I've been a bit of a Negative Nelly lately
so I've decided to talk about some things I do like for once. Last nights episode of Family Guy was brilliant, and I really admire the way that Slipknot have essentially stuck to one particular sound (varying it slightly each time), but it's kept them going for years. I bet any one of us would know a Slipknot song even if we listened to less than 30 seconds of it.

So what do you like? You bloody cock dobber.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:18, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like baps
Both kinds, but they need to have tasty things to go with them.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Baps are good
but could you possibly have contributed anything that was even less interesting? Come on, Dok, give us your best shot.

You like horse porn?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I like
totally love you.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:30, Reply)

I agree...
Last night's episode was absolutely fucking hilarious, one of the funniest I've seen in a long time!

On record, I find Slipknot pretty boring. Live, they're the shit, but I just can't listen to their albums anymore.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:31, Reply)

I watched the Family Guy episode
... the timetravelling one with nazi Germany and stuff. It was fucking awful. Oh how Family Guy has fallen. In fact it doesn't surprise me Bert, that bona fide cum-drinkers like yourself get kicks out of the cheesey and predictable new episodes.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:32, Reply)

No3l
I love you too. I think. You are the one with the nobbly cock, right?

AA, I didn't say that they were good, I liked them years ago but have gone off them since, it's just that I admire their sustainability.

EDIT TDW any TV show that can work together Nazis, Back to the future and Flash in one episode is fine by me.
I loved the spitfires and Lancaster bombers too, I'm a plane geek.

I'm guessing that you're the kind of person who has sat and watched the first few series of Family Guy repeatedly, wanking off over the hilarity of the jokes, then went out and bought the DVDs and a Stewie Griffin T shirt, and exposed yourself to so much of the Griffin's family life that you've become sick of it, nothing they do or say now could ever satisfy you, you'll always believe that you are a true, ardent fan, but in actual fact you're just a mong who thinks that they know better than everybody else just because you can repeat every line from series 2 off by heart, while touching yourself and wearing nothing but the aforementioned T shirt.

Well done you.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:32, Reply)

I love frozen peas.
My sister dropped a concrete slab on my foot yesterday and the frozen peas made the lump go away.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Right now?
Sleep. I didn't get nearly enough of it last night (and not for any good reasons either, just general insomnia), and now I'm tired and irritable.

Meh.

On the other hand this series of Ashes to Ashes got off to a flying start, in my view.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:46, Reply)

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50% primitivo
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Fantastic!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:49, Reply)

OK Bert
As one of the few who don't like Family Guy, I can't lie about that ON THE INTERNET!

I also don't watcha lot of TV, films on the other hand I love to watch, the film I'm loving at the moment is [Rec], it's on of the best films I've seen in a long time.

Other than that I like my Hedgehog (Li'l Kaol) bacause he snuffles and stabs and bites people.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:54, Reply)

I like
chocolate.

nuff said.
Oh - and purple.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Vampy
How about purple chocolates?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I'm listening to Slipknot now
Should probably get round to buying their last album so I can hear the subtle differences between it and the other ones before seeing them at Download.

What do I like? Office jollys. I'm off to Stockholm in a couple of weeks :D
( djtrialprice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Or alternatively
a big purple-headed cock, smeared in chocolate?

(Yes I know you don't do cock, V-Cat, but Bert started the thread, so I felt my reply had to be appropriate)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Cock
Dobbing.
(TheColonel, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:13, Reply)

I watched [Rec] not too long ago
At midnight, alone, in the dark, hungover, with the shakes.


Think I almost had an aneurysm.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Bert...
The town where I live (Thornaby) used to be mainly comprised of airfields which were used extensively in WW2.
There is a roundabout with an actual size replica of a Spitfire on top, and it looks fantasic. Fills you with a real sense of pride when you pass it.

www.panoramio.com/photo/2176807 if you want a look.
(TheColonel, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Colonel
I sat on a similar replica at RAF Leeming when I was about 7. I'm way cool.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Chickenlady's dad once sat in the real thing.
He managed to blag his way into being allowed to sit in the Spitfire sat at Manston Airfield a few years ago.

Lucky bastard.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I used to live in Manston!
My Step Dad was in the RAF. I've sat in a Harrier and a tank, and on a Spitfire and a Tornado.

Neee-ooow daggadaggadagga
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Well....
I've been in a Lightning!

Only in the hangar though. :-(
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Sat in a tank once
As a nipper, and I was allwed to raise and lower the gun. It was a Chieftain.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Pffft
For a second there K2, I thought you meant the Gladiator, and that 'hangar' was a euphemism.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Bastards...
Above all else, I would love to sit in a Spitfire...

...although a sit in a Lightning would come a very close second.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I've been in Wolf.....
wait.......





what?
(TheColonel, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I sat in a chipmunk once too
and it was on the airfield, getting ready to take off.

I've no idea how those things fly though, they're fat, ugly little fuckers.

Colonel - Haha!
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Wait...wait....
I've been in something fat and ugly.

I blame Stella Artois.

/coat
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:48, Reply)

PJM
You fail for not mentioning Alvin, Simon or Theodore, I was deliberately setting up a chipmunk joke.

You know where the door is.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:51, Reply)

@Bert
It was the gladiator's 'hangar' I was in. You didn't think I was talking about the English Electric Lightning F3 did you?

Like a bloody wizard's sleeve it was too. The F3's got a much tighter cockpit, I believe.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Ha ha ha
Quick chat about questions submitted for forthcoming meeting from prim and proper middle management lady.
"There is concern over the content of questions submitted by certain penis...PEOPLE! CERTAIN PEOPLE!"

She's run off. I think I weed a little.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:03, Reply)