I don't often do this, but it's a special day
Seeing as it's DiT's birthday today and he's still infuriatingly younger than me...

*passes cake around*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:49, 34 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Infuriatingly younger than you?
How do you think I feel?

*Accepts cake grudgingly*

*EDIT* But happy birthday anyway, you satanic being in ladies hosiery!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Woo!
Happy Birthday DiT!

And surely VC and myself are the irritatingly young ones? (17 & 20)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:54, Reply)

so.....
I'll not mention my 18th next year then!! :)

Happy birfday DiT!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Ooooh!
Happy Birthday!!

Yay! I like birthdays.

I hope you get lots of fabulous presents and find yourself in a rotten state tomorrow having drunk yourself to a blissful stupor!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Happy Birthday DiT!
Hope you have a great one.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:01, Reply)

My imaginary internet cake
tastes like old nipples.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:08, Reply)

*blushes*
Oh, you guys. :)

I haven't had any presents at all yet. Nary even a card has come my way. Roll on this evening! :)

EDIT: Eighteen, VC? Christ, you make me feel old. I'm 29 today!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:11, Reply)

On your next birthday
I'll give you a mother-daughter threesome, but you have to choose between my mum (ginger hulk) and my sister (loud-mouthed chav), or Shannon Matthews and her Mum.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:14, Reply)

happy birthday dit
*revels in youngness*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:18, Reply)

DiT - not my intention at all
but 29 isn't old. Not really.

it's what - 12 years older then me? not that old.

/hands over some chocolate cake
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:23, Reply)

You're very sweet for saying so, thank you! :)
Flattery, it seems, will get you everywhere. Except Stoke Newington.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:25, Reply)

flattery
does not get me on a plane either. :(

But a ticket and a visa and a passport does!! (*has two out of three*) wheeeeeeeeeee
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Happy Birfday
DiTty!

I'm not far behind you on age :(
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:30, Reply)

I already said
Happy Birf-a-ma-day in the other thread.

DiT is two days older than me. How bad does it feel mate?

Dooooo. Noooooot. Waaaaaant.
( djtrialprice, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:30, Reply)

It feels OK actually matey.
Just like being 28, only with added bitterness.

VC, you coming to Engerland? Jeez, I've been away too long!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Hmmph
I've got nearly ten years on you mate.

*is not bitter*

*oh no*

*well, maybe a little bit*

*actually it's not bad. I certainly don't feel like I'm nearly 40.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:39, Reply)

DG
Can you remember your age? Being that old has some downsides!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Hopy Bidet.
You young whippersnapper. Have some lollipops and sugar mice.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Ethelred
I can indeed remember my age.

But often not where I put my car keys :(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:59, Reply)

splendid, DiT is older than me
success!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Pffft, you're still old,
So shut it :p
( Cawl, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Silence whippersnapper
*delivers withering glance*

have that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I'm no whippersnapper
doesn't that imply you have to be all ... I don't know - childish?

Aw who am I kidding?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:54, Reply)

*plays the old card*
*wins*
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:00, Reply)

I have to point out that at 27 I am still childish
no bad thing. Helps you to enjoy yourself.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Vip
I can think of *plenty* of ways to enjoy myself.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:03, Reply)

give it 10 years and that gets harder
you get reduced to about 3 or 4

fortunately I can give thanks to my friend mary jane for my eternal youth
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:05, Reply)

At almost DG's age
I'm still childish at times as well. I still do silly thing, some of which you lot can attest to!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Mary Jane
is one of the best friends EVER.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I'm the same age as Vipros
And I can think of countless ways to entertain myself.

They usually get shelved in preference to the 'ol' reliable'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:08, Reply)

I don't think it makes any difference how old you are,
You can still have fun.

I tell myself that age doesn't matter, again and again.
I've even started to believe it. So had the lad I was seeing.

Shame my boss wouldn't.
Now I've been kicked outta the clergy, and the police want "a quiet word".
( Cawl, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Kaol
somehow I think that's not the ol'reliable Lab was referring to.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:19, Reply)

You're most correct, VC!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Oh...
Er...
In that case, kindly disregard my above post...
( Cawl, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:28, Reply)