I need help.
Whilst lying in bed last night thinking about stuff, as you do, I realised that in 16 years I shall be 60 : /

Therefore I have decided that it's time for my mid-life crises.

In what form do you think this crisis should be realised?
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:23, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Kittens
In a word.

Lots of kittens.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Giving all your worldly possesions, and money to me
Then living in a treehouse in the forest for the rest of your days.

Definitely the best idea.
( Captain V, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:25, Reply)

go sky diving!!
And then as you go throw down all your (paper) money so everybody thinks it's raining money!

or just have a cry, watch a movie and eat chocolate.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Quit your job.
Sell everything you own.
Buy a canal-boat.
Become a river-pirate, surviving by looting food and fuel from holiday-makers.

EDIT: Sod paper money, get it changed into pennies :D
( Cawl, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:27, Reply)

fast cars
loose women and drugs

or Kaol's idea. My boss's PA is doing that when she retires in a month.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Sex with as many people as you possibly can

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Well so far Vipros's idea is winning . *grins*
Followed closely by Beckys.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:29, Reply)

You *could* follow the advice of Jenny Joseph:
"When I am an old woman, I shall wear purple
with a red hat that doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.

And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
and satin candles, and say we've no money for butter.

I shall sit down on the pavement when I am tired
and gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
and run my stick along the public railings
and make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
and pick the flowers in other people's gardens
and learn to spit.

You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
and eat three pounds of sausages at a go
or only bread and pickles for a week
and hoard pens and pencils and beer nuts and things in boxes.

But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
and pay our rent and not swear in the street
and set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.

But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple."

Me? I'd buy a second-hand macintosh, binoculars, a large supply of bovril and a wheelie bin, so I could loiter suspiciously outside schools. (Poking my binoculars out furtively from the top of the wheelie bin, obviously)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Get two full sleeves done
Buy a huge motorbike and ride around on it wearing a filthy white wife-beater and leather jeans with alligator skin cowboy boots.

Oh sorry, you mean for you. Erm, as above really.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:20, Reply)

get your nipples pierc...
oh.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Gaz random b3tans
With offers of pervy sex.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Convertible Mini Cooper S;
travel to Asia (Nepal is ideal);
at least 4 weeks off work doing nothing but exactly what you want to, with whom you want to.

Good luck !
( I_Was_Mordred, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:55, Reply)

As you're not married
you can't do as I did and divorce an abusive bitch while in the middle of uni studying to be an engineer.

But I gotta say, it's worked well for me...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:26, Reply)

cut your hair short
and decide to not have sex for a year.
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:51, Reply)

@Halfy
I already did that years ago. I'm just coming out of my short hair and no sex period.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Porn...
...granny porn.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:06, Reply)