Heres the day-thread for you. Enjoy...

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:12, 88 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

First.
Hahaha!
( Cawl, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:13, Reply)

As soon as I start the thread
there's always someone there pretty soon.

How are you this morning Big K?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:15, Reply)

KAOL! You cunt!
I was waiting to type first!

Kidding. You're not really a cunt.
How are you both my lovelies?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:22, Reply)

Ah...
www.b3tards.com/u/33b5702509926c2beff6/big-k.jpg
Any excuse to wheel that picture out :D

I'm looking forward to the Edinbash!
Only 3 days at work this week!
And I had an awesome weekend in Wales too.
So stuff is good!
( Cawl, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:23, Reply)

I'm lovely thanks my dear lovely
How are you?

EDIT: @Kaol: Nah! I'm sticking with bran-flakes today. Did you see your friend in Wales?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Morning all
I do love that picture, Kaol. It's da good stuff.

So, I had a fun weekend of going to a wedding, driving home rather late, and then writing up lots of my design report. What funs.


Are we all well?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:26, Reply)

Mornin PoDdErS
I'm well indeed.

Anyway, it's soon time for me to cycle to work. I must depart now.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Friend?
Or "friend"? :p

Yo Mr. PoD! Know if you're gonna make it to the bash yet?

EDIT: See ya Spak!
( Cawl, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:28, Reply)

I made some crazy space rock music with a couple of guys from the band
and a massive attack/pink floyd style crossover, featuring Live and Let Die audiobook through a vocoder.

good times. I'll try and get a copy for those who are interested :-)

played a great gig yesterday too. we've started doing this new thing where halfway through a song our singer/guitarist will put down his guitar, take up a spare set of sticks and help out the drummer :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Podders!
good to hear you're all okay!

/huggles everyone

EDIT: Vip - can I have a copy? Yes? no? maybe so?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Hey up K
It doesn't look all that likely, but you never know.

No, hang on, I have actually literally just remembered that I need to go to a family dinner on Saturday night. Crap-hats.

Hopefully still try to make it across on Friday, but we shall see.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Mr. V,
A copy would be muchly appreciated!

Just keep me posted about Friday, P-Man.
( Cawl, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:33, Reply)

VC
sure :-)

I like spreading music around
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Mott the Whooples!
I has am excitedness about teh bash!

Woo!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Haha,
Threadkiller!

Anyway, where the fuck is everyone?
( Cawl, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Working internet?
Has your tech-curse been lifted?

Dare I mention the "p-word"?
( Cawl, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:00, Reply)

woooo
ancrenne!

I just bought an SDHC card for my new camera. 4 gig costs £19 in the shops. £5.70 delivered online.

Why do people still buy stuff from real shops?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Awesome!
I was afraid that printer was a curse-word for you at the moment :p

Mr. V, that's so damn cheap! I remember looking at getting a 2Gb USB drive. It was nearly £100.
I'm glad I didn't get it.
( Cawl, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:04, Reply)

"working" internet?
I thought the internet was for fun and pron.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Morning you lovely people
And Kaol.
I have been given stuff to do today but then told I can't do it yet. I don't mind as it appears to involve talking to mancs, so I'll wait as long as possible.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:05, Reply)

G'mornin' Mr. Chains!
Good weekend?
( Cawl, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Crappy Saturday
We lost to Stoke. But I did have a Subway sandwich for lunch which was nice - I might do that again.

Sunday was good with Grand Prix and pub lunch and a bottle of wine in the evening. A bit hungover this morning.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Great Saturday
We did the double on the Baggies ;)

Crappy week though - I've got shitloads of stuff to get ready for Dubai, and I'm missing Edinbash. *sobs*
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Sounds good!
Well, Dubai stuff not so much :p

I went to an abandoned RAF base, to a dinosaur park and to some caves.

Shot a short film at the RAF place, which involved me kicking down doors and wandering around with a chainsaw :D
( Cawl, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:23, Reply)

/swans back in
Hi everybody - sorry - had to go stuff my face with food.

mmm. food.

Who wants a boobsquishy hug?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Perhaps if the referee
Had applied the same rules to both teams the result would have been different. I reckon we could have beaten the 8 men you'd have had left on the pitch after half-time.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:26, Reply)

*applies for a VC hug*
Yeys!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:29, Reply)

hi Ethel
/gives a massive ginormous boobsquishy hug to Ethel.

there ya go.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:31, Reply)

*returns*
So, I'm trying to buy some fabric in town. So far:

- The fabric place doesn't open until 10. Why?
- I went back just after 10. Was it open? No.
- I went back a few minutes ago. Still not open. Not happy. Gives up and goes to get Irn-bru and wireless.


So, going well so far this morning.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:31, Reply)

*shrugs*
I don't know. I didn't actually see it. I only made a point of it to wind you up. :P
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Yo Ducky
Hows it going other than your defection to some arab state?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Yeah
At this point I really need to not get worked up about it, as we're certain to lord a bunch more games before the end of the season.

*applies for consolation hugs*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Morning Ethelred
Other than defecting to the UAE and impersonating officers of the law, stuff's just crazymanic over here. We've got a hell of a lot of work on.

I almost want a refund of TV licence money though after watching the Malaysian GP.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I'm back from my travels.
Try to contain your excitement.
( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Er...
I failed to contain it :(
Anyone got a tissue?
( Cawl, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:52, Reply)

*passes Kaol a box of tissues*
*gives consolation hugs to Light - probably for a bit too long*
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Ah, that there Clendrix be here
Have fun, and get recovered from a ridiculously long time travelling home?

I'm pretty sure I could have worded that a lot better...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Kaol, how sweet :)
Podders, 41 hours and I was back home. Easy peasy.

I look ill.
( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Night Of The Living Dead
Kinda ill?
( Cawl, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Urgh Kaol!
Could have at least kept it on your side of the bed!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:58, Reply)

More like
terminal, Kaol.
( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Well, that sounds just awful Tulip
That sounds quite awful to be quite honest, Clendrix. And I thought that time I was delayed in Belfast International for about 5 hours was bad.

Well, it was bad, but it could have been much worse I suppose.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Terminal?
Four or five?
( Cawl, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Five of course Kaol
silly boy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Isn't that the one
with Tom Hanks in?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Terminal? Sydney Terminal One.
FOR NINE FUCKING HOURS
( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Nine fucking hours?
Must've got sore after a while...

Yeah, that's my shit jokes done for the day.
*cries*
( Cawl, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Kaol
Thank fuck for that!

;)
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Thank god we're done with your shit.
WHERE THE FUCK IS AL?
( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Al isn't here anymore.
There was an "unpleasantness" while you were away, and he flounced.
( Cawl, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:18, Reply)

where do you think?
he's off with his favourite nanny for some Fun.

EDIT: was there? what happened? I miss al's bullshit.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Al and Bert
are frolicking together holding hands through the meadows no doubt.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Vampy
As good as he'd be at flouncing, Al would never do that. He'd miss out on all the gossip.
( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:22, Reply)

He's lurking.
I just got a gaz from him.
( Cawl, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:23, Reply)

As long as he's alive
then it's all good.

AL, YOU NOB!
( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:27, Reply)

He asked you to stop talking about him.
*shrugs*
( Cawl, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Al would never say that.
His id is OUT OF CONTROL
( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:30, Reply)

I think we need to wire his nipples up to a car battery.
He's clearly possessed.
( Cawl, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:35, Reply)

*grabs soldering iron*
Lets get to work people!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:42, Reply)

All finished?
Or just killing threads :(
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:57, Reply)

I still be here
I was distracted by both a real world person, and the fact that I'm writing a glossary of musical terms. The main issue with this is that I keep referring to other terms, which I then have to go and define as well.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:00, Reply)

/passes thread killer hat to Ethel
sorry darls.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Morning all
I'm up and running in my new office now. I've also got a short week (three days) this week.

How are you lot today?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Dok!
/huggles.

How be you? I be good. I cleaned my room today. You can see my floor now. It's strange looking. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:05, Reply)

word up bitches
I'm not at work today as my body has decided it's not going to keep anything in my digestive system :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:05, Reply)

awww TGB
I'd hug you but I don't want your bugs :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Mornin TGB and Herr
TGB, that sucks.

Herr, you suck.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:07, Reply)

*yawns*
Blimey, three days of work this week, two days next week. This is all I can manage after no days last week, or the week before.
( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Vampy
*hugs*

Wow you've been productive today.

Badger, boo, but you can still look forward to Edinburgh.

Hi there Red, it does have it's down side, it's almost 26C in here, and I'vestill got to wait a few weeks until my lovely new PC and 22" monitor turns up.

EDIT Hi Drixy, I've moved even closer to your office now!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Dok
I know. I can see people running and screaming in the streets outside :)
( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Yes they are
They seam to be taking refuge in Planet Organic, they know I won't set foot in there!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Candle wax on the nipples is for sissies
Solder FTW!

*edit* this was in reply to Ethel's thread killing post earlier but I forgot to press Post and got distracted.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Chains
That's a bit random, even for you!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:29, Reply)

oh dear dok
you killing the thread again?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Oh noes
I went out to get a some books.

I didn't get what I was after, but I did get others.

You feeling any better Badger?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Chains to the rescue!
I am back from lunch but do now have stuff to do so may be even more sporadic this afternoon.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Ergh
I has teh sniffles. :-(
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:38, Reply)

It's not fair
I decide to get some books on Edinburgh, well hauntings in Edinburgh and get nothing.

I did get a book on hauntings on the London Underground though.

Red that'll teach you for saying that I suck!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:40, Reply)

no
had some soup but it's made me feel worse
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Not nice Badger
I hope you get better for the end of the week.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Herr
I went on a ghost walk in Edin back in Sept, wasn't too bad, but the guy rustled a bit too much behind a gravestone and gave it away!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Red
That's the kind of thing in book form that I was looking for.

I have found out that The Scotsman Hotel, which used to be The Scotman Newspaper building is haunted. Don't know if that's related to the pub we'll be in on Friday though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Like the Swedish Chef
Looks like this thread is bork bork borked.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Yup
Fear my Leet skillz.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 15:42, Reply)