Todays Caption Compo
Pic in the replies. I think I might make this a daily compo....


EDIT: Just found an absolute *corker* for tomorrows compo.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:23, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"Let's see those Jackass clowns top this!"
Thought Tim as he climbed into the Piranha Tank in his bbq flavour trunks.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:26, Reply)

Pool





"Dave couldn't wait to tell his mates about the two skinny Poles he'd grabbed at the pool..."



Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:28, Reply)

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"Ok, big joke over, who the fuck moved my houseboat?"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:36, Reply)

Guys! You won't believe how big that dolphins cock is! Nearly split me in half!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Auschwitz guards were pleased with their new swimming pool

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Err

"The toilet was a bit on the large side" thought Dave as he prepared to take a dump


Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:57, Reply)

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Clinging to the top of the Eiffel Tower, Pierre wondered if the warnings about global warming may have been correct all along.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Supergluing retards to metal poles
proved a suprise hit with the tourists strolling down the banks of the Thames.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Hmmm
"Rupert tried but gradually failed to hold his cheery grin as he got out of the pool and became increasingly aware that he could see his fiancée fellating his brother.

Who was lying on his towel."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Bruce tried to distract
everyone from the fact that even though he was wearing incredibly short shorts,
his penis still came nowhere near to hanging out the end.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Lowering one foot into the swimming pool
Dave realised some joker had filled the pool with sulphuric acid
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:21, Reply)

George tried to keep smiling but the water was so cold his nuts were now the size of malteasers
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Try as he might
Ed Tudor-Pole could never be as crazy a presenter as Richard O'Brian
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:43, Reply)

The third pole was so deeply engorged in Franks anus,
you could see the knob had replaced his adams apple as the foremost protrusion in his throat.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:09, Reply)

I've got a good one!
'Legless, your caption competitions are really shit. If I wanted to look at black and white photos with lame punchlines on them, I'd go to a card shop. I've lost all respect for you.'

Love,
Bert.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:36, Reply)

He was still smiling
because he hadn't yet realized that for the excuse of the water being cold to be valid for his shriveled manhood, he would have to be coming out of the water, not going in.

EDIT: yeah, I know it's shit, but I haven't had enough coffee yet.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Klaus smiled
as he remembered the naked midnight ski-ing sessions with Hans and Franz
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:12, Reply)

He was still smiling
as he was just a photo of a man and didn't have to deal with pedantic cockwabblers who like to pick holes in things.

*sulks*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Give it up people
I posted my answer before he even posted the picture.

I just got lucky, I guess.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:27, Reply)