It's friday

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:22, 67 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Woo!
First postage.

In the words of Edith: Get in!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:22, Reply)

yay! 2nd!
my favourite position!!

morning one and all, nearly the weekend again and still alive! now that's what i call an achievement ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Morning Ethel & Blair
I finish at 2 today! wooooooooooo!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Alright for some
Bladger!

I finish nearer 4 :(
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:29, Reply)

I'm owed the time!
I actually had to work at the beginning of the week!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:34, Reply)

TGB & Ethel
i must say it's nice to be in here some other time than sunday morning...

got 2 well-easy jobs lined up for today, as well as getting new tyres on the alloys and getting them fitted to the new van. well it's actually a pale blue y-plate vw transporter but it's new to me...

and a trip to the fishmonger cos i fancy summink fishy tonight, fnaar fnaar.

so what are you guys up to today?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Well today Matthew
I will be mostly smugging and laying back in my uber office chair.

I may even look at some work to do.

After that I *may* do it.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Good morning Miss Badger
And the rest of you scrotes.
I finish at half 3 today.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:41, Reply)

morning TLiC
how goes it?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Morning all
My entire office is pack and ready to move, the only thing is my computer and a jar of Hot Chocolate left to pack.

Today I shall mostly be pposting here, better than sitting doing bugger all!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Dok you mainly post here anyway :p
Hello Chains. Didn't fancy setting up a HSH thread today then :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:46, Reply)

I know Badger
But today I can have no distractions, not even the phone.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:49, Reply)

right, it's ten to ten...
time to slip on my spandex driving-suit and head off to wow the guys at the tyre place. good luck with the move dok, and let's all be carefull out there, it's a jungle ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:50, Reply)

*Distracts*
Quick! Everyone run! Go Go Go!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:50, Reply)

You're weird Ethel
No one ever calls me at work *cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:54, Reply)

I'm not too bad
I shall probably crash later as my sleep was interrupted by a hungry cat who'd turned her nose up at everything I put down. This morning I tried some Tesco's own brand food she'd rejected last month and she wolfed it down. Go figure.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:56, Reply)

erm because
cats suck?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:57, Reply)

TGB
You're weird *and* you suck.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:06, Reply)

It's probably because
She's female. :-)
I suspect she had a bit of a dicky tummy and the other food was too rich.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:09, Reply)

I suck very well
never had any complaints
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Mornin'
Coo, been a while since I've been on here.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:11, Reply)

TGB
The screams can be taken as complaints ;)

Ningalings to you oneinthepink, how the devil are you?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:13, Reply)

whatever ethel
Yo pink long time no see how's tricks?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Nobody Phones you at work
Because none of us have your work number.

Now I've invented a new game.

Steal all the memory and hard drives from the old machines!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:17, Reply)

In other food-related news
I had sausage, bacon, fried egg, hash brown and beans for breakfast with a big mug of tea. How about you?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:29, Reply)

My leave started today
I'm at fucking work.

Granted, it was to update my flexi and put my expenses claim in but I should have been away an hour ago and I'm still bloody here because some arsebiscuit has decided to call in and see me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:34, Reply)

LiC
A pack of Mini Cheddars :(
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:35, Reply)

DG
Tell them to piss right off!

Chain I've had lots of coffee and bagels.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Ah
I've been mooching about getting stuff ready for my trip to ze jungle.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:42, Reply)

They've gone
And now, so am I.

Laters!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:47, Reply)

ooh
I snuck onto the best of for last weeks shockign qotw. This week... unemployment. At least it's relative!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:53, Reply)

That's 2 weeks without relevance for me
I have no stories relating to nativity or unemployment.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:57, Reply)

I'm not liking this weeks QOTW
I'm just sitting at work waiting on being made redundant. I know it's coming and it's pissing me off that they can't just pull thier fingers out of thier arses and do it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Must be a nasty feeling
especially for a Friday.
What would happen if you just upped and left?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 11:17, Reply)

I've only been unemployed once
For about 5 weeks after I was let go from the consultancy firm I was working for. I'd just let them know I couldn't continue with the York contract I'd been on and I refused to do a six months in Glasgow contract.

So I can't really blame them.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 11:22, Reply)

I'd be sacked
and in a worse situation money wise.

I do know that they won't make us redundant until the first week in May, and we have a 3 month notice period. So I'm OK until abou the begining of August.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 11:22, Reply)

You could go out in style though Dok
and then have a good story to tell this week :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Badger
I like the way you think.

What would you suggest? My thoughts are right royally fucking up the computer system, or setting fire to the building, and smashing the part time fucker who is making us redundant in the face, then cunting him right in the fuck!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I suspect Dok would rather job hunt
While getting paid than job hunt on the dole.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Do a 'Fight Club'
and beat yourself up and blame it on the boss.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 11:44, Reply)

ooh I like the fight club one!
Setting fire to the building is always win too :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Oh Chains
You know my plans, well one of them. The rest are top secret at the moment.

The boss isn't in my building, never is, he is a cowardly piece of shit who know's what's going to happen to him when the shit hits the fan!

EDIT, yes cleansing fire!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 11:56, Reply)

How about a dirty protest?
Smear your own shit up the walls.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Pink
Somebody has already done that in the toilets, more than once.

Nice place I work!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Nice.
Where do you work? A lunatic asylum?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 12:04, Reply)

That's where everybody works
or so they claim.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 12:12, Reply)

You don't have to be mad to work here..............
.....but it helps.

Ahahahahahahahroflguffawlol!!!111!!1

Not.

It fucks me off when I see those signs.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 12:17, Reply)

I work
in a university, and it really does help if you are slightly mental to work here.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
how are we all today?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Well Helloooooooooooooo Vampy
Did you like my spectacular thread killing?


When I left you DG, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master.

/Darth Vader
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 13:30, Reply)

I was very impressed
it's a skill you seem to be honing well.

How are you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I'm fed up
I'm already to move office, I've only got the PC left on my desk, and that'll be packed in a couple of hours.

How's yourself?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 13:45, Reply)

sore
got hit in the eye at work while out the back in the kitchen and got sent home cos my eye is all bloodshot and puffed.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 13:47, Reply)

the MD
just took my department out for lunch :D it was mucho yummio
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 13:48, Reply)

Vampy
What hit you in they eye?

You are one lucky bugger Badger, I wish they'd take us out for food. That'll never happen though!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Some of us
Had to settle for a chicken, ham and sweetcorn and salad baguette. With a packet of Cumberland Sausage flavour crisps. I must admit it was pretty good actually.

What did you have TGB?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Dok
A cork. Walked into the kitchen to tell the boys to shut up because I could hear them in the restaurant over the top of punters and Peckerhead A threw the cork at Peckerhead B with lots of force behind it, missed Peckerhead B and got me on my eyeball.

FUCKING HURT.

and now I'm off to bed because I cannot focus properly on the screen in my eye.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 13:57, Reply)

I had
a steak, red onion and fried egg bagette :D with side salad. And now I am going home! wooooo!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Vampy
That is a serious ouchie, night, everything will look better in the morning.

Again you are a lucky bugger Badger!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 14:06, Reply)

What is it about a Dok post
That makes everyone bugger off?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 15:02, Reply)

I've know Idea
If I was really paranoid then I would think that you lot don't like me!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 15:03, Reply)

With your signature
I am imagining you saying something in the pub and everybody leaving.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Well
That would just be the icing on the cake.

I'm just a big worry wort really.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 15:19, Reply)

I was tempted to just stop posting
But that would be mean. I'm off home - talk later!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 15:24, Reply)

See Later
then Chains.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Jebus !
This must be some kind of record, over four hours of a borken thread.

Even DG can't match this.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 18:29, Reply)

3 not 4
timestamps, dear boy!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 20:33, Reply)