Have you ever met,
or are you lucky enough to be with, a girl (/boy) for whom you would delete your porn collection?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:29, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yep.
Been there, done that.

*waves at chickenlady*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Yup.
Porn is gone.

Don't need it anymore.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:31, Reply)

*sigh*
Yes I did.

Shes gone, so the porn is back!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Already did
A long time ago.

Now I just fwap over Bang Babes.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:34, Reply)

Surely you are really lucky
when you can compare porn collections and then act along at home with them :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:37, Reply)

I have to say, I'm lucky in that
my girlfriend loves it more than me - I'm regularly encouraged to 'get my laptop out'....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:39, Reply)

TGB
Naw.... porn's nasty. Fake people with fake boobs having fake (at least over-acted) sex (usually anal), that's not very likely to turn my Mrs into a gibbering wreck.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:40, Reply)

I don't see why you can't have both. *shrugs*
Looking at porn fulfills a totally different urge than sharing a loving sexual experience with a partner.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Make your own

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Yup.


I have no need for porn when I get to take this little lady to bed every night :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:58, Reply)

@Spikeypickle
Does the Mrs know you're pimping her on the internet?
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:00, Reply)

She's a beauty, she is
I'd run my hands all over her slender curves and neck, lightly teasing her, warming her up to my touch. Once the mood is set, and after the initial insertion, she'll be screeching under the combined assault of my fingers and tool.

Because I can't play guitar.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Yup
Deleted loads in my time.

However, at the moment we both appear to enjoy it. :D
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:12, Reply)

I agree with Spike...
She's so filthy he doesn't need any porn.

I considered getting rid of it for the last missus, until it turned out she liked some of it too.

All was well in the world that night...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Labia
That's my wonderful Gibson Epiphone (Sunburst) in the background.......she squeals nicely!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Absolutely not
if he can't appreciate it too then forget it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:34, Reply)

I don't know if I could be comfortable
With a girl who viewed porn as disgusting.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:41, Reply)

yep
But that was mostly as her collection was WAY better than mine.
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Yes indeed...
...and I made a big show of it too.

Of course it was all was backed up in a folder named "The Fall - Live in Manchester 1978" which she would never open. Why don't women like The Fall?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:16, Reply)

I like the Fall.
But they are an aquired taste.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:17, Reply)

^woo
Wanna share my porn stash and listen to Bend Sinister?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:20, Reply)

It was just something which popped in to my head this morning on the train
Was thinking along the lines of, "You know it's serious when you consider deleting your porn for them". Or, conversely, "What if I delete my porn and they dump me in a couple of weeks?"

But clearly, when you're with the right person, it's not even an issue.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:33, Reply)

^
Yes - but still back it up.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:33, Reply)

why do you need a porn collection
when the internet is chock full of it?

get with the times
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:48, Reply)