Rosie and Jim,
Rosie and Jim,
Havin' it off in a biscuit tin.



What are your favourite humerous childhood rhymes?
(TheColonel, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:05, 16 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I got shouted at for this one
In 1966 the Queen pulled down her knicks
She licked her bum and said
"Yum yum - it's better than weetabix!"

I remember singing it over and over again on a beach in Wales and getting slapped legs of my mum when she figured out what I was waffling on about.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Jingle bells
Batman* smell, Robin laid an egg.


I'm almost always singing this in the office, much to people's weary apathy.


*replace with name of person who has neccessary syllables in name.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:10, Reply)

My favourite humerous
childhood rhyme is about an ulna and a radius.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:13, Reply)

A boy stood in the chip shop
Eating red hot scollops,
One fell down his jumper
And landed on his bollocks
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Being 32 I refuse to join in with this childishness. Oh go on then...
Micky Mouse
In his house
Pulling down his trousers
Quick mum
Smack his bum
That's the end of part one
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:35, Reply)

The sexual urge of the camel
is greater than anyone thinks;
after several months in the desert,
he attempted a rape on the Sphinx.

Now the intimate parts of that lady,
are sunk 'neath the sands of the Nile;
hence the hump on the back of the camel,
and the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:40, Reply)

My...
One skin lies over my two skin,
My two skin lies over my three,
My three skin lies over my foreskin,
So pull back my foreskin for me...

SING!

Pull back, pull back,
Pull back my foreskin for me (for me!)

etc
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Eeny meeny miny mo
How would a 6yr old child catch a nigger by his toe?

*yeah, I used the N word but thats how the rhyme went when I was a nipper and I remember singing this when I was about 6ish*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Daisy, Daisy
the cops are after you,
if they catch you they'll flush you down the loo,
they'll tie you up with wire,
and set your pants on fire,
so ring your bell, and peddle like hell,
on a bicycle made of poo.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Christ...
Half a pound of nuts and bolts,
Half a pound of elastic,
Put them in the washing machine,
Out pops a spastic.

Would it be easier if I just posted a link to the Law of the Playground?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Just the one.
*CUNT*ry girls are rather canny
Roll over backwards
Show their hairy
Fanny was a bulldog sitting on the grass
Along came a post man she bit him on the
Arsk no questions tell no lies,
I saw a policeman doing up his
Flies are a nuisance, crabs are worse
And that is the end of this silly little verse.

*Shouted.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:24, Reply)

To the cartoon spiderman theme
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Can he fly
Can he heck
He flew off a building
And broke his neck

There's another one about Popeye living in a caravan but I can't remember it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:25, Reply)

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan,
There's a hole in the middle,
Where I like to piddle,
I'm Popeye the sailor man!

Was that the one, BGB?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Sounds familiar *laughs*
.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Maybe it was.....
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan,
I live with my granny,
And tickle her fanny,
I'm Popeye the sailor man!

And another...

Harty Farty had a party
Everybody was there
Tutti Frutti dropped a beauty
And they all went out for air.
(Kia Ora it's 2 orangey 4 crows, it's just 4 me and my dog, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:03, Reply)

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a pot of jam
The jam is so sticky, it sticks to my dick-y
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
*toot toot*
( Maladicta, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:09, Reply)