my experience if somebody is comfortable talking about sex they're much more likely to be good in bed. Seeing as sexual chemistry is important to me I usually encourage conversation to run in that direction. Seems to help reduce awkwardness and build sexual tension at the same time =D

That said I didn't enjoy my experience of anal enough to actively pursue more but didn't dislike it enough that I wouldn't do it again if the woman I was with liked it or wanted to try.

I reckon whenever the woman wants - things are much better when you're honest about what you like.

(That was far too serious for my liking)
( Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:44, Reply)

If she don't offer brown
tell her you won't go down.

If she likes it up the arse,
get it in there fast.

I should write greetings cards, me.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:49, Reply)

greeting meating
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Lab
I want your disused cock, I want you to spaff your six months worth of collected spunk all of my hairy tits, then I want you to ream me with your rapidly deflating member as I gently flick your sweet little ass with my tongue.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:53, Reply)

You want me to ream you
While you lick my puckered knothole? You must be an expert contortionist.

Mind you, my cock could do with the attention...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:56, Reply)

I'm bendier than a gymnast
on a bendy bus, going up a bendy street, eating a lukewarm Chomp.

I'm now imagining myself, arse over shoulders with your cock prodding my rusty sheriff's badge, and my tongue lapping at your bum-bum.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:58, Reply)

It'd be like Ouroborus
But with more cock.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:59, Reply)

You disgust me.

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Then you and I are at an impass

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Fart into my mouth
and then squirt bum sludge into my eyes if you really want to turn me on.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:21, Reply)

^
Shut up Mum!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:58, Reply)