Home sweet home Sunday
I know you're all at church but here's a thread.


( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 7:29, 119 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wahey!
It's not yet 8am after the TGB bash and I'm up and relatively functional.

I met some more b3tans and watched Captain VX get drawn on in permanent marker.Excellent night.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 7:49, Reply)

hey LiC
sounds like you had a good time! how is everybody? nursing hangovers?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 8:01, Reply)

morning TLiC
and how art though?
i'm feeling a wee bit wobbly this morning on account of the meds i took last night for the relieving of neck pain (prolapsed disk).
ever had amitriptyline? it's great!!

and hi there vc, you snuck in whilst i was typing!!

and no sign of my homey TD yet? most probs out walking the djeukel...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 8:02, Reply)

I'm offended
am I not as good as TD?

:(
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 8:07, Reply)

I am not so much nursing a hangover
As looking at it, shrugging and saying, "you'll live."

I'm guessing those that stayed are curled up at the foot of TGB's bed in a big pile.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 8:08, Reply)

don't be silly vc!
let's not play bestests! i love you too but in a different way!!
TD is my homey cos we come from the same dialect region and are about the same age and can communicate in special secret ways...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 8:10, Reply)

Darn
When I got home I opened a bottle of Innis & Gunn but only drank half of it. Now I'm looking at a bottle of flat beer wondering if I can rescue it. :(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 8:17, Reply)

ahah Blair I know I was kidding
I know you luff me cos I told you to lend me your wife for an hour or two.

Light - throw it out and get a fresh one. Best solution.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 8:19, Reply)

innis and gunn is the tops!
if you have another bottle then simply revive the flat half with a top-up of the fresh!! should put that one in the top tips.
that stuff is too good to waste. on offer in tesco at the mo...

vc: i never actually managed to ask her if she was interested...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 8:21, Reply)

Morning all guys
Well, Jade Goody's finally shuffled off this mortal coil... I still don't feel guilty for the jokes about her though.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 8:24, Reply)

So only another week or so of media obsessing then
So glad I don't read papers.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 8:25, Reply)

@pb
thanks for sharing that, now maybe we can get back to the real news...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 8:26, Reply)

Sickipedia
is going to be unreadable for a couple of days, especially with her going on Muvvers - sorry, Mothers - Day.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 8:31, Reply)

Blaireau- news is a commodity
And therefore what we see is what sells. And Jade Goody was something of a massive cash cow.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 8:42, Reply)

emphasis on the cow
I'm currently catching up on Zero Punctuation which I invariably forget to watch for several months and then gorge on when I remember. 'Tis very funny.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 8:44, Reply)

who gives a fuck about jane goody
Not me.

So - onto a more cheerful topic - what's everyone eating?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 8:55, Reply)

What am I eating?
Not much at the moment, although I may indulge in a bacon buttie later. With lashings of ketchup, of course.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 8:57, Reply)

Nothing
I'm trying to decide if it's worth getting dressed and going to the café for a breakfast.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 8:58, Reply)

a bacon what sorry?
/confused.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 8:59, Reply)

@vc
bacon butty is folded buttered white bread containing cooked bacon. emphasis on one folded slice. if you use 2 slices of bread it becomes a sandwich.

i'm having fried haggis and black pudding with eggy bread and beans...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:04, Reply)

oh god
/tries not to vomm at the thought.

Can't eat black pudding. Have tried - really have but cannot keep it down.

Haven't had haggis though. not sure I should either...
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:09, Reply)

black pudding is ace
Mmm... spicy meat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:12, Reply)

haggis is a must...
but only the good stuff, otherwise it's just plain offal...

last night i made haggis pakoras, inspired by a novel by iain banks, but i can't remember which one...

they were seriously nom.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:14, Reply)

I have a feeling
you'll all be feeding me weird food when I get there.

Oh well. Gotta try it before I knock it I guess.

The black pudding vomminess for me is knowing it's made of blood.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:16, Reply)

@ VC
When you coming over then? Incidentally the weirdest you'll get over here is black pudding, steaking and kidney pie, or haggis. The rest is quite pedestrian. We don't go round eating dog or tying kangaroos down, sport.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:18, Reply)

@pb : quite right!
@vc : you can only have fresh haggis september 1st (incidentally my birthday) to april 1st cos that's open season on them. after that it'll need to be frozen. freshly shot is much better...

edit: and let's not forget the delicious Arbroath Smokey!!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:21, Reply)

Mr Nong
What are you all doing for your mothers today?
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:27, Reply)

@ blaireau69
Freshly shot haggis is quite nice, save for the pellets. Although you can of course catch them quite easily on flood plains.

Mind you, then again I am reliably informed that drop bears are also quite tasty.

/Edit

WFF, it's a question of what hasn't been done. I've decorated her house, put her furniture together, sorted out her garden, helped her move house, and now I have to stick around for two weeks whilst she recovers from major surgery. And she has the cheek to ask for a Mother's Day present. The least she can do is get me a box of chocolates.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:31, Reply)

cooking her lunch and doing the washing up.
gressingham duck, braised carrots & parsnips, savoy cabbage and roasted spudadoes.
don't know what's for pudding yet. any ideas?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:32, Reply)

it's not mothers day here
our mothers day is in may.

I don't eat dog thank you very much. No one in Australia does.
Skippy, emu, croc, snake, buffalo, etc are all eaten in plenty though.

EDIT: self saucing chocolate pudding always goes down well for my mum.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:33, Reply)

@ VC
i bet someone in oz does eat dog...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:35, Reply)

VC
But what about the drop bears?

/Edit

Actually VC, something I've been meaning to ask. Do you think Steven Conroy is a complete and total retard?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Don't forget faggots
Foreigners have to try faggots. It's the law.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:37, Reply)

@ TLiC
i'd forgot abou them faggots...
nom
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:38, Reply)

nobody eats koala
they all have Chlamydia. No joke.

And who is Steve Conroy??

EDIT: I thought Faggots were bundles of sticks or a derogatory term for gay people?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Man alive I want some faggots now
not really breakfast material though.

Edit: Chlamydia? Bloody Ozzies will shag anything.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Faggots
A really good idea not to find out what they are until you've tried them.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Steven Conroy
The man who wants to filter the Australian internet. A bit like China, but more religiously focussed. The man should be horsewhipped.

Faggots, yes. Bundles of wood, another term for benders, and also...

"Faggot (food), a British meatball commonly made of pork offal"
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:44, Reply)

@ VC
that's how we cook teh gays, with bundles of sticks...

edit: PB, you just spoilded my joke. grr!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:44, Reply)

/clamps hand over mouth
I am not eating that.
I will try haggis and toad in the hole but I am not eating that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Blaireau
Pleased to be of service. Also, VC, when you coming to England?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Although Mr Brains Faggots
are pretty much liver, albeit spiced so much you can't tell.

VC - they're dead nice, honest. And frankly if you'll eat haggis, faggots should be no problem.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:48, Reply)

next nov.
after my final exams.
I have officially got the money to get myself there
but not the money to get myself back.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:50, Reply)

VC
I suggest having enough cash to get back as well lassie. Just a suggestion.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:52, Reply)

@ VC
then you'll be here in prime haggis hunting season! i'll need to make sure i renew my licence this year...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:52, Reply)

hence the slaving my arse off
until next november.

I've got over 3 and a half grand in the bank in three months. I should have about 10-12 grand when I get there.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Nice one
Doing a UK tour then? I suspect a few bashes will be planned when you get here.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Mooornin'
Went to TGB's bash last night. I made her a birthdaycard featuring a badger with Jelly-Tot lady-lumps. I also bought her a new red pen to correct spelling with, but she soon found other uses for it. And the night went downuphill from there. By the end of the night, half of us were covered with red permanent marker and we even spawned a black marker.

I got up early to take advantage of my hotel's breakfast but was beaten here by TLiC. Did not have any black pudding today but indulge in it every so often. Will explore Leamington a bit before I head back home. As for mother's day, we live in different countries so there's not much I can do but will soon be texting her.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 9:59, Reply)

okay you guys...
that's me out of here, gotta start peeling those pesky parsnips.
if you see The Disappointed say hi from me.
enjoy the rest of sunday,
B69
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 10:00, Reply)

I foresee
a London Bash, a Midlands Bash, an Northern Bash, a Scottish Bash...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Morning spakka
did you get pics of the Captain covered in marker?

He needs to learn how to say No to women.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 10:07, Reply)

well I'm staying in cambridge
but yes there will be plenty of bashes that I will attend and most likely organise the four you've suggested :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Well
Count me in for Midlands and Northern bashes.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Luffly
well I have a bash already planned as happening on the calendar :D

Mainly to give myself some motivation when work is shit. All I have to do is think about that calendar note to make myself work through it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Heeey
How's all?
( Mellicious is made of candy, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Hiya Mell!
Busy recovering from TGB's birthday.

In aid of which, I'm off down the caff to see what they're prepared to stick in a breakfast baguette for me.

I suspect they'll be quite accomodating.

Back in a bit!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Melly!
how're you lovely?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 10:19, Reply)

mmm breakfast...
I'm good Vamps, how are you? :)
( Mellicious is made of candy, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 10:20, Reply)

well thanks
just enjoying a spot of onanism light reading.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 10:23, Reply)

VC
I can't see anything on the calendar yet...

/Edit

I thought you meant Nov '09. Christ!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 10:24, Reply)

ha.
I fucking wish I did mean that.
However - it does help with motivation to have something set like that - it helps me get my butt into gear. I'm going to get a second job over the summer and work days and nights for a month.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Ooh
When you eventually come over, if you want to visit Wales then let me know :)
( Mellicious is made of candy, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 10:34, Reply)

VC
That's a hell of a ways away. Talk about planning ahead.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 10:34, Reply)

I know
but - I'm seventeen - and my mum always said that if I want to do something then I have to do it myself. That means start saving now. I've been saving pretty much since mid january when I got back from new zealand.
I go to school full time and work part time. During holidays I work full time. I've been asking my mum's friends to call me up if they need a baby sitter.

I have to get out of this town as far away as I can for as long as I can and I figure twelve months in the UK is more then long enough.

EDIT: Sure will Mell. Keen to meet you and Kaol anyway so I'm sure it can be arranged. Me and my b3tan will most likely travel up at one point if possible :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 10:38, Reply)

What are you
gonna do when you get to the UK though? Are you going to just travel around or are you going to try and work a bit?
( Mellicious is made of candy, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 10:40, Reply)

work and travel
and am staying with one b3tan for hopefully a fair chunk of it :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 10:44, Reply)

That's cool then!
I'll make you welsh cakes when you visit
( Mellicious is made of candy, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 10:52, Reply)

VC
You can kip at mine if you fancy using my place as a base to explore the North as well.

/Edit

Actually Mell, a small favour? Could you bring some bara brith with you when you come to the Edinbash? I love the stuff but can't get it round here for somewhat obvious reasons.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 11:06, Reply)

aha thanks piston
I'll think about it.
Would I be able to have my b3tan stay with me though?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 11:09, Reply)

PB
I will most certainly bring some up if I come.
I was going to travel up with some non-b3tan friends but they're busy now so I'm not sure what I'm going to do :(
( Mellicious is made of candy, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 11:09, Reply)

I'm travelling on the train from Wakefield
I suggest doing something similar. Also, put a shoutout on the main /OT board to find out who is travelling by car. They may be able to swing by to pick you up.

/Edit

You mean Halfy, right? I suppose we can bung you in the twin room. However, if you're staying for over a week a small contribution to food would be appreciated.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 11:11, Reply)

melly
is there no train you could catch to the edin bash?

EDIT: yes I did mean him. And that's no problem - hell I'll even cook for you if you like!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Hmm maybe...
I do really want to go. I don't mind driving up myself (though I'd rather travel with someone else) but I wouldn't know where to stay as I really don't want to be on my own up there.
( Mellicious is made of candy, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Melly
I am staying at the Castle Rock Hostel (http://www.hostelbookers.com/hostels/scotland/edinburgh/3358/) which looks very good to me. And an absolute steal at £13 for the night. Don't worry, I won't try anything on. I'm rather afraid of Kaol.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 11:20, Reply)

I'm in a similar position
I want to go, I'd rather go by car than train (and will split gas money, of course) but can't don't know where to stay, or with whom, and can't afford much either.

Me and the Fella talked about us both going but it turns out he can't now.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Well...
Castle Rock is indeed quite cheap.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Well if I can convince someone to drive up with me
maybe we could pick you up on the way?
( Mellicious is made of candy, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Well
If you check the main /offtopic page, I have just put up a car sharing thread.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 11:28, Reply)

PB
I just checked that link and they only have rooms left for the Saturday but are fully booked on Friday and Sunday *grumbles*
( Mellicious is made of candy, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Am now on the train back to West London
Have checked my camera and there's plenty of cracking pics from last nights bash.

I'm going up to Edinburgh by myself next month but am planning on turning the trip into an epic week-long adventure which I'll no doubt be making up as I go along. I also plan to meet up with a few local b3tans for a bit of microbashing.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Oh that's an arse
Would you like me to try and increase my booking? I can fit five others on, I think...

Oh, I see what you mean. Male only is the only thing available. That is unbelievably gay.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Only if it isn't too much of a bother
and if you do I will love you forever :P
I'm good for money so it doesn't matter how much it costs.
( Mellicious is made of candy, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 11:42, Reply)

I'll call them tomorrow and see if I can get lassies on my booking.
But there are some other places to stay, I'll have a look round and let you know.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 11:50, Reply)

I'll have to
come back to this later. I'm trying to multitask between this and Mother's Day stuff, and I feel my mother is not getting the best out of me :P

I checked the Castle Rock Hostel and it looks awesome, shame there's no room left :(
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 11:50, Reply)

It is awesome
If I can get the both of you on my booking, I will do. I'll let you know tomorrow.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Hostels in Edinburgh
Look on www.hostelworld.com to find hostels in Edinburgh.

Btw. I've already got a place for the Saturday night at a different hostel but I suspect I may also want to stay on the Friday night too so will have to sort owt out.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Right then
I've just called the Hostel, I can get both WFF and Mellicious on my booking, I will confirm tomorrow, because I have nothing on my card to book with at the moment, but I can say I do have the verbal nod to put you both on my booking, should you so choose.

Hope that helps!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Woo!
Thank you thank you! :)
I have to go now but maybe catch you later x
( Mellicious is made of candy, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 12:06, Reply)

You're welcome :P
Right, I have to do my own Mother's Day stuff, but I shall be nipping in on occasion to see what's happening. Hope you all have a good day.

Take care.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 12:10, Reply)

bye melly
glad you got something sorted :)

gargh. Sunday night. School tomorrow. :(

At least I have nine days of school until two weeks off.

EDIT: bye piston - have a good one :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Am now on the second train
This part of the country has some nice scenery. So I'm just sitting back looking out the window watching the background scroll by in paralax.

Have just left High-Wycombe.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 12:57, Reply)

lucky you
I think I've heard of High-Wycombe. Not sure where though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 13:16, Reply)

hello all
No-one knows where High Wycombe really is Vamps, its a mysterious wandering town that is difficult to place.

I asked this question in my office last year and of the 11 people there nobody knew where it was.

It doesn't exist, its like Tanelorn or Avalon
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Perhaps
You are thinking of Mr Wycombe?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Noongles You Buggers
How are we all this windy day?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Afternoon
Watching Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle. Tee Hee.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 13:31, Reply)

How do!
I saw that last week; was rather good.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 13:32, Reply)

wow
maybe that explains it - fairly sure it was an enid blyton book. or maybe it was a CS Lewis. Oh well.

Hey beekers.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Hey VC
How's it going?

*removes threadkiller hat*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 14:28, Reply)

100
Woo!

BTW High Wycombe lies halfway between Guildford and Woburn.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Now you're just making places up
Woburn? Come on!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Woburn does exist
and Woburn Abbey is owned by the Duke of Bedford.

So there.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 14:46, Reply)

@ Tulip
*bows to geographical knowledge*

Is it as nice as Kelso abbey though?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 14:53, Reply)

rather, in that it's all intact
and isn't so much an abbey as a huge stately home crammed with objets d'art and riches that would make your eyes water if one rammed them up one's bottom, that is

I have also spoken to his dukeness on the tellyphone on more than one occasion.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Aaahh
I think you told me this the other week:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Ah yes
I was probably showing off.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:18, Reply)

I don't think so,
You were just telling me about your old job.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:31, Reply)

I've been to the pub
and had steak and ale pie and chips. And a pint.

I am now stuffed to the gunwales and am going for a nap.

Excellent Sunday!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Phwoar
that sounds like a proper sunday!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Anyone else
noticed that the Yellow Pages' radio and TV adverts are done by Weebl?

Magical Trevor to be exact?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 16:55, Reply)

For fucks sake
Why, oh why, is CNN reporting on Jade "cashcow" Goody? Fuck. Well, at least now I can read the English newssites in peace.

Morning you lot. Hope the bash was fun. I went to see Joe Bonamassa last night for the umpteenth time and he was even better than normal.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 18:43, Reply)

It was lots and lots of fun
Everybody brought presents except Captain V.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 19:24, Reply)

The reason that there is such a proliferation of chinese water deer & muntjac deer
is because of one of the previous Marquess's of Tavistock bringing them over and breeding the,. The little sods escaped, bred and now charge about the neighbouring countryside like crack crazed pigs.

The deer at Woburn just wander about the place and you can drive through from Woburn itself to just behind Ridgemont - It's quite cool.

My Dad used to run the farm next door and we supplied their keepers with a load of milk from some of our fresians for some of their baby animals (I think it was a Giraffe but I may be wrong).
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 20:53, Reply)

*runs in*
I'm allllive! Just.

My liver is on its way out though... *snogs everyone here*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Woo!
Happy post-birthday Sunday recovery day!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Hey TGB
Good bash?

My liver's also fooked afetr last nights shennanigans - Non drinking for me for a while :(
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 21:28, Reply)

TGB's bash pics have been uploaded
Come and get them while they're still hot!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 21:33, Reply)

@TGB
Have you found out how permanent the ink is yet?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 21:35, Reply)

Just had a shufti at the pic Spakka
Looks like a good and rather inebriated time was had by all.

The card is cool.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 21:41, Reply)