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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Am I missing something?
Ok

Mailed my GF today to say that I couldn't stay all weekend as I've got a massively busy day on Mon so wanted to head off from hers on sun...

She then starts saying that she doesn't want to see me at all this weekend instead, I suggest that;s a bit soft and instead one night isn't too bad and then suggest we just do the Friday if she's got stuff to do...

She still thinks that we shouldn't meet up at the weekend...

Am I missing something because I was going to head off a bit handy on one day? Did I do something massively wrong? Should I just Man The Fuck Up and leave it at that?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:01, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Yeah,
man up, and don't call.

She'll soon start worrying if she's the one who's done something wrong.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:03, Reply)
Tell her to fuck off
then call her a cunt and fuck her sister.

That is some serious bitch head game shit she is pulling. It will not be tolerated.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:06, Reply)
Well,
If she's got a cat, then kidnap it.

When she starts to get worried, pretend to look for it for her.

Then fuck it to death, and use a hammer on the corpse.

Post it to her with a crazy, scrawled note that says "You're next".

Be there to comfort her.

Then say that you'll find who did it, and MAKE THEM PAY. (Shake your fist angrily while saying this. It helps.)

Then pay a homeless man £20 to let you beat him up. Take photos, and show them to her, saying you "Sorted him right out".

Then bask in the glow of adoration from her.

Sorted.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:07, Reply)
This all depends on how long you've been together.
.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:10, Reply)
Looks like you're dumped mate
Or your gf's a melodramatic one.

In which case dump her.


Oh, and MTFU.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:11, Reply)
1 year so far
And KAOL, I like the answer, made me laugh lots!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:11, Reply)
What is she, fifteen?
That game doesn't sound any fun at all. Pick up your ball and go home.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:12, Reply)
It works every time.
Unless she comes to your house unexpectedly, mid-cat-fuck.

Then you've gotta kill her with a hammer.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:12, Reply)
@ Kaol
This sounds complicated but useful. I think you should start a business stealing pets and bribing the homeless. You'd get lots of catsex.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:16, Reply)
Don't try to work it out.
They are all mad. I offer help and get called patronising and when I don't I am non supportive.

As they say - you can not trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:19, Reply)
Yeah...
That's my motto.
Never trust a haemophilliac.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:20, Reply)
Then I woudn't worry about it.
Just a case of mixed signals.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:20, Reply)
Do the simple thing:
Ask her. Not the internet.

Then tell us what happened.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:23, Reply)
^kaol
I always wondered about how traumatic it must be to take the virginity of a haemophiliac.

/shudders/
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:26, Reply)
Woah there No3l!
That's just crazy talk!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:26, Reply)
Yeah c'mon.
One to one communication? What the fuck? Where is the fun in that.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:29, Reply)
I like the fact other B3tans ask us for advice.
It's like working out something in your head but with other people.

I mean lets face it, we've all lived a bit.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:30, Reply)
Fuckin' hell,
It'd be like a knife-party in a blood-bank.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:30, Reply)
I fucking hate mind games
she'll call a spade a spade when you are smashing her over the head with it.


In my experience there is some mystical balance point between not spending enough time together, and spending too much time together, but the woman is the only one who knows what this point is.

So do your own thing. Alternatively, subtly find out what she is up to this weekend, then turn up unexpectedly. She will a) be in the middle of fucking someone else (this may be another woman, and may yield a good result) or b) be so happy that you have romantically surprised her that you get to dress her up as a sturdy german beer wench and play hide the blutwurst.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:31, Reply)
..
That's the exact line the missus used just before she dumped me.

Ah well, Man The Fuck Up!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:35, Reply)
Ha ha
"she'll call a spade a spade when you are smashing her over the head with it."

Fucking made me snort my coffee all over my screen. Git!
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:43, Reply)
Well, if you're asking...
It was a bad move to mail her about this. You should have called her, saying how excited you are to be seeing her this weekend...

...and then brought up Monday. Monday which is due to be the worst day of your life. Monday which you need to prepare for like nothing else. Monday which will stop you sleeping on Sunday night.

She would then have been open to negotiation. You haven't negotiated with her, just e-mailed her "the situation is x - accept".

She's then decided fuck that, she makes the rules. Hence her response: "the situation is y - accept".

Man up about it, and learn to negotiate in future not dictate.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:07, Reply)
Or just do the hammer-cat-thing.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:11, Reply)
Buy her
a moth.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:08, Reply)

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