Saturday's thread

Type away like the little typing machines that you are!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 11:30, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hi there, Mistaspakkaman
Have I ever told you that you're my favourite B3tan?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Morning Spakka & Bert
How goes it?

Just shaking off the last remenants of the day after the night before and I shall be fit to face the world.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 11:42, Reply)

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@Bert:
* blushes *

@Spunky:
Went out drinking and playing pool and pinball last night. The multitasking meant I had less time for drinking, so I'm hangover-free this morning. I'll be going to TGB's Birthday Bash tomorrow.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 11:46, Reply)

spakkaman
TGB's bash is tonight, isn't it...?

You daft bumcake.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Always ftw when the little men with hammers are not about
I've just found out we're proposing to go for a few cheeky halves this evening - We'll see how that goes.

Enjoy the bash - Should prove entertaining.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Morning all
a teensy smidge hungover. I'm sure I'll be fine.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Yay me!
I'm Bert's favourite b3tan and my bum is made of cake! Go me!

Mornin' TLiC: You've had a better warm-up for tonight than I have.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 12:23, Reply)

I thought I was your favourite b3tan Bert
*goes off to cry*

*YOU CUNT*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 12:50, Reply)

I found a good book
It's this one.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Aw, Becks
You're my favourite B3tan I've ever been in.

Actually, that's a lie, al's my favourite b3tan I've ever been in.

You're my favourite B3tan who has boobs. Lovely, lovely boobs.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 12:59, Reply)

You heartless man
I thought *I* was your favourite!

You fucking manwhore.

/goes off to cry by myself.

Hi LiC and Spakka and Spunkychunks. Bet you're better then Bert is.

/cries a bit more.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 21 Mar 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Surely I'm everyone's favourite b3tan
because I totally rock *dances*

Ooh I have b3tans arriving soon yay *dances*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 13:48, Reply)

yay
have fun today TGB!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 21 Mar 2009, 13:57, Reply)

@TGB
You're certainly the luckiest b3tan today. BTW. Is the birthday today?

@beckx, VeeCee & Badgerkins: If you had bottoms made of cake, you'd increase your likeability.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 14:02, Reply)

my bum does not need to be made of cake
it is made of muscle and a little bit of wibble.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 21 Mar 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Bloody hell!
A bit of sunshine and everyone tears outside to top up their cathode tans.

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Ey oop
I am listening to the football on internet radio.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Howdy tlic
Everyone's out doing things in The Outdoors >shudder< - Trying like a mofo to arrange drinkies for tonight and they all seem to be sunning themselves.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Just going back through past Image Challenges
Anyone know why the Font Jokes challenge also featured Rocket Animals?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:07, Reply)

OOOH!!
I entered an image challenge!

It's my first time. Be gentle with me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:27, Reply)

A couple of tips, LiC
1) Put the bigger image in front of the smaller one.

2) Try not to use 2 images of different sizes, hence eliminating the need for point 1.

Also, I like oysters :P
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Yeah, it's not good, is it?
But I really am that pants at images.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Well
I do very much like the thought behind the image. It could perhaps have been executed better though.

You just need to get practice with these programs, that's what I've found recently.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:41, Reply)

afternoon one and all
Are you all having delightful Saturdays?

I am all pleased because today I saw a man with the best combover in Christendom. It started right on the back of his head about two inches above his hairline and came to a sort of swirly quiffy point just above his eyebrows. My tummy muscles still hurt.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Morning all.
Would anyone like some leftovers from last night? Roast beef (medium), yorkshire puddings, green beans, broccolli, gravy and mashed potatoes?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 17:12, Reply)

sure
sounds lovely, except the greens
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 17:38, Reply)

Om nom nom nom
Sounds better than the chilli which I am going to be lining my stomach with in 45 mins time.

Mmmmmmmmm Beef.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 17:51, Reply)

Argh
All my friends have been at the pub all day. Now I can't be arsed going as I'm hungover frm last night and they will all be rat-arsed already. Damn drunks!!

AND THIS STEAK IS TOO TOUGH
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 17:52, Reply)

Surely if you imbibe more glorious booze
then the hangover should dissapate?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 17:54, Reply)

Well this
But I can't face it. My insides hurt too much
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 17:59, Reply)

Sounds grim
When it's a bit 'grey' about the edges then a few cheeky halves can be the cure but if your guts are rotting away then you're probably doing right.

On the upside, you may feel like arse but I'll bet a mountain of gold against a bucket of pigshit that some poor sod'll feel worse after TGB's bash.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:08, Reply)