I remember someone alluding to this in QOTW suggestions
What would be your motto or tagline?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:06, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

err





cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Expect disappointment.
Anything better is a bonus.
( Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Personally
I wouldn't have a traditional tagline, but an audio one like Intel or the Daily Express. Maybe like the Danone one:

Mmmm, me.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Refreshes the parts that other usernames cannot reach.
(username1, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:16, Reply)

I was once asked to give the three words that describe me best.
I chose "I've", "no", and "idea", which I thought worked on at least two levels.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:38, Reply)

Sage words from the 'Russell' comics:
No matter how far or how fast you run, you are always in the space where you are.

Depressing but true.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Life's hard,
Then you die.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Buried for centuries deep beneath Lickey End
Now loosed upon an unsuspecting Mankind.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:44, Reply)

.
Shit Happens, Get Used To It
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:06, Reply)

"Play with it until it works
or gets too sore."
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:17, Reply)

.
Is not as clever as she thinks she is.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Oh.........
Oh dear.......
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:18, Reply)

my motto:
"there's no point fucking about"


meaning get on with it. sleeping around is fine by me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Harder faster better stronger
or

I know I believe in nothing, but it is my nothing
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:56, Reply)

My headmaster said it better than I ever could
"A charming, witty and erudite thug".
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Three possible mottos
"Try hard or die trying"
"Live fast, die old"

EDIT: and of course "shit happens". One useful thing to remember is to know when to say "shit happens" and when to say "it happens".
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:03, Reply)

'deceptively smooth'

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:02, Reply)