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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Foam sweet Foam
I'm going to be away at the NEC all week, how will I survive without my fix?!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:14,
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*waves goodbye to badger*I'll just show off my tongue here *pokes out tongue*
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Captain V, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:17,
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You could say hello to my brotherHe works there.
Morning!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:17,
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I'm here for a bit!V when am I going to get pics of your tongue!? There's a pic of my tattoo in one of the previous threads :D
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:21,
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Bye Badger! *hugs*Hey folks!
How're y'all? *hugs everybody just slightly too long*
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I'm still not going yet!Probably be here till 11 ish. You're all trying to get rid of me you bastards
*sulks*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:24,
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Can you not get the internet on your phone?Perhaps you need something more modern.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:25,
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I can get the internet on my phoneI have a very shiny new phone but I will be on the stupid stand all day so I can't really get away with having my
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:27,
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BadgerI am sorry - didn't realise you were staying - however - I may or may not forget to say goodbye later so if I do - then at least you can't say I wouldn't miss you!
V! Show us a pic you lazy schmuck!
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UurghBack at work after two blissful weeks off. Sooo not ready for this!
Morning all.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:28,
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VCI've not taken one yet and don't have a camera at work ='[
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Captain V, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:28,
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Dear god VYou've gone too far now ;)
Why not just get ot forked?
No Badger we want you to stay, forever, how'd the date go?
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Hey Pa DG!Did you and Ma have a good evening? :D
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:29,
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DokThis is the only other piercing I wanted. Can't wait for it to heal up ;)
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Captain V, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:29,
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I've been thinkingabout getting a stud in my nose and one in the top of my ear. I can probably do the ear one myself.
ahh I love piercings. Tongue peircings are useful so I hear.
Hi DG!
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Yes, thanks BadgerAlthough yesterday was marred slightly by my inability to get the fact that it was the last day of my holidays out of my head :/
I hate that; it makes me all melancholy.
Oh well, today shouldn't be too bad - I'll be mostly catching up on the 100s of emails received across two work systems.
Hey Dok - subtle board sig!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:32,
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I didn't realise you were a booth babeLook on the bright side - maybe everyone will hate your products and leave you alone.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:33,
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:34,
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Morning DGSucks to be back at work doesn't it!
V, I'm just joshing you. Though my tongue is not something I've ever thought about getting done.
Vampy, I'd get the top of your ear done by a professional, it's all cartiledge(sp) and can cause problems if not done right.
Yes it is subtle isn't it, I've already had to explain it once.
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I'm not a booth babestop making ridiculous assumptions
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:40,
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Monday, eh?Good weekends all?
I spent mine in Bristol. It was fucking awesome!
Went on a pub-crawl in a tiny boat, got rather drunk, saw Let The Right One In (very cool, btw) and had lots of wandering.
I'm looking forward to moving there :D
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Cawl, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:40,
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Certainly doesespecially as summer is doing its damndest to happen outside!
Maybe Alistair Darling's budget cuts will include massive reductions in public sector spending, resulting in a nice redundancy package for me :D
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:41,
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Mornin' KaolI'm bored already. Oh and whoever asked how my date went, it went pretty well thanks :)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:51,
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Glad to hear it BadgerI've got the interview for the job I'm doing now on Thursday, shortly after that I find out when they are making me redundant. There is the slim possibility that I'll get another job in the university, but I'm not counting on it to be honest.
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I'm off for a bitToo much to catch up on without b3ta distracting me.
Be good!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:56,
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Kaolis the story about how you're my biggest fan? :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:57,
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Dok,I'm sorry to hear that, sounds awful :(
Mornin' Vampy and everyone else!
TGB, not this time it isn't.
This one is about the time a celebrity scared the hell out of me.
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Cawl, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:59,
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if it's about the guyfrom the streets I'm fed up of that story!!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:59,
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KaolI'm past the point of caring to be honest.
I'm having far too much shit at the moment, it's about time something went right for me.
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No, it's not the guy from the Streets :pIt's a much bigger celebrity.
EDIT: Still sucks though Dok, really hope things do pick up for you soon.
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Cawl, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:04,
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I've never really met anyone hugely famousand those I have pale into utter insignificance in comparison with my actual heroes in my life.
So I've posted fluffeh shit this week. Three stories. Makes up for not posting at all for the last two weeks.
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I guess I could always postThe one about the guy from The Streets...
*laughs*
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Cawl, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:10,
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I've met some very famous peopleBut I won't say I'm a fan of any of them. Well maybe a large number of the cast from the film Star Trek : Generations.
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I'm going to gogoogle "the streets". I have no idea what you're on about.
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The StreetsAre an awful band.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Streets
If you really want, look up some of their stuff on YouTube :p
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Cawl, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:30,
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Yeah, they fucking suck.Also:
b3ta.com/questions/fans/post406431
All done.
/shameless whoring.
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Cawl, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:46,
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well if Kaol gets to whore his workwww.b3ta.com/questions/fans/post404820
www.b3ta.com/questions/fans/post404927
Cos I think my mum is just ACE. And so is Humphrey B Bear.
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Your Mum...Is currently ranked second over-all in the QOTW, nicely done.
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Cawl, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:59,
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And as for your Humphrey B Bear storyYou'd probably enjoy Edward Bear and the Very Long Walk (there's a podcast too if you google).
I warn you, though, it made me blub a bit.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:01,
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Kaolhow can you tell that?? I don't know how *sads*
But I'm glad that's the case! My mum is AWESOME. I love her to bits. I'll miss her when I get to the UK.
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Vampy, you just need toType "/all" after the URL... So:
b3ta.com/questions/fans/all
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Cawl, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:08,
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*wanders in*Oh, I see that Kaol is being a worthless pimp. Again.
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thealternativefact, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:09,
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I'm fine thanks, Vampers.I've got a hot date for lunch today and the sun is shining so I can go out into the park in a wee while and smoke and drink coffee. Nice.
You OK?
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thealternativefact, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:14,
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yup I'm good.done (most of) my homework - am listening to a new CD - am talking to my most favourite person ever.
Very fucking good considering it's the first day of term. :)
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hi ancrennethink of the positives! you can't be told off for being on B3ta!
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then get back to work!I'll hound you in a crappy accent if I have to!
Go'an! get to it ye silly twit! Och - yeh cannae be mopin about if yeh want to earn any kind of money.
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@ lady ancrenne of the pancelovey, the sun will come back, as it does every day, so you can work in the knowledge it won't burn out for another [INSERT SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE LENGTH OF TIME THE SUN WILL BURN OUT IN HERE] years, hurrah!
But I'll keep some in my pocket for you though if you want.
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Hi Tulip and Miss CrenneI'm sitting in an office as well, but I'm running up every now and then to get to see the sun.
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ello Miss Cat, Dok MingeI's very well fankyou please.
how is thees?
I'm here for a bit but then going to have lunch outside and spend the afternoon under a tree dozing because it's so lully and sunny.
don't be jealous, I only had one day off last weekend and worked on bank holiday monday.
this is merely justice.
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oh I'm not jealousbut I'm well glad you're having a nice day today!
I'm fine and dandy - got two new CD's in the mail today. Woop woop!
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TulipI'm OK, but I wish I was sitting under a tree dozing this afternoon.
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DokFINE! I said something nice about you and you don't even say hello.
*flounces off*
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thealternativefact, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:54,
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I got"when we're done we still have to clear up" and "Final straw" both by snow patrol.
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DrixySorry I didn't see it, yes it is going to be a hot lunch date, and it's a lovely day for it as well.
EDIT I've got both of those Vampy, they're cool.
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@ Dokthere are few better ways to while away a sunny afternoon...
@ VC - ahhhh, them. yes, i've heard of them. enjoy!
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yeah? I love themI also have "Eyes Open" and "Hundred Million Suns". I'm a *bit* of a snow patrol fan.
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*snogs everyone*I am off to the exciting world of traffex try not to all be jealous! Love you all long time
xxx
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:03,
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bye badger!*snogs*
I too am departing. Sunshine calls.
byeeeeeeeeee!
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OMGI just had another offer of lunching with a hot bloke today! I'm doing well :)
But Dok wins.
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thealternativefact, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:24,
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The sun is still shining I see*sigh*
On the other hand the new Depeche Mode album is out today. Woohoo!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:35,
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hmmmI come back from the shower to see that everyone is leaving! O noes!
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Vampythe people being here before was just a dream. You coming out of the shower Bobby Ewing style proves it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:38,
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And with thatI'm off again. Bloody work.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:41,
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AhThe young and the uncorrupted.
Just be glad you didn't have to live through Dallas!
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ahaha"uncorrupted"? *chuckles* I wouldn't exactly say that....
Sounds like a weird series!
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It wasVery strange, but we only had one TV and I had to watch it because of my mum every week.
I would rather have watchd Life on Earth, which was on at the same time. :(
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hmmmI remember watching Friends as a little kid. I fucking loved it then and I still love it now.
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In my capacityAs Official Off-Topic Doctor, I can prescribe lunch with her as the cure for feeling rubbish.
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Cawl, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:08,
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I'm nowSitting in the office, and the manager is coaching the other candidate for my job on how to get it. This makes me angry!
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punch himin your head. You'll feel better.
Alternatively - give me your manager's address and I'll send a suitably snarky letter insulting his mothers honour and his own as a human being.
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DokThat's shit, unless he offers you the same advice.
Is he not transgressing some workplace protocol? Is he the one that will be interviewing?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:26,
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Oh VampyI would if I could, and at this point in time I could quite honestly kill the pair of them!
EDIT DG he's not the one interviewing, if he was then I would be contacting my union about it, because it would be breaching regulations.
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I'll help.just cos I'm short and slender doesn't mean I can't rub them out for you.
I'll pull a Eric Idle style murder on them. Kill each of their pets off until they have a heart attack and cark it.
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Brazen it outgo and ask him for some pointers as well and see what he says.
If he refuses, then go and see your union.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:30,
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Sun's still out hereand I'm still sat in the office.
Still, I have to wander across to County Hall shortly for a meeting so I think I'll leave a little earlier and have a smoke and a leisurly saunter :)
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:34,
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I may just do that.Then again my workmate is 40, and if he needs to be told how to do an interview it shows me the quality of the people I work with.
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*pops in during lunch*I'm eating proper food...hooray! Doesn't make this massive bar much less annoying though. If I can't get it changed down before I want to go skiing I think I'll cry.
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Captain V, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:08,
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Ha!You must look like a horse, V. Are you eating from a nosebag?
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thealternativefact, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:14,
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A freaking horse?!My tongue isn't *that* bad! The swelling as gone down to about 75% of the worst it's been (yesterday morning).
I'm looking forward to trying out stuff like this and getting a vibrating bar ;)
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Captain V, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:20,
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Hmmm...You do realise that this looks like a horrible tumour?
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Cawl, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:23,
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No it doesn't...it looks like one of those softening balls that go in tumble dryers.
/housewife
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thealternativefact, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:27,
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Well I'm not going to get a black oneThat's a crappy colour!
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Captain V, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:25,
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VI meant because you had something resembling a bit between your teeth, not that you suddenly had a humungous face - lol.
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thealternativefact, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:26,
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Oh right*snorts, shakes head around and gets slober everywhere*
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Captain V, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:30,
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Oh not again, V*feels like am back in hotel room*
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thealternativefact, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:40,
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*wanders back in*Can I close this thread down now? Are we done? Finally?
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thealternativefact, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:56,
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But I'm back!Well I'm at home! Didn't crash the company car - bonus - got thr afternoon off - More bonus! woooo
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 16:00,
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Haha!The story I posted this morning is on the Best Of already.
Damn I'm good.
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Cawl, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 16:07,
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Well, I didn't know you were coming back, Badger.Did you have fun?
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thealternativefact, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 16:18,
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DON'T OPEN THE THREAD UP AGAIN AND THEN RUN AWAY/rude
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thealternativefact, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 16:35,
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Sorry I had to bleach the bathstill limescaley though. Will have to unleash the power of CILIT BANG
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 16:52,
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Good luck with that.I'm off to the pub - byeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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thealternativefact, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 16:55,
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I managed to bleach my top as well :(Now I have pink patches under my boobs on a blue top *cries*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 16:58,
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If it cheers you up badgerYou *can* have a nibble on my sausage roll now.
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Captain V, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 17:14,
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