My date last Friday.
You’ll be ambivalent to know, that, following my request for ‘film suggestions’ so I could provide some sort of ‘audio/visual’ treat for the lovely young lady who was cooking my dinner last Friday, we watched In Bruges. We also had chicken with bacon, stuffed peppers and new potatoes.

T’was a lovely night.

Mullered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:05, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Did you put out?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Eh?
Put what out?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:09, Reply)

was it come dine with me
or dine with me and cum ?
( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Did you stuff her peppers?
Also, I'm awesome for suggesting In Bruges.
( Cawl, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Did you
introduce the ferret?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Did
you let the fox see the rabbit?

Butter her muffin?

open fire with the old yoghurt rifle?

etc
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Did you try and make some

fucking cunt kids?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:27, Reply)

What they're trying to say is...
did you shag her?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Yes
But we were being more subtle about it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Come on
Enquiring minds need to know!!

I am in a new "situation" (rather than relationship) and got a frightening amount of love over the weekend. I'll fess some up if you let us know.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:42, Reply)

enough already!
K2K6 ¡V I think I¡¦d already grasped that! ƒº

To be perfectly honest ¡V no ¡V I didn¡¦t ¡¥put out¡¦ or ¡¥dip the spam javelin¡¦ or even ¡¥stab her with my pork sword¡¦

The reason?

If I¡¦m being honest, I really quite like her, and I didn¡¦t think the best way of trying to establish a relationship was by trying to get her in the sack. I had a lovely night, we talked, we laughed and I listened. We drank wine, we watched a film and we listed to music.

Time flew buy and the kiss and cuddle at the end of the night was more than enough to put a spring in my step on the way home.

We exchanged text messages and phone calls on Saturday and on Sunday. We¡¦ll be enjoying each others company at some point this week and I¡¦ll take it from there. What I didn¡¦t want to do, was to try and ruin it all by steaming in way too early and making her feel uncomfortable with my ¡¥enthusiasm¡¦

I dare say I¡¦ll be told just how badly I played this (given that I¡¦m sure, had I have ¡¥tried¡¦ a shag wasn¡¦t beyond the limits of the night), but I¡¦m happy.

Blissfully happy.

Mullered.
(Who hopes he hasn¡¦t made his potential suitor feel unattractive as he¡¦s (trying) to play it cool.)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Ahhhh!
Very sensible.

Well done.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:46, Reply)

OK
That's probably the best way to play it, actually.

So....

...d'you think you'll shag her on the next date?

:-)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:47, Reply)

3rd date, K2k6,
definitely 3rd date before he should make the beast with two backs and unload both barrels of his pump action custard riffle all over her millenium domes...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:55, Reply)

3rd date?
Fuuuuck.
I'm such a slapper :(
( Cawl, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:59, Reply)

for the first time
it's got to be the Angry Pirate really...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Oh nono,
he can SHAG her next time, but probably shouldn't show her his custard rifle till the 3rd.

Girls get a bit funny about that sort of geekyness.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Hmm
I reckon the 3rd encounter will be best.
Especially if our second outing is midweek – Who wants to spend all night being poked by me and then has to get up for work again in the morning? No, I reckon my best option would be, restaurant/bar or cinema sometime this week and then, next Saturday see if we can ‘stay in’ for the night and I’ll see what happens.
Granted, this might not happen at all, my enthusiasm for this young lady seems, to my mind anyway – to be a two-way thing. It might be I’ve misread the signs and she’s not as keen as I am. But that remains to be seen.
The Pump Action Custard Rifle line made me spit a bit of coffee all over my keyboard – as for the millennium domes – I’ll make no such presumptions as to her preferred target for my bladder-adder-snot. It might be she’d rather I let my nob be sick inside its rubbery anorak – it could be she is a big fan of monkey-custard. Either way, that’s not a concern for now, she might not want to let me near her by next weekend.
Mullered
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Oh, thank fuck for that.
...

And there's always the seductive charms of wine.
( Cawl, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Hope
You keep her well away from B3ta and NEVER let her know your B3taname. Then again, if she attracts a B3tan............
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:08, Reply)

It's no wonder you lot have such problems getting a girlfriend.
*shakes head*
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:11, Reply)

B3ta girls are awesome.
Who else could you get away with making jokes about cannibalism and necrophilia on a first date with?
( Cawl, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:12, Reply)

who has a problem?
:-P

maybe you need to open your mind to these things BGB, then you'll be getting all the action
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:13, Reply)

I am on a self-imposed sabbatical from sex for a while.
*sobs*
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Remember to wake up at 4am
After your first sexual encounter. And splurge all over her face while she sleeps.

Girls LOVE this...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Also while she sleeps,
stick some nicotine patches down her back, peel them off gently before she wakes up.

After a few weeks she'll start getting some serious withdrawal symptoms whenever she doesn't stay with you...

(/Billy connolly?)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:34, Reply)

That's fucking genius, that is!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Eh?
You fed her and watched a film with her?

I hope she was not charging you by the hour then.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:17, Reply)