It be a new working week
Since I imagine many of you were off yesterday.

Come in and tell me tales of your weekend.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:39, 68 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Morning!
Back in the office after 4 days off. I need more holiday already.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:42, Reply)

Podders!
how are you mate?
I'm trying to answer holiday homework questions on the russian rev but in all reality I can't be arsed. Procrastination for the win!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:43, Reply)

VC
That's what wikipedia is for.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:06, Reply)

Morning
Still not at work.

Didn't really do anything exciting at the weekend.

Are the pictures from the bash about yet?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:09, Reply)

Morning you three
Well, I still feel like crap, but am working away anyway.

And I don't think there are any photos up yet Mrs Bin. There were rumours that only Ethelred had a camera there, so we need to wait for him to get home.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:15, Reply)

Light
I understand it all - I'm actually looking at Visa info for my trip next year - it costs fucking heaps. I'm kind of looking at my bank account and the fees and feeling a slight sense of panic. Top that with the fact that for some reason the british consulate want my "Biometric" data before I'm allowed to apply for a Tier 5 Youth Mobility visa means I need to get an appointment in melbourne for that some time soon - and I can't remember how to get to collins street from the train station :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:15, Reply)

Morning All
Just floating about before I need to shoot off back down to Leeds.

I think Ethelred and Herr Dok were the ones with the cameras and I believe Piston_Broke took a few as well.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:20, Reply)

hi beeks
apparently piston's camera died. So it's up to Dok and Ethel.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:21, Reply)

@VC
Hmm, I think I remember now.
Dok and Ethel were both making long weekends of it if I recall so it may be a day or so yet.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:24, Reply)

I need to grab a cheap digital camera before my next bash
As the flash on my phone is useless.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Get an
Olympus - they're very nice little cameras.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:33, Reply)

Olympus cameras
Can they fit in a shoe?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Mine does
fits down my boot quite easily.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:44, Reply)

I've got an old digital camera that won't turn on any more
It's not been worth bothering with as my phone is mostly fine for the very few photos I take. I suppose I should see if it can be fixed first.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16, Reply)

That's an excellent idea Chains
Like all your ideas, you god amongst men you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Wow, it really is pretty dead today
Dead like a dead thing. Guess not as many folk are back at work as I thought would be.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:56, Reply)

sorry folks
been a little *ahem* distracted.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Sending lewd gaz's?
Shame on you young lady.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Hello people?
*looks around at empty thread*
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:34, Reply)

I was not
sending lewd gaz'z thank you very much!!

I was being impeccably polite.

Hi Melly! /huggles
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:37, Reply)

hello
everyone, i broked my laptop, have i missed anything in the last few weeks?
(halfy 2.0 is locked out of his old account, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:40, Reply)

argh fuck
an L plate?

Grrrr
(halfy 2.0 is locked out of his old account, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Can't remember your old password?
Very careless.

Morning Mel!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:43, Reply)

New people!
New to the thread I mean.

Did you have fun in Embra, Mel?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Ooh people! :)
*hugs all*
Edinburgh was fun :D I went to a zoo and a castle and the bash was crazy fun!
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:54, Reply)

sounds like
you had a ripper of a time Mel. :)

Are you feeling any better Podders?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:56, Reply)

My brother just told me a story
of when he accidentally put his dick in his friends ear :\
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:58, Reply)

er
why does that not sound like an "accident"?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:59, Reply)

his explanation was that
it fell into his ear.
I don't know why he wanted to tell me that story.
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:02, Reply)

ahah
riight. How old is your brother Mell?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:03, Reply)

He's 20
but doesn't really act like it.
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:06, Reply)

ahaha god
sounds like a boy I know through work.
Is 23 but acts my age.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:09, Reply)

I think
most guys act younger than they are.
Stupid men
*waits for complaints from lurking guys*
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:11, Reply)

not just guys though
some of the twits at my school need a good smack upside the head. Seriously.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:15, Reply)

*Complains*
That weekend totally rocked. Got back yesterday shattered but happy. Now I need to look for a bus to transport people to and from our wedding party on Thursday...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:16, Reply)

see Mell
you are looking at it the wrong way round.

If we all acted our age there would be about 10 million men in grey slacks and hush puppies driving ford mondeos
(halfy 2.0 is locked out of his old account, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Yeah I agree
I've met so many girls that I just can't stand being around.
I went on holiday with a load of girls last year and all they did for the whole week was bitch and moan about eachother.
Most guys I know act more silly but are nicer in general.

Edit: DG have you still got the paper flower?
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Hi Mel
I haven't :( think it fell out when I took my coat off in the nightclub we ended up in.

It was a very nice flower though - thank you!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Mell
that is why I like hanging out with the boys at school - they're sillier - but nicer at the same time.

DG! how's it going buddy?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Hi DG
congrats to yourself and the fucking better cunty bollocks half on the wedding type thing, apologies i couldn't make it
(halfy 2.0 is locked out of his old account, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Oh well
what was the nightclub like?
Did you all have fun?
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Hi VC
I'm a tired but happy DG at the morning, and appear to have adopted Lab and Badger over the weekend.

Mel, the club was fun, although two 4am nights in a row have taken their toll on me.

Halfy 2.0, are you Halfy or a malignant interloper?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:27, Reply)

aha DG
Sounds like a good weekend. Wish I'd been adopted though :(
yes that is halfy
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Ah, OK
Just wondered. Can't be too carfeul these days, you know?

Right I'm off for a bit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Bye DG *waves*
I'm bored of essays, does anyone want to do my literature review for me?
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:39, Reply)

I'll swap you Mel
I'll do that, and you can finish my design project. Yes?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:45, Reply)

only
if you do my history revision.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:45, Reply)

I'll do both of them!
Though I must warn you that I'm rubbish at both design and history.
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Maybe not then
Due to this project being quite important. I could offer you at least three other boring essays though. Do you like/know anything about mass manufacturing?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Only a little bit...
What is it that you are designing/manufacturing?
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Homeward Bound!
Still in Scotland but on our way home. Kaol has been dumped at the airport which means that V is safe from being bullied and is asleep in the back. Wookiee is doing a stellar job of driving us back. Hurrah for holidays that don't really end until next Monday.
And hurrah for AC/DC tomorrow night!
( thealternativefact, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Wahey Clendrix
Have a fun trip home without that awful wonderful Kaol.

It's a guitar trainer thing, Mel. And it's causing me annoyance. The mass manufacturing thing is for something different, and crap.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Boo to crappy work :(
Hey drix! *hugs* Hope you all had fun.
Did Kaol hit anything else with his sword after?
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:12, Reply)

Sword?
SWORD?!?

Who went and let him buy a sword?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:13, Reply)

I dunno...
*tries to look innocent*
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:15, Reply)

Clearly a good idea, that one
I can think of few better ideas, to be honest.

Is it a nice one?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:15, Reply)

No one else was hurt with the sword
but I think that V is glad that the danger is over for now :)
*hugs Mells* Get on with your essay ;)
( thealternativefact, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:21, Reply)

I am!
But my brain will melt if I have to concentrate too much :\
Poor V, I hope his feelings aren't damaged too much from the weekend!
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Kaol with a sword?
On an airplane? How is that going to work?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:27, Reply)

The sword is in the car with us
V is taking it back to Essex to give to Kaol.
( thealternativefact, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Well that makes more sense.
I didn't think they'd be keen on an obvious nutjob boarding with a big stabby thing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:55, Reply)

@ Mell
What's this about a literature project?
( cackers, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:12, Reply)

ooh
I'm doing the literature review for my dissertation. It's about teaching methods for children with extremely violent behaviour
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:21, Reply)

I suppose
Putting them in stocks isn't considered "appropriate".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Nah
though we do have an empty room with bulletproof glass and locks on the door for when they get really angry :\
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Dear Parent(s)
Your child has failed to meet the minimum standard of civilised behaviour and has been sold for parts. Please find enclosed a cheque for the proceeds, less our administration fees.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:59, Reply)

*saunters in*
*looks around at tumbleweed*

This makes a change - neither Dok nor DG have borked this thread...

Well, that was a top notch weekend, full of win. The bestest b3ta/honeymoon/Easter weekend ever :o)
The only downside was that it had to end and my eyes look like sheep's fannies today from all the crying when we said goodbyes last night.

*sads*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:50, Reply)

aww
/hugs Tourettes. And tells Mell if you need someone to run some pages by, I'm not a slouch in terms of scholarship. *schools* would disagree, but feck 'em.

*BORK*
( cackers, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:21, Reply)